kegtapr Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Bills lose the coin toss, JoeSixPacks head explodes. The rest of the game doesn't matter as I'm too busy laughing my ass off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Bills lose the coin toss, JoeSixPacks head explodes. The rest of the game doesn't matter as I'm too busy laughing my ass off. 763910[/snapback] Where's that god-damned fu smilie when you need it? I'd actually WANT the bills to lose the coin toss and start the 2nd half on O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 1. I open up the patio doors and stand near the kegerator. 2. I turn up the volume because the neighbor is mowing his lawn, oblivious to the fact that he lives next to a person who does nothing all Sunday but watch football. 3. Coffee hits, so I head for the can for the third time since getting up. 4. I start inching toward the kegerator as Bruschi miraculously nails the trifecta, even though I've sworn off drinking in the mornings ever since that unfortunate hookup with what I was certain at the time was a chick. 5. I begin my eighth beer as it helps convince me we can overcome a 40-3 first half score , regardless of the fact that we have eight yards of total offense. 6. I am passed out by the middle of the fourth quarter. 7. I wake up Monday, looking forward to week 2. 763904[/snapback] a little drinking problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsCelticsAngelsBama Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 1st and 10 at the 18. (Holding on the kickoff). McGahee off tackle ... gain of 1. 2nd and 9 at the 19. Losman.. swing pass to Shelton.. off his fingertips. 3rd and 9 from the 19. Losman sacked by an interior blitz. 4th and 17 from the 11. Moorman 56 yard punt to the Patriots 33 return of 9 yards. Patriots 1st and 10 from their own 42. Brady 16 yard pass to WR in front of Clements. 1st and 10 from the Bills 42. (Several fans chanting for Brady Quinn and wondering if we should tank the Jets games to insure a higher draft pick). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 1. I open up the patio doors and stand near the kegerator. 2. I turn up the volume because the neighbor is mowing his lawn, oblivious to the fact that he lives next to a person who does nothing all Sunday but watch football. 3. Coffee hits, so I head for the can for the third time since getting up. 4. I start inching toward the kegerator as Bruschi miraculously nails the trifecta, even though I've sworn off drinking in the mornings ever since that unfortunate hookup with what I was certain at the time was a chick. 5. I begin my eighth beer as it helps convince me we can overcome a 40-3 first half score , regardless of the fact that we have eight yards of total offense. 6. I am passed out by the middle of the fourth quarter. 7. I wake up Monday, looking forward to week 2. 763904[/snapback] So the obvious question is... what's on tap at LA's place for week one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 So the obvious question is... what's on tap at LA's place for week one? 763920[/snapback] Bass Ale in the outside kegerator and Gordon Biersh Marzen in the garage kegerator. The sad truth is, I have more depth for beer consumption than we have on our entire offensive line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generaLee83 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 The NE kickoff is taken at the 3 yard line and returned to the 28 by McGee. 1st/10 -28 Mcgahee hit for 3 yard loss on the pitch, had good blocking but decided to dance around 2nd/13-25 Pass incomplete to Robert Royal 3rd/13-25 Pass intended long for PP intercepted and returned 52 yards for Pats TD. 2nd Drive JP settles and makes up for INT with long pass to Evans for TD. I know it's negative and I have all the hope in the world but I think the early season is going to be marked by correctable errors followed by big plays on O. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Bills lose the coin toss, JoeSixPacks head explodes. The rest of the game doesn't matter as I'm too busy laughing my ass off. 763910[/snapback] Hahaha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 1st down...we let Bruschi blitz up the middle. Losman fires a bullet to Tedy's nutsack. The other ten guys then goosepile on Bruschi. 2nd down...same play. 3rd down...same play. 4th down...punt....the ball into Bruschi's nutsack, followed by goosepile. PTR 763881[/snapback] The best idea yet!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Our first drive on offence: 1st Down: Punt. Jauron is old school - he'll play for field position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ganesh Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 4th and 10: McGahee punts 763816[/snapback] McGahee is trying to go to the probowl by being on the best ST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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