\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 http://www.janemag.com/magazine/sarahneedsyou/
firedawg Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 Why not. She's not too bad oh yeah she's a virgin too.
MattyT Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 Looks like Tori Spelling. And I'm not sure that's a compliment.
ajzepp Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 I think the whole thing is PATHETIC.....but yeah, I'd hit that.
smokinandjokin Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 If I had two penises, I'd do her with the one I liked less.
ajzepp Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 Looks like Tori Spelling. And I'm not sure that's a compliment. 758973[/snapback] It's not a compliment at all, cause basically what you're saying is she looks like Aaron Spelling
MattyT Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 It's not a compliment at all, cause basically what you're saying is she looks like Aaron Spelling 758977[/snapback] And he's dead! Ba..dum..dum. I'll be here all night.
Phlegm Alley Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 I need to see a body shot before I hit that. She might be a double bagger--wear a bag on my head just in case the one on her head breaks.
erynthered Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 I need to see a body shot before I hit that. She might be a double bagger--wear a bag on my head just in case the one on her head breaks. 758980[/snapback] I could only watch 45 seconds of it. I'd pass. Thats trouble, baggage city..... http://www.janemag.com/janetv/video/2006/08/21/MeetSarah
ajzepp Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 I need to see a body shot before I hit that. She might be a double bagger--wear a bag on my head just in case the one on her head breaks. 758980[/snapback] Carrot Top was on some show the other day, and he had this gadget pillow with a paper bag hinged to the top so that you could pull it over her head when she lays down
MadBuffaloDisease Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 And in the spirit of "X-Year Old Virgin"... http://www.inic.org/project/ (Just text, but probably NSFW. And if you're offended by it, too bad.)
Dibs Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 Me no comprehend. She is fairly attractive, 29, is a virgin & wants to have sex. I'd say all she need do is ask somebody....anybody single would do....hell, I know quite a few married/partnered who'd say yes to that. What's the problem? To quote DR. HOOK "Girls can get it anytime they want Girls can get it where a man often won't Everybody's always after some lovin' now and then A woman gets it faster than any man can"
EndZoneCrew Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 nah...I would only take her anal virginity.....
/dev/null Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 nah...I would only take her anal virginity..... 759283[/snapback] she could hook up with the guy with 2 weiners and pop both cherries at the same time
EndZoneCrew Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 she could hook up with the guy with 2 weiners and pop both cherries at the same time 759286[/snapback] I believe Howard Stern was talking about such a man a few weeks ago....nice!!!
EndZoneCrew Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 She is past her prime.....A wise man told me the key to life.....something I do not condone but funny none the less.....from Dazed and Confused Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
IDBillzFan Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 Me no comprehend.She is fairly attractive, 29, is a virgin & wants to have sex. I'd say all she need do is ask somebody....anybody single would do....hell, I know quite a few married/partnered who'd say yes to that. What's the problem? To quote DR. HOOK "Girls can get it anytime they want Girls can get it where a man often won't Everybody's always after some lovin' now and then A woman gets it faster than any man can" 759265[/snapback] In all my time on this board, never once did I ever think I'd see someone quote Dr. Hook. Excellent.
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