inkman Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 The following is a journal entry from my kid at Daycare. We had tacos and corn for lunch. I'm Italain. When I grow up i'm going to be hairy. Italians grow lots of hair. I'm the only one in my house who's Italain. I'm Irish. So is my Mom. My Uncle's a Jew. My favorite wrestler is John Cena.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 The following is a journal entry from my kid at Daycare.We had tacos and corn for lunch. I'm Italain. When I grow up i'm going to be hairy. Italians grow lots of hair. I'm the only one in my house who's Italain. I'm Irish. So is my Mom. My Uncle's a Jew. My favorite wrestler is John Cena. 757427[/snapback] You're BF's dad?
inkman Posted August 31, 2006 Author Posted August 31, 2006 Why is your 10-year-old in daycare? 757433[/snapback] Because I don't want him smoking crack with the neighbors.
stuckincincy Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 The following is a journal entry from my kid at Daycare.We had tacos and corn for lunch. I'm Italain. When I grow up i'm going to be hairy. Italians grow lots of hair. I'm the only one in my house who's Italain. I'm Irish. So is my Mom. My Uncle's a Jew. My favorite wrestler is John Cena. 757427[/snapback] Hang on to those for when he's older.
Cugalabanza Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 The following is a journal entry from my kid at Daycare.We had tacos and corn for lunch. I'm Italain. When I grow up i'm going to be hairy. Italians grow lots of hair. I'm the only one in my house who's Italain. I'm Irish. So is my Mom. My Uncle's a Jew. My favorite wrestler is John Cena. 757427[/snapback] That's pretty funny. I like the no nonsense style. Is he a Bills fan? If so, I'd like to know what he thinks of our chances this year.
Gavin in Va Beach Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 The following is a journal entry from my kid at Daycare.We had tacos and corn for lunch. I'm Italain. When I grow up i'm going to be hairy. Italians grow lots of hair. I'm the only one in my house who's Italain. I'm Irish. So is my Mom. My Uncle's a Jew. My favorite wrestler is John Cena. 757427[/snapback] At least your kid has something going for him...
Ramius Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 You're BF's dad? 757434[/snapback] that or cromagnum's
drnykterstein Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 Wow, thats hilarious. Are you proud of your kid?
apuszczalowski Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 The following is a journal entry from my kid at Daycare.We had tacos and corn for lunch. I'm Italain. When I grow up i'm going to be hairy. Italians grow lots of hair. I'm the only one in my house who's Italain. I'm Irish. So is my Mom. My Uncle's a Jew. My favorite wrestler is John Cena. 757427[/snapback] He's the only italian in the house? Did your wife sleep with the mailman or something (or is he from a previous marrage?) I like the writing style though, blunt and to the point, no nonscence. Better then some of the posts we have on this board
inkman Posted August 31, 2006 Author Posted August 31, 2006 Wow, thats hilarious. Are you proud of your kid? 757527[/snapback] Most of the time. The kid has a knack for humor whether it's intentionall or not.
inkman Posted August 31, 2006 Author Posted August 31, 2006 He's the only italian in the house?Did your wife sleep with the mailman or something (or is he from a previous marrage?) 757537[/snapback] ...or the dead guy known as his father.
inkman Posted August 31, 2006 Author Posted August 31, 2006 Is he a Bills fan? If so, I'd like to know what he thinks of our chances this year. 757458[/snapback] He was born in Mass, so he spent the first 5 years of his life rooting Boston based teams. I have talked to him about his allegiances and he would root for both (Boston & Buffalo) if he thought it would win him some brownie points. Frankly, with the success of the Patriots, it is pretty hard for me to tell him that Buffalo is the way to go. His mom, who's all of 26 doesn't even remember the Bills being good.
cromagnum Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 that or cromagnum's 757486[/snapback] I met this older chick in a bar over 20 years ago, SHE was Kinky today I go to the mailbox and there's a letter from this kinky mama, chit chat stuff and pics? http://images.stadiumwall.com/uploads/photo-3885.jpg
inkman Posted August 31, 2006 Author Posted August 31, 2006 Another entry. I have 3 fish at my grandma's house. They are mine. My grandma needs to clean the fish tank. It's turning green. It's nasty. It's totally gross. My favorite fish is an angler. They sting. They hurt. They can kill you.
The Dean Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 Another entry.I have 3 fish at my grandma's house. They are mine. My grandma needs to clean the fish tank. It's turning green. It's nasty. It's totally gross. My favorite fish is an angler. They sting. They hurt. They can kill you. 757549[/snapback] I like this kid. I predict he will be a poet. Perhaps a Bukowski-esque poet. Good stuff, Inkman. BTW, isn't that Rockpile's avatar?
inkman Posted August 31, 2006 Author Posted August 31, 2006 BTW, isn't that Rockpile's avatar? 757554[/snapback] Yes. I saw he wasn't using it anymore. I PMed him about using it. I haven't heard back yet. If he still wants it, it's his. I just saw the movie and was affected by it. I'm pissed at myself for not seeing it earlier.
Ramius Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 I met this older chick in a bar over 20 years ago, SHE was Kinky today I go to the mailbox and there's a letter from this kinky mama, chit chat stuff and pics?http://images.stadiumwall.com/uploads/photo-3885.jpg 757546[/snapback] maybe you mistook her for her mom Shes barely 20 years old herself. Altho, if my girl could chat over the 'net 20 years ago as an infant, shes a hell of a lot smarter than i thought!
cromagnum Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 maybe you mistook her for her mom Shes barely 20 years old herself. Altho, if my girl could chat over the 'net 20 years ago as an infant, shes a hell of a lot smarter than i thought! 757558[/snapback] I was thinking your mom glad you took the remark well SON whats with your bumpy lizard, isn't one enough? or is the girlfriend high maintenance on the posturepedic as well?Is that out of bounds
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