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You're in luck. Tonight's the night for the fifth annual Hudson Valley Community College Massage Majors' Mixers outside the campus BOCES Assistance Building.

 

Unlimited white zin, port wine cheese, and cocoa butter.

 

Surely you can find someone there to rub one off for you.

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You're in luck. Tonight's the night for the fifth annual Hudson Valley Community College Massage Majors' Mixers outside the campus BOCES Assistance Building.

 

Unlimited white zin, port wine cheese, and cocoa butter.

 

Surely you can find someone there to rub one off for you.

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But will she go smash mailboxes after? Sex is meaningless without post coital mailbox baseball.

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But will she go smash mailboxes after? Sex is meaningless without post coital mailbox baseball.

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I can never find a chick that wants to go past 449. Lazy women.

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$20 for anybody who wants to. Preferrably a beautiful blonde with brown or blue eyes. Brunette's are acceptable as well.

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Is your mom going to bingo tonight or something?

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Ned Braden: Now, they give you one phone call.

Jeff Hanson: Call the pizza man.

Morris Wanchuk: Call a massage parlor

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