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Levy -- Coach!?!?!?!?


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Coach: [answering the phone] Cheers. Ok, wait a minute, I'll check. Is there an "Ernie Pantusso" here?

Sam: That's YOU Coach.

Coach: Speaking.

 

 

[Carla has recieved a bouquet of flowers]

Sam: Who's your secret admirer?

[Carla beckons for Sam to come closer, which he does]

Carla: None of your damn business!

Coach: What'd she say?

Sam: "None of your damn business."

Coach: [angry] Well, excuse me for living! How would you like it if I said that to you when you asked me to teach you how to throw a knuckleball?

Sam: You DID, Coach.

Coach: Oh, then we're even.

 

 

Coach: My friends call me "Coach", but my other nickname is Red.

Customer: Why? Because your hair used to be red?

Coach: No, because I read a book.

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