The Curse of the Juice

[BuffaloBilliever]

Remember the Curse of the Babe? That lil' thing that Pats fans talked about sometimes with Babe Ruth heading to those damn Yanks and never winning a Series since?

 

I've finally realized why the Bills haven't done anything since January 8th, 2000.

 

October 3rd 1995 - the verdict is in, O.J. Simpson is "100% not guilty"

 

I love the Juice, but something tells me that a little here and there with the Devil, a few "So are you seriously going to put your entire old franchise team in jeapordy?" and "If your old team never wins a Super Bowl you'll be proved not guilty"'s later, the Curse of the Juice was born.

 

Ever since that date, we have done NOTHING past drafting Erik Flowers, earning zilch in the playoffs and having the Oilers (Titans, whatever) pull that BS Music City Miracle thingy on us. As part of the devil's deal, he takes over the bodies of the referee's during Bill's games, causing crap 15 yard penalties and automatic first downs on 3rd and 34 for the other team and blowing a hard wind every time Rian Lindell has to kick a clutcher.

 

I'm doing more research to back this topic up, stay posted.

 

Damn you Juice, Damn you!

[true_blue_bill]

Remember the Curse of the Babe? That lil' thing that Pats fans talked about sometimes with Babe Ruth heading to those damn Yanks and never winning a Series since?

 

I've finally realized why the Bills haven't done anything since January 8th, 2000.

 

October 3rd 1995 - the verdict is in, O.J. Simpson is "100% not guilty"

 

I love the Juice, but something tells me that a little here and there with the Devil, a few "So are you seriously going to put your entire old franchise team in jeapordy?" and "If your old team never wins a Super Bowl you'll be proved not guilty"'s later, the Curse of the Juice was born.

 

Ever since that date, we have done NOTHING past drafting Erik Flowers, earning zilch in the playoffs and having the Oilers (Titans, whatever) pull that BS Music City Miracle thingy on us.  As part of the devil's deal, he takes over the bodies of the referee's during Bill's games, causing crap 15 yard penalties and automatic first downs on 3rd and 34 for the other team and blowing a hard wind every time Rian Lindell has to kick a clutcher.

 

I'm doing more research to back this topic up, stay posted.

 

Damn you Juice, Damn you!

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No, I think it's the chicken wing curse. All those chickens up there in chicken heaven are looking down on us in anger

[Olaf Fub]

We've been juiced!

 

And to think, for all these years I've thought that Don Shula owned the refs.

[Slippery Pete]

I never believed that the Red Sox were cursed. I believe they just sucked all those years.

 

Unfortunately, same thing holds true for us the last six or so years.

[crazyDingo]

The Curse of #11 precedes the Curse of the Juice. And...

 

 

"...(President) McKinley was shot twice by anarchist Leon Czolgosz at 4:07 p.m. on September 6, 1901, at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo, New York.

 

The newly-developed X-ray machine was displayed at the fair, but no one thought to use it on McKinley to search for the bullet, which might have saved his life. Also, ironically, the operating room at the exposition's emergency hospital did not have any electric lighting, even though the exteriors of many of the buildings at the extravagant exposition were covered with thousands of light bulbs. Doctors used a pan to reflect sunlight onto the operating table as they treated McKinley's wounds.

 

McKinley's doctors believed he would recover, and the President convalesced for more than a week at the home of the exposition's director. But McKinley eventually went into shock. He died from his wounds at 2:15 a.m. on September 14, 1901, in Buffalo. He was buried in Canton, Ohio. Czolgosz was later found guilty of murder and electrocuted."

 

Lets just say the Curse of McKinley has preceeded all of our misfortune and may be the very ROOT of all the misery (the lost Super Bowls, The NO-GOAL, Bethlahem Steel, losing the NBA franchise, ugly cheerleaders, Rob Johnson, Tom Donahoe, WGR--oh, the misery!) in Western New York for the last century.

 

 

PLEASE--IF YOU CAN-- on September 14 light a white candle and say a prayer for the wandering ghost of President McKinley. Maybe if we can lead his spirit to the light we will finally win a Super Bowl.

[Phlegm Alley]

The Curse of #11 precedes the Curse of the Juice.  And...

"...(President) McKinley was shot twice by anarchist Leon Czolgosz at 4:07 p.m. on September 6, 1901, at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo, New York.

 

The newly-developed X-ray machine was displayed at the fair, but no one thought to use it on McKinley to search for the bullet, which might have saved his life. Also, ironically, the operating room at the exposition's emergency hospital did not have any electric lighting, even though the exteriors of many of the buildings at the extravagant exposition were covered with thousands of light bulbs. Doctors used a pan to reflect sunlight onto the operating table as they treated McKinley's wounds.

 

McKinley's doctors believed he would recover, and the President convalesced for more than a week at the home of the exposition's director. But McKinley eventually went into shock. He died from his wounds at 2:15 a.m. on September 14, 1901, in Buffalo. He was buried in Canton, Ohio. Czolgosz was later found guilty of murder and electrocuted."

 

Lets just say the Curse of McKinley has preceeded all of our misfortune and may be the very ROOT of all the misery (the lost Super Bowls, The NO-GOAL, Bethlahem Steel, losing the NBA franchise, ugly cheerleaders, Rob Johnson, Tom Donahoe, WGR--oh, the misery!) in Western New York for the last century.

PLEASE--IF YOU CAN-- on September 14 light a white candle and say a prayer for the wandering ghost of President McKinley. Maybe if we can lead his spirit to the light we will finally win a Super Bowl.

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Maybe the Love Canal is directly correlated with the curse which is responsible for the ugly cheerleaders.

[BuffaloBilliever]

haha, I like the McKinley thing there... I'll get my white candle out.

[Yankeedawg]

The Curse of #11 precedes the Curse of the Juice.  And...

"...(President) McKinley was shot twice by anarchist Leon Czolgosz at 4:07 p.m. on September 6, 1901, at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo, New York.

 

The newly-developed X-ray machine was displayed at the fair, but no one thought to use it on McKinley to search for the bullet, which might have saved his life. Also, ironically, the operating room at the exposition's emergency hospital did not have any electric lighting, even though the exteriors of many of the buildings at the extravagant exposition were covered with thousands of light bulbs. Doctors used a pan to reflect sunlight onto the operating table as they treated McKinley's wounds.

 

McKinley's doctors believed he would recover, and the President convalesced for more than a week at the home of the exposition's director. But McKinley eventually went into shock. He died from his wounds at 2:15 a.m. on September 14, 1901, in Buffalo. He was buried in Canton, Ohio. Czolgosz was later found guilty of murder and electrocuted."

 

Lets just say the Curse of McKinley has preceeded all of our misfortune and may be the very ROOT of all the misery (the lost Super Bowls, The NO-GOAL, Bethlahem Steel, losing the NBA franchise, ugly cheerleaders, Rob Johnson, Tom Donahoe, WGR--oh, the misery!) in Western New York for the last century.

PLEASE--IF YOU CAN-- on September 14 light a white candle and say a prayer for the wandering ghost of President McKinley. Maybe if we can lead his spirit to the light we will finally win a Super Bowl.

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[true_blue_bill]

The Curse of #11 precedes the Curse of the Juice.  And...

"...(President) McKinley was shot twice by anarchist Leon Czolgosz at 4:07 p.m. on September 6, 1901, at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo, New York.

 

The newly-developed X-ray machine was displayed at the fair, but no one thought to use it on McKinley to search for the bullet, which might have saved his life. Also, ironically, the operating room at the exposition's emergency hospital did not have any electric lighting, even though the exteriors of many of the buildings at the extravagant exposition were covered with thousands of light bulbs. Doctors used a pan to reflect sunlight onto the operating table as they treated McKinley's wounds.

 

McKinley's doctors believed he would recover, and the President convalesced for more than a week at the home of the exposition's director. But McKinley eventually went into shock. He died from his wounds at 2:15 a.m. on September 14, 1901, in Buffalo. He was buried in Canton, Ohio. Czolgosz was later found guilty of murder and electrocuted."

 

Lets just say the Curse of McKinley has preceeded all of our misfortune and may be the very ROOT of all the misery (the lost Super Bowls, The NO-GOAL, Bethlahem Steel, losing the NBA franchise, ugly cheerleaders, Rob Johnson, Tom Donahoe, WGR--oh, the misery!) in Western New York for the last century.

PLEASE--IF YOU CAN-- on September 14 light a white candle and say a prayer for the wandering ghost of President McKinley. Maybe if we can lead his spirit to the light we will finally win a Super Bowl.

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Actually the city continued to do very well economically after McKinly was snuffed out. When the Bills were started in 1960 the city still had somethink like 600,000 people in it. After the Bills came along the city started its rapid decline. Maybe the Bills themselves are the curse!

[BuffaloBilliever]

Maybe we needed a different name... but I still believe that The Juice has something to do with this.