Cugalabanza Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Who the fug are you? 754553[/snapback] Way out west [-ern New York] there was this fella I wanna tell ya about. Goes by the name of stevestojan. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. See, this stevestojan, he called himself "The Sh%#". Now, "Sh%#" - there's a name no man would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Sh%# that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. See, they call Buffalo the "City Of Angels"; but I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow it as there are some nice folks there. 'Course I ain't never been to London, and I ain't never seen France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Buffalo, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place in the early 90's - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? Sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Sh%# here - the Sh%# from Buffalo, New York. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Sh%#. The Sh%#, from Buffalo. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Sh%# was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of Erie County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced it enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Who the hell are you? T-Bone? News flash...no one misses anyone around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 The sh--: Who the !@#$ are the Knutsens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Way out west [-ern New York] there was this fella I wanna tell ya about. Goes by the name of stevestojan. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. See, this stevestojan, he called himself "The Sh%#". Now, "Sh%#" - there's a name no man would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Sh%# that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. See, they call Buffalo the "City Of Angels"; but I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow it as there are some nice folks there. 'Course I ain't never been to London, and I ain't never seen France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Buffalo, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place in the early 90's - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? Sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Sh%# here - the Sh%# from Buffalo, New York. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Sh%#. The Sh%#, from Buffalo. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Sh%# was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of Erie County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced it enough. 755007[/snapback] effin A right man! stojan is the Sh%#! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 You were gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 9.8. Welcome back! Perkins at 6am on Sept 24th? 754820[/snapback] He is too much of a puss to get up that early anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I never miss, Steven. You would do well to remember that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 He is too much of a puss to get up that early anymore 755077[/snapback] I may be there @ that time. If not, it won't be much later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I may be there @ that time. If not, it won't be much later. 755105[/snapback] Let's do up some breakfast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 God you're an attention whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Let's do up some breakfast! 755112[/snapback] Sounds like a plan. Thanks for buying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 He is too much of a puss to get it up that early anymore 755077[/snapback] You missed a word. I fixed it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 You missed a word. I fixed it for you. 755254[/snapback] What the hell kind of breakfast do you guys have over there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 God you're an attention whore. 755165[/snapback] Nice of you to refer to me so highly, but I assure you I am not a God, although many girls have told me I am God-like. Yeah, being me is pretty frigging sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Nice of you to refer to me so highly, but I assure you I am not a God, although many girls have told me I am God-like. Yeah, being me is pretty frigging sweet. 755288[/snapback] Uhm... I hate to be the one to break it to you, but when these girls say to you, "oh my god, what an incredible prick," they don't mean it as a compliment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Nice of you to refer to me so highly, but I assure you I am not a God, although many girls have told me I am God-like. Yeah, being me is pretty frigging sweet. 755288[/snapback] "Dog-like", you mean. Ought to get some help for that dyslexia... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I miss DC Tom....he was dreamy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I miss DC Tom....he was dreamy 755322[/snapback] Nice avatar. Nice to see a dad and his kid at a football game. Maybe someday dad'll let you wear his hat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 mmmmm....Perrrrrrrkins! I'll trade you guys six Waffle Houses for one Perkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardFan Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Was that you touring in the Geiko costume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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