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you married?

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Nope, but I've been with the same girl for 7 years, lived together for 4. So, technically, she is in possession of my testicles, but I still hold the deed.

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Nope, but I've been with the same girl for 7 years, lived together for 4.  So, technically, she is in possession of my testicles, but I still hold the deed.

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My father gave me 4 words of advice on marraige:

 

Peace in the Household.

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My father gave me 4 words of advice on marraige:

 

Peace in the Household.

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Peace can be overrated.

 

Orson Welles in The Third Man: "In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed — they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

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