Niagara 66 Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 Here's one I wrote years ago under a different name when i lived in upstate South Carolina...I still like it's poetic simplicity. I Hate Miami God But I Hate Miami I Hate Miami See? 5-7-5. Lets's see your poetry!
Swift Sylvan Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 Dolphins on Sunday Of football men we will see The Bills will Triumph
nick in* england Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 The Dolphins are fags Their fans take it in the butt They play in Teal! Barf.
Dennis in NC Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 Lee Evans gellin' Dolphin D leaves fly open pee pee park smellin'
Dennis in NC Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 Don't sit home and wish, use haiku as your weapon to bitchslap stinkin' fish ---------------------------------------- Fresh-cut Dolphin meat with Tartar and or Hot sauce tastes so very sweet. ---------------------------------------- Too much fun to stop, late start joining haiku thread, now can't go to bed.
SACKMARINO Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 I'll Be At The Game To See My Bills Squish The Fish Please Bills Grant My Wish
Lv-Bills Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 Gonad Gonad Bones abound, Triad Triad I found; Beckon Beckon Wheat
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 Fish are for food They make tasty fish sticks, yum. God, I hate Miami.
dib Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 Culpepper drops back looks for recievers downfield short pass hits the ground
buffaloboyinATL Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 DB's may be young Culpepper made the pro bowl 4 picks on Sunday
nodnarb Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 Saban ain't so smart Too much has been made of that Just take out Ronnie
RuntheDamnBall Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 Mularkey offense Makes for Miami heartbreak Woe to the Dolphins Oh! Sir Zach Thomas Pin-up of lame broadcasters We shall run through you.
5 Wide Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 Lake Minnetonka it is not Schobel makes Culpepper miss his Yacht Bennie's still a turd
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 Eat my shorts Nick Saban You steaming pile of cow-dung This week you will lose!
Dwight Drane Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 Let's all send roses To Randy McMichael's wife Then watch him beat her
RuntheDamnBall Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 Let's all send rosesTo Randy McMichael's wife Then watch him beat her 772774[/snapback] Jesus. That's not cool.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 Llama llama duck. Llama llama llama duck. Llama llama duck.
Dwight Drane Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 Jesus. That's not cool. 772777[/snapback] Jesus that's not cool To start a domestic spat But it's Miami
ieatcrayonz Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 Jesus. That's not cool. 772777[/snapback] Especially if you're her.
ieatcrayonz Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 The fish we squish drown in the deep ocean brine one and one are we
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