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If you ever wonder just how !@#$ed up our media is, you need only look at this article.

 

They find out that 70% of the people in Milwaukee had a single drink in the last thirty days...and the headline proclaims them the "Drunkest" city.

 

The only person who gets drunk for a whole month on one drink is Nicole Ritchie.

 

What a bunch of !@#$ing morons.

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If you ever wonder just how !@#$ed up our media is, you need only look at this article.

 

They find out that 70% of the people in Milwaukee had a single drink in the last thirty days...and the headline proclaims them the "Drunkest" city.

 

The only person who gets drunk for a whole month on one drink is Nicole Ritchie.

 

What a bunch of !@#$ing morons.

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To be fair, it does say that each city was ranked in these five categories:

 

To do the study, Forbes ranked each city in five areas: state laws, number of drinkers, number of heavy drinkers, number of binge drinkers and alcoholism.

 

Still your point is well taken, the media are !@#$ing morons.

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I think there is a certain type of "Superior Drunk" who will not show up statistically in a report like this. The Superior Drunk drinks massive amounts with great regularity, but will never allow himself to be labelled an alcoholic, nor will his drinking ever register in any official sort of statistical way because it's nobody's goddamn business but his own. And you better be sure he's not gonna waste any time filling out any kitty survey about it.

 

Clearly, Buffalo has a high percentage of drinkers in this category and that is why this report should be disregarded entirely.

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Clearly, Buffalo has a high percentage of drinkers in this category and that is why this report should be disregarded entirely.

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That is some funny sh-- right there!!!

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The Superior Drunk drinks massive amounts with great regularity, but will never allow himself to be labelled an alcoholic

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Agreed. I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings, and I'm told you're not allowed to drink at the meetings. WTF is that?
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Agreed. I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings, and I'm told you're not allowed to drink at the meetings. WTF is that?

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If you can walk 12 steps you're not drunk. It is a pretty relaxed rule.

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anyone that has  been to Buffalo for more than 30 minutes knows that we are the drunkest city....no one and I mean no one...gets f'd up like a Buffalonian....

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I'd dispute that.

 

Austin gets !@#$ed up MUCH more then Buffalo. A lot has to do with it having a significant younger/college population. Not to mention the all-famous 6th street.

 

By the way, we ranked 5th. :P

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I'd dispute that.

 

Austin gets !@#$ed up MUCH more then Buffalo.  A lot has to do with it having a significant younger/college population.  Not to mention the all-famous 6th street.

 

By the way, we ranked 5th.  :P

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All the more impressive because there are actually other things to do in Austin besides drink.

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