ChevyVanMiller Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 An elderly couple from Macon, GA are sitting in church one Sunday morning. About halfway through the preacher's sermon the old gal leans over to her husband and says: I just let out a silent fart, what should I do? Her husband looks back at her and says: Put a new battery in your hearing aid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stuckincincy Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Church, eh? Mother and daughter are walking out of church, and Mom says "Well, that was a lousy sermon.". Daughter replies, "Well Mama, what did you expect for a quarter?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 An elderly couple from Macon, GA are sitting in church one Sunday morning. About halfway through the preacher's sermon the old gal leans over to her husband and says: I just let out a silent fart, what should I do? Her husband looks back at her and says: Put a new battery in your hearing aid. 756106[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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