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Looks like Tori Spelling.

 

And I'm not sure that's a compliment.

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It's not a compliment at all, cause basically what you're saying is she looks like Aaron Spelling :doh:

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I need to see a body shot before I hit that.

 

She might be a double bagger--wear a bag on my head just in case the one on her head breaks.

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Carrot Top was on some show the other day, and he had this gadget pillow with a paper bag hinged to the top so that you could pull it over her head when she lays down :doh:

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Me no comprehend.

She is fairly attractive, 29, is a virgin & wants to have sex.

I'd say all she need do is ask somebody....anybody single would do....hell, I know quite a few married/partnered who'd say yes to that.

What's the problem?

To quote DR. HOOK

"Girls can get it anytime they want

Girls can get it where a man often won't

Everybody's always after some lovin' now and then

A woman gets it faster than any man can"

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She is past her prime.....A wise man told me the key to life.....something I do not condone but funny none the less.....from Dazed and Confused

 

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

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Me no comprehend.

She is fairly attractive, 29, is a virgin & wants to have sex.

I'd say all she need do is ask somebody....anybody single would do....hell, I know quite a few married/partnered who'd say yes to that. 

What's the problem?

To quote DR. HOOK

"Girls can get it anytime they want

Girls can get it where a man often won't

Everybody's always after some lovin' now and then

A woman gets it faster than any man can"

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In all my time on this board, never once did I ever think I'd see someone quote Dr. Hook.

 

Excellent.

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