BF in Indiana Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 “If this group reaches 100,000 my girlfriend will have a threesome.”http://uah.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2207756044 Like any red-blooded college guy, I’ve come to the conclusion that the idea of a threesome is perhaps one of the greatest things imaginable (right behind midget tossing). Naturally, I have bugged my girlfriend, Holly, to partake in this dream of mine on multiple occassions… sadly, she has declined every single time. The other day (September 4th, 2006 to be exact), she and I were talking about Facebook for some reason or another and she mentioned how she’s a member of some group called the “Largest group on Facebook” and she mentioned how hard it must’ve been to get a group that size together. I promptly slapped her (jk darling)… and told her that anyone, given the proper idea, could make a facebook group of larger than normal size. And just like that, the bet was formed. So INVITE everyone you know and help me on my quest for sexual salvation. PLEASE HELP. My manhood thanks you in advance. This is epic, he already has over 100,000 friends. UPDATE: If the group gets to 300,000 members, his gf will allow pics of the event. If it becomes the largest group on facebook, she’ll allow video.
theNose76 Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 Being recently out of college I have a profile on there - and also being a fan of threesomes I am a member of that group. Non-members (of the site) may not be able to access the group, but currently there are 392,507 members. The group was started about a week ago I think, and anyone with a profile can join. The dude put up some pics of his girlfriend, she is actually pretty hot.
dib Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 Did your girlfriend include you in the threesome?
inkman Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 What happened to the good ol' days where you just needed a bunch of coke to make this stuff happen.
ieatcrayonz Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 Great News!!!!!! I just spoke with Lee. If this group reaches 5,000,000 she will volunteer to be the third in the threesome. This way you can all view the glory that is Lee. Sign up now. P. S. She said if this group reaches over 4 she will film with just the girl, but not the guy. I said "do you mean 4,000,000?" She said, "No, just 4." I'm a bit confused.
Beerball Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 I'm a bit confused. 771364[/snapback] crayonz=1 trick pony Time to get a new gig.
theesir Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 crayonz=1 trick pony Time to get a new gig. 771389[/snapback] <Raising hand> I AGREE! </Raising Hand>
theesir Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 This is epic, he already has over 100,000 friends. UPDATE: If the group gets to 300,000 members, his gf will allow pics of the event. If it becomes the largest group on facebook, she’ll allow video. 771321[/snapback] This is about the fifth time I've seen one of these get me 100000 page views, friends, whatever and my girlfriend will do a threesome, let me have her pooper, or anything else. These are a hoax and rather silly ones at that.
Buffan00 Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 crayonz=1 trick pony Time to get a new gig. 771389[/snapback] Agreed!!
Fezmid Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 I'm hoping you realize this is a hoax... Been going around for awhile.
theNose76 Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 I'm hoping you realize this is a hoax... Been going around for awhile. 771436[/snapback] At least it's a pretty successful hoax ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Brody_Ruckus
BF in Indiana Posted September 13, 2006 Author Posted September 13, 2006 At least it's a pretty successful hoax ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Brody_Ruckus 771495[/snapback] Not a hoax... the chick was on TV saying she would go through with it. That's a lot of pissed off college students if she backs out.
theesir Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 Not a hoax... the chick was on TV saying she would go through with it. That's a lot of pissed off college students if she backs out. 771557[/snapback] Wow a college student with Blue Balls... NOW THATS A STORY!!!
Fezmid Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 Not a hoax... the chick was on TV saying she would go through with it. That's a lot of pissed off college students if she backs out. 771557[/snapback] Because someone saying something on TV obviously makes it true?
Kevbeau Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 Because someone saying something on TV obviously makes it true? 771580[/snapback] Hasn't lied to me yet. Except those damn BowFlex people. Half hour three times a week my @ss.
mead107 Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 Great News!!!!!! I just spoke with Lee. If this group reaches 5,000,000 she will volunteer to be the third in the threesome. This way you can all view the glory that is Lee. Sign up now. P. S. She said if this group reaches over 4 she will film with just the girl, but not the guy. I said "do you mean 4,000,000?" She said, "No, just 4." I'm a bit confused. 771364[/snapback] see you
The Dean Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 What happened to the good ol' days where you just needed a bunch of coke to make this stuff happen. 771363[/snapback] That still works.
KD in CA Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 What happened to the good ol' days where you just needed a bunch of coke to make this stuff happen. 771363[/snapback] I miss the '80s!!
Acantha Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 Like any red-blooded college guy, I’ve come to the conclusion that the idea of a threesome is perhaps one of the greatest things imaginable (right behind midget tossing). Check and check. Apparently I don't have much else to live for. Well, the Bills winning a Super Bowl should keep me going for awhile.
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