inkman Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 The following is a journal entry from my kid at Daycare. We had tacos and corn for lunch. I'm Italain. When I grow up i'm going to be hairy. Italians grow lots of hair. I'm the only one in my house who's Italain. I'm Irish. So is my Mom. My Uncle's a Jew. My favorite wrestler is John Cena. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Why is your 10-year-old in daycare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 The following is a journal entry from my kid at Daycare.We had tacos and corn for lunch. I'm Italain. When I grow up i'm going to be hairy. Italians grow lots of hair. I'm the only one in my house who's Italain. I'm Irish. So is my Mom. My Uncle's a Jew. My favorite wrestler is John Cena. 757427[/snapback] You're BF's dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted August 31, 2006 Author Share Posted August 31, 2006 Why is your 10-year-old in daycare? 757433[/snapback] Because I don't want him smoking crack with the neighbors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted August 31, 2006 Author Share Posted August 31, 2006 You're BF's dad? 757434[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 The following is a journal entry from my kid at Daycare.We had tacos and corn for lunch. I'm Italain. When I grow up i'm going to be hairy. Italians grow lots of hair. I'm the only one in my house who's Italain. I'm Irish. So is my Mom. My Uncle's a Jew. My favorite wrestler is John Cena. 757427[/snapback] Hang on to those for when he's older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 The following is a journal entry from my kid at Daycare.We had tacos and corn for lunch. I'm Italain. When I grow up i'm going to be hairy. Italians grow lots of hair. I'm the only one in my house who's Italain. I'm Irish. So is my Mom. My Uncle's a Jew. My favorite wrestler is John Cena. 757427[/snapback] That's pretty funny. I like the no nonsense style. Is he a Bills fan? If so, I'd like to know what he thinks of our chances this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 The following is a journal entry from my kid at Daycare.We had tacos and corn for lunch. I'm Italain. When I grow up i'm going to be hairy. Italians grow lots of hair. I'm the only one in my house who's Italain. I'm Irish. So is my Mom. My Uncle's a Jew. My favorite wrestler is John Cena. 757427[/snapback] At least your kid has something going for him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 You're BF's dad? 757434[/snapback] that or cromagnum's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Wow, thats hilarious. Are you proud of your kid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 The following is a journal entry from my kid at Daycare.We had tacos and corn for lunch. I'm Italain. When I grow up i'm going to be hairy. Italians grow lots of hair. I'm the only one in my house who's Italain. I'm Irish. So is my Mom. My Uncle's a Jew. My favorite wrestler is John Cena. 757427[/snapback] He's the only italian in the house? Did your wife sleep with the mailman or something (or is he from a previous marrage?) I like the writing style though, blunt and to the point, no nonscence. Better then some of the posts we have on this board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted August 31, 2006 Author Share Posted August 31, 2006 Wow, thats hilarious. Are you proud of your kid? 757527[/snapback] Most of the time. The kid has a knack for humor whether it's intentionall or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted August 31, 2006 Author Share Posted August 31, 2006 He's the only italian in the house?Did your wife sleep with the mailman or something (or is he from a previous marrage?) 757537[/snapback] ...or the dead guy known as his father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted August 31, 2006 Author Share Posted August 31, 2006 Is he a Bills fan? If so, I'd like to know what he thinks of our chances this year. 757458[/snapback] He was born in Mass, so he spent the first 5 years of his life rooting Boston based teams. I have talked to him about his allegiances and he would root for both (Boston & Buffalo) if he thought it would win him some brownie points. Frankly, with the success of the Patriots, it is pretty hard for me to tell him that Buffalo is the way to go. His mom, who's all of 26 doesn't even remember the Bills being good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cromagnum Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 that or cromagnum's 757486[/snapback] I met this older chick in a bar over 20 years ago, SHE was Kinky today I go to the mailbox and there's a letter from this kinky mama, chit chat stuff and pics? http://images.stadiumwall.com/uploads/photo-3885.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted August 31, 2006 Author Share Posted August 31, 2006 Another entry. I have 3 fish at my grandma's house. They are mine. My grandma needs to clean the fish tank. It's turning green. It's nasty. It's totally gross. My favorite fish is an angler. They sting. They hurt. They can kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Another entry.I have 3 fish at my grandma's house. They are mine. My grandma needs to clean the fish tank. It's turning green. It's nasty. It's totally gross. My favorite fish is an angler. They sting. They hurt. They can kill you. 757549[/snapback] I like this kid. I predict he will be a poet. Perhaps a Bukowski-esque poet. Good stuff, Inkman. BTW, isn't that Rockpile's avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted August 31, 2006 Author Share Posted August 31, 2006 BTW, isn't that Rockpile's avatar? 757554[/snapback] Yes. I saw he wasn't using it anymore. I PMed him about using it. I haven't heard back yet. If he still wants it, it's his. I just saw the movie and was affected by it. I'm pissed at myself for not seeing it earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 I met this older chick in a bar over 20 years ago, SHE was Kinky today I go to the mailbox and there's a letter from this kinky mama, chit chat stuff and pics?http://images.stadiumwall.com/uploads/photo-3885.jpg 757546[/snapback] maybe you mistook her for her mom Shes barely 20 years old herself. Altho, if my girl could chat over the 'net 20 years ago as an infant, shes a hell of a lot smarter than i thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cromagnum Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 maybe you mistook her for her mom Shes barely 20 years old herself. Altho, if my girl could chat over the 'net 20 years ago as an infant, shes a hell of a lot smarter than i thought! 757558[/snapback] I was thinking your mom glad you took the remark well SON whats with your bumpy lizard, isn't one enough? or is the girlfriend high maintenance on the posturepedic as well?Is that out of bounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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