The best fight or most interesting thing

[BoondckCL]

I wasn't at this game, but my dad told me a story about a guy who made it about half way across the stadium on the wires that hold up the net behind the end zone.  He was going hand over hand dangling high above the stadium.  He somehow made it back to safety and was promptly arrested.

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I was at this game as well as the Chiefs game last year when the guy was running across the awning on the box seats. Both were great classics.

[jjsiepierski34]

Not proud to admit this, but it was out of my control. I was sitting next to the individual man, who single-handedly drove Bryan Cox clinically insane during the Bills/Dolphins game when he eventually got tossed, and then sued the NFL for putting him in a hostile work environment.

 

Our seats were behind the Phins bench, about 15 rows up, 50 yard line. Best seats in the house, just over the crest of the bench players helmets, so you could see eveything.

 

The man next to my buddy and I was a racist, and CLEARLY HATED Bryan Cox. This man also had a bag of about 250 "fun size," frozen Snickers bars in a garbage bag (no idea how he got them through security), he was sh*t-faced, and he had a plan!

 

Amidst screaming at the top of his lungs, "hey Cox, you're an N word this, N word that....." (it was bad!!! and remember, we are 15 rows from these guys so they can hear EVERYTHING), he had his Snickers ammo, and as if Bryan Cox had a target on him, he was lambasting him with these things....and they were frozen! This goes on throughout the 1st half. And the racist drunk (no idea how he got the tickets from a profiling standpoint) had impeccable timing. Everytime Cox was around, this guy was pelting him. Quite an arm on this guy as well!

 

Halftime comes, Cox grabs security officials, they can't between the few of them determine who exactly is the cause of all this, but they do narrow it down to our section. Well, 2nd half begins, the Dolphins at halftime, had implemented a rule that none of them could take their helmets off, AT ANY TIME, on the sidelines because of all of this. There is a security guard implored by Rich Stadium security to do NOTHING but stare at our section. Yet, as I recall, this was a playoff game, and the security guard was (obviously from Buffalo, hence a Bills fan himself), so when the crowd would go nuts, and the Bills D would make a play, naturally, he'd turn to look at what was going on....BOOM, Cox being pelted by frozen Snickers bars! 1 bam, 2 plow...guy would sit down real fast, security guard turns back around to watch the section....drunk, racist on best behavior....Bruce Smith sacks Marino, security guard turns around....BOOM, BOOM....1 Snickers, 2 Snickers to the head like a Roy Jones Jr combination. Throw in a bunch of inappropriate racial slurs, and you've got yourself the fixins for a Bryan Cox eruption!

 

Sure enough, Cox goes back on the field, the Bills convert a crucial 4th and 1 to run the clock out, Cox LOSES IT, tosses his helmet, earpads go flying, and runs off the field with each middle finger extended to the Best Bills Crowd I have ever witnessed! He then processed the aformentioned lawsuit vs. the NFL.

 

LOL.

 

Not proud I sat next to this man, but it wasn't my fault he had the ticket, and no one needs to kill the messenger here. But this story had/has to be told, because its classic!

 

Go BILLS!

[smokinandjokin]

There I so many that I barely know where to begin.

 

I was at the game mentioned by the poster earlier where the drunk started to go out on the wire, didn't even get close to half way, got tired and started coming back. It was the early-to-mid-80s, I was probably 5 or 6. I distinctly remember people yelling "Jump!" and throwing things at the guy. If I do recall correctly, that was the first time I wiffed the magical smell of marijuana as well. I asked my dad what the smell was, and he simply said "Somebody is smoking pot," like I would know what that meant.

 

My favorite had to be after the Bledsoe Bowl in 2002, when the Patriots (and thousands of their fans) came into the Ralph to watch Brady screen the Bills to death. After the game, there was a Pats fan standing in the hallway, mouthing off in a THICK Boston accent: "Buh bye...Have a nice ride home...Go to your cahs...You should be thankin us...You should be thankin us fer bringin the Wurld Champion New England Patriots to yer stadium, so that you can see what a real football team looks like...This is owha stadium...blah blah" This is going on and on, and countless people are telling him to shut up, and F-off, and all that. My friend, who is a good sized 6'2" dude, calmly walked over and hammered a straight right off this Patsy's face. The tunnel erupted with cheers as this clown stumbled backwards to the ground. He would've been down for a 50-count.

 

Believe me, I have been a visiting fan in many stadiums, so I try to calm the tempers when there are drunk Bills fans just being A-holes and looking to fight. If the visiting team comes in and wins, their fans have a right to be happy about it. But this Boston boy was definitely BEGGING for it.

[ricojes]

Guns n Roses Metallica 1992.

 

After metallica, the house lights are on while everyone is waiting for GNR. Girls flashing on the big screen and the usual stuff.  In one corner of the endzone, people on the field start throwing stuff at people in the first few rows (cups, trash etc.). Pretty harmless.

 

It starts to spread, and within 10 minutes the ENTIRE stadium is a mass of people throwing anything they can get their hands on. HUGE toilet paper rolls flying off the upper deck, beer, trash, cups and anything you can think of being thrown. People were hiding in the hallways, and as you looked out the stadium was one big mess of sh*t being thrown everywhere. One of the most amazing things I've ever seen.

 

There was a profile of the GNR tour in life magazine about a month later, and they talked for a bit about the "near riot in buffalo".

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I was there, it looked like it was snowing with all the debris flying. We were on the floor and let me tell you, when someone chucks a plastic cup full of ice from the top level, it comes screaming down. It was pretty dangerous. This started because GNR was an hour late for the show. They started showing chicks flashing on the big screens in attempt to divert attention and stop the debris fight. It worked!!!

[ricojes]

I was probably 5 or 6.  I distinctly remember people yelling "Jump!" and throwing things at the guy.  .

 

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Must have been some pround parents there...

[EndZoneCrew]

when i lived in Buffalo and had seasons i would buy helmets from the Tops gumball machines and bring my collection of that weeks  visiting team's helmets and drop them in the troughs and sinks (which were troughs by the 1st qtr) for all to relieve themselves on

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[Pine Barrens Mafia]

I used to get so hammered I can barely recall most games I've been to. That being said, I was at the 2-kick-return game vs. the Jets, and the abuse that TD was getting as he rode off on his golf cart was PRICELESS.

[tennesseeboy]

1965/ Bills/Houston game. My little brother myself and two friends (all later to work with the Buffalo Police Dept or ECSD) were 17 and sneaking into War Memorial by climbing afence after the game started. As we started climbing a Buffalo Police Officer shows up from nowhere and grabs MY leg as I'm reaching for the top of the fence. He's pounding on my leg with a billy club while the other s get over, go to the ramp into the stadium and get caught by security. I finally kick the cop, pull myself over and limp to the ramp which now has no security. Great game. Blanda was qb.

[bills_fan]

I was on the floor for the GNR concert as weel. Great show.

 

One of the worst things I saw was in the parking lot. We were walking into the stadium and all of a sudden smelled something awful...burning plastic? Some Canadians (I b/c of the license plate) had slid their still hot carcoal grill underneath their car. The heat from the grill had set the car ablaze and the OPFD was rushing to the scene. The plastic bumper and fender on the car was actually melting as it blazed. FD put the thing out, we went to watch the game.

 

On the way out we walk past the car....3 drunk and stupid looking Canadians with looks of disbelief and horror on their faces as they are staring at their car...truly precious!! They won that week's Darwin award.

[inkman]

I was on the floor for the GNR concert as weel.  Great show.

 

One of the worst things I saw was in the parking lot.  We were walking into the stadium and all of a sudden smelled something awful...burning plastic?  Some Canadians (I b/c of the license plate) had slid their still hot carcoal grill underneath their car.  The heat from the grill had set the car ablaze and the OPFD was rushing to the scene.  The plastic bumper and fender on the car was actually melting as it blazed.  FD put the thing out, we went to watch the game. 

 

On the way out we walk past the car....3 drunk and stupid looking Canadians with looks of disbelief and horror on their faces as they are staring at their car...truly precious!!  They won that week's Darwin award.

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Either I was there or the exact thing happen at another game.

[Ned Flanders]

1981 Roland Hooks "Hail Mary" game vs. Patriots.

 

Hooks catches the TD to give the Bills the win...we're in the upper deck near one of the tunnels...though many "fans" had left, the roar after the Hooks catch was LOUD.

 

Anyways, right after, I look down the tunnel and coming running from the pi$$ers were dozens of guys, most with their pants still down around their ankles, to see what the big cheer was about...and ugly, ugly, scene.

[JStranger76]

Was also at Indy game in Mannings rookie year when the couple got it on. When they were being "escorted out", the girl flashed everybody and the crowd pretty much gave her a standing ovation. In the paper the next day the report was in the tiniest little corner. Tryin' to k eep that one on the down low they was!

[SACTOBILLSFAN]

The Dolphins game at the Ralph last year. We were all leaving after the game and as we were walking up some muddy ass hill to get out of the stadium some of the security guards go running past us, and I didn't see the incident, but one guard said to the other..."some miami guy just got pummelled in the restroom" I laughed my ass off thinking of some liquored up felon fan just getting lit up in the bathroom by some liquored up Bills fana after mouthing off.

[BADOLBILZ]

I was just thinking about this and i would say that there are two events that come to mind immediately and one that will emotionally scar me for life.

 

Scarring...

 

Jets@Bills, early in the new millenium. Still kind of a youngen, and the man behind me stands up and takes off the majority of his clothes. After a few moments all he has on is a leopard print thong and a Jets hat. He continued to shout J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets. Then people started stuffing his thong with money.

 

I have gone to counseling for this, and it brings back bad thoughts just reminicing about it now.

 

Steelers @ Bills (2004): With a playoff berth on the line, Buffalo quickly finds themselves down at half time by a substantial margin. I go out of the stadium to smoke a cigarette. Several minutes later, a brawl breaks out between Steeler fans and Bills fans. There has to be about 16-20 total guys. It was over something like that we were getting beat by the Pittsburgh backups. After the fight was broken up, one of the guys in the fight looked at me and said, "Now, hopefully that will inspire the Bills and show them what a fight is".

ANy other stories would be good.

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Most pole 5 goers are famialar with the stories of our Anthony, one of the strangest being at the AFC Championship game against the Chiefs. He was in his then customary drunken state and had been bumming cigarettes off of the guy sitting in front of us and when the guy shut him off, Anthony became agitated. When Montana threw the interception to Henry Jones in the endzone in the closing minutes of the first half, the crowd came to it's feet, my wife was standing between us and she tapped me on the shoulder and pointed out that Anthony was pissing on the seat of that guy. The man standing next to that guy was the first to notice. Anthony calmly finished and proceeded downstairs and came back up with 2 more beers, by which time he was attacked and escorted out by security. We located him 2 hours after the game walking around the stadium soaked from head to toe and then had to listen to his story about 30 times on the way home.

 

Many of his stories involve pissing, including pissing on Jim Kelly's rv, pissing on himself and saying someone pissed on HIM etc.. He also got cartwheeled down the steps of the upper deck after whiffing in a fight and broke the bench and had to walk back to the parking lot with his pants tore off and his shabby drawers showing. Just a few good times brought to you by alcohol, that cool refreshing drink!