Justice Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 1. When picking up a first down on 3rd & 1 make sure you hold somebody. 3rd & 1 is too easy to convert. Let's make it a challenge and make it 3rd& 11. 2. Pick up 4 yards on first down and then commit a false start or two on 2nd and 3rd down. For the same reasons stated above. 3. Always take a sack when were in field goal range or better yet fumble the ball away. If we can't have 7pts we don't want any at all. 4. On 3rd & forever. Give up the bomb. We can't allow our pathetic offense to play. If we don't give up the 1st down then the whole stadium would be forced to watch Buffalo's pathetic excuse of an offense. 5. On a crucial play. Hand the ball off to Henry so that he can fall down before picking up the first. 6. When causing a turnover make sure you let the ball hit the ground or throw the ball into the end zone. We gotta make sure the other team keeps the ball. We would'nt wanna break a tradition of not causing turnovers. 7. When possible, be offsides when a team is on fourth and one. We can't just give them 3pts. Heck our fans wanna see TD's. At least somebody is scoring them. 8. Blitz as much as you can, but don't you dare touch the QB. "That's how we practice it". Unless he's our own QB of course (Losman). 9. And when people ask you questions about the game deny everything! Refer to your loser's manual of quotes like "We're a good team, we just have to stop killing ourselves" or "We have the talent, we just have to execute" or "It's the little things that are beating us" or "we'll have to check out the game tape and get our problems straightened out" (My personal favorite, BTW) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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