eball Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 10. Orange and teal uniform colors and a smiling dolphin wearing a helmet? Who designed these uniforms -- Liberace? 9. 0-for-the-70s. 8. Mercury Morris and his cocaine habit. 7. Jimmah Johnson. 6. A swimming pool with a live dolphin behind the goalposts at the Orange Bowl. 5. Zach Thomas -- the most overrated LB ever. 4. Annual frontrunner for most felony arrests in the NFL. 3. Nick Saban "the genius." Only two seasons and I already can't stand to see his mug. 2. Always picked to compete for Super Bowl, regardless of roster. Thankfully, a December swoon is virtually a given. And the number one reason to hate the Miami Dolphins if you're a Bills fan is... Bryan Cox. SQUISH THE FISH!!!
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 10. Orange and teal uniform colors and a smiling dolphin wearing a helmet? Who designed these uniforms -- Liberace? 9. 0-for-the-70s. 8. Mercury Morris and his cocaine habit. 7. Jimmah Johnson. 6. A swimming pool with a live dolphin behind the goalposts at the Orange Bowl. 5. Zach Thomas -- the most overrated LB ever. 4. Annual frontrunner for most felony arrests in the NFL. 3. Nick Saban "the genius." Only two seasons and I already can't stand to see his mug. 2. Always picked to compete for Super Bowl, regardless of roster. Thankfully, a December swoon is virtually a given. And the number one reason to hate the Miami Dolphins if you're a Bills fan is... Bryan Cox. SQUISH THE FISH!!! 773734[/snapback] O-ho-ho! DIE MIAMI!!
dib Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 Bryan Cox. SQUISH THE FISH!!! 773734[/snapback] When Bryan sacked the QB did that make him a Cox-sacker?
HopsGuy Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 2. Always picked to compete for Super Bowl, regardless of roster. Thankfully, a December swoon is virtually a given. 773734[/snapback] One sportswriter said that the annual Miami fade was like Hannukah. It happens sometime in December every year, but no one really knows the exact date.
Sen. John Blutarsky Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 How we we make a list of reasons to hate the Dolphins and not include Don Shula and Dan Marino anywhere on the list? I agree with #1 though. I loathe Bryan Cox. Anyone else remember this? (I forget exactly which year) the Bills were trying to ice the clock, went for it on 4th and 1, Cox met Thurman in the hole and Thurman carried him for the first down, game over, drive home safely. Best T-shirt ever seen at the Ralph. Big letters. Bryan Sucks Cox. 2nd Best T-shirt, simple, to the point, and I still want one. F@%K MIAMI
Sen. John Blutarsky Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 OMG: I forgot another reason to hate Miami. JIM JENSEN That useless SOB wouldn't do anything for entire seasons but be damned if he didn't catch balls on 3rd down against the Bills. I hated that piece of poo (swearing protocol?)
Phlegm Alley Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 10. Orange and teal uniform colors and a smiling dolphin wearing a helmet? Who designed these uniforms -- Liberace? Not only that, but the stupid dolphin on the helmet who is wearing a helmet himself, doesn't have a logo on the helmet that he's wearing Stupid dolphags.
5 Wide Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 One sportswriter said that the annual Miami fade was like Hannukah. It happens sometime in December every year, but no one really knows the exact date. 773755[/snapback] I read Miami is also #2 in the BCS and is looking at a Sugar Bowl berth
eball Posted September 15, 2006 Author Posted September 15, 2006 How we we make a list of reasons to hate the Dolphins and not include Don Shula and Dan Marino anywhere on the list? 773916[/snapback] Why would we hate Marino? Kelly owned him. Hard to "hate" a guy like Shula. Besides, Marv owned him as well.
Typical TBD Guy Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 Reason #9 should be reason #1. It's what started it all in the first place, and is far more embarrasing than 4 straight Super Bowl losses could ever be.
Sen. John Blutarsky Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 Hard to hate Shula? For YEARS we all felt like he owned the refs and it felt like every time we played them the game was officiated like last weeks debacle. It's pretty easy to hate Shula. He was the one constant that carried on through the decades, he was the link to the 0 for the 70's for all of us who were too young to hate them then. As for Marino, how can you hate the Dolphins and not hate their best quarterback? Yeah we beat him a lot, but thats part of what made beating them fun, we beat HIM.
ajflutie Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 Reason #9 should be reason #1. It's what started it all in the first place, and is far more embarrasing than 4 straight Super Bowl losses could ever be. 773945[/snapback] 10-4 on that, also.........snow vs. sun
Alaska Darin Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 How we we make a list of reasons to hate the Dolphins and not include Don Shula and Dan Marino anywhere on the list? I agree with #1 though. I loathe Bryan Cox. Anyone else remember this? (I forget exactly which year) the Bills were trying to ice the clock, went for it on 4th and 1, Cox met Thurman in the hole and Thurman carried him for the first down, game over, drive home safely. Best T-shirt ever seen at the Ralph. Big letters. Bryan Sucks Cox. 2nd Best T-shirt, simple, to the point, and I still want one. F@%K MIAMI 773916[/snapback] It was 3rd and 2, not 4th and 1.
Sen. John Blutarsky Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 It was 3rd and 2, not 4th and 1. 773964[/snapback] You remember though Thanks for the correction.
Alaska Darin Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 You remember though Thanks for the correction. 773966[/snapback] Tough to forget highlights when it's been so long since we've had one.
ganesh Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 Also, I hate that 1970 SB team, because they always get media attention every season until every team in the NFL has a single loss. Damn it....it happend 35 years ago.....Forget them...
The Poojer Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 i have a hard time hating zach thomas, not sure if he is overrated or not, he just seems to be a work horse out there
VABills Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 Also, I hate that 1970 SB team, because they always get media attention every season until every team in the NFL has a single loss. Damn it....it happend 35 years ago.....Forget them... 773989[/snapback] 1970???? You mean 1972 dolphins?
SACTOBILLSFAN Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 One sportswriter said that the annual Miami fade was like Hannukah. It happens sometime in December every year, but no one really knows the exact date. 773755[/snapback] Classic. I actually laughed out loud reading that. Reason #9 should be reason #1. It's what started it all in the first place, and is far more embarrasing than 4 straight Super Bowl losses could ever be. 773945[/snapback] Amen. I wasn't born yet but I still hate them for it, because i have a good father. You remember though Thanks for the correction. 773966[/snapback] Damn you remembered all those years ago and...Willis? Forget it.
Greybeard Posted September 16, 2006 Posted September 16, 2006 10. Orange and teal uniform colors and a smiling dolphin wearing a helmet? Who designed these uniforms -- Liberace? 9. 0-for-the-70s. 8. Mercury Morris and his cocaine habit. 7. Jimmah Johnson. 6. A swimming pool with a live dolphin behind the goalposts at the Orange Bowl. 5. Zach Thomas -- the most overrated LB ever. 4. Annual frontrunner for most felony arrests in the NFL. 3. Nick Saban "the genius." Only two seasons and I already can't stand to see his mug. 2. Always picked to compete for Super Bowl, regardless of roster. Thankfully, a December swoon is virtually a given. And the number one reason to hate the Miami Dolphins if you're a Bills fan is... Bryan Cox. SQUISH THE FISH!!! 773734[/snapback] You missed Nick Bonicontti (SP?) and his raving of their undefeated season. If you saw his interview for their the season you would understand.
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