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That guy could make millions as a porn star.

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if i had 2 penis' it would make juggling both girlfriends alot easier

 

i'm starting to run out of excuses. Jen's been kinda needy and whiney and I think Mercedies s getting suspicious

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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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if i had 2 penis' it would make juggling both girlfriends alot easier

 

i'm starting to run out of excuses.  Jen's been kinda needy and whiney and I think Mercedies s getting suspicious

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"No honey, the left one is for you, not the right one."

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He  just needs to find a woman with two.......oh never mind.

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They already have two. They just smell different.

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He should just save the money he'd use for the surgery and marry the woman because in all likelihood, he'll be married for six months when she suddenly rips one off, puts it in a case with his nuts, and locks them up anyway.

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