BillsFanNC Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 A certain city is conspicuously absent though. Link
IDBillzFan Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 If you ever wonder just how !@#$ed up our media is, you need only look at this article. They find out that 70% of the people in Milwaukee had a single drink in the last thirty days...and the headline proclaims them the "Drunkest" city. The only person who gets drunk for a whole month on one drink is Nicole Ritchie. What a bunch of !@#$ing morons.
dib Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 I will try to put Davie, Florida in the running tonight after work.
taterhill Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 anyone that has been to Buffalo for more than 30 minutes knows that we are the drunkest city....no one and I mean no one...gets f'd up like a Buffalonian....
BillsFanNC Posted August 25, 2006 Author Posted August 25, 2006 If you ever wonder just how !@#$ed up our media is, you need only look at this article. They find out that 70% of the people in Milwaukee had a single drink in the last thirty days...and the headline proclaims them the "Drunkest" city. The only person who gets drunk for a whole month on one drink is Nicole Ritchie. What a bunch of !@#$ing morons. 751399[/snapback] To be fair, it does say that each city was ranked in these five categories: To do the study, Forbes ranked each city in five areas: state laws, number of drinkers, number of heavy drinkers, number of binge drinkers and alcoholism. Still your point is well taken, the media are !@#$ing morons.
SilverNRed Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 A certain city is conspicuously absent though. Link 751394[/snapback] Is Buffalo still considered a city?
Dan Gross Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 Buffalo couldn't even break the top 35?!?! This just shows how Bush-league Buffalo is and why the Bills are bound to leave!
Cugalabanza Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 I think there is a certain type of "Superior Drunk" who will not show up statistically in a report like this. The Superior Drunk drinks massive amounts with great regularity, but will never allow himself to be labelled an alcoholic, nor will his drinking ever register in any official sort of statistical way because it's nobody's goddamn business but his own. And you better be sure he's not gonna waste any time filling out any kitty survey about it. Clearly, Buffalo has a high percentage of drinkers in this category and that is why this report should be disregarded entirely.
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 AiO must be on the wagon if Columbus OH is only 3rd...
BUFFALOTONE Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 I will try to put Davie, Florida in the running tonight after work. 751407[/snapback] Hey I live in Davie, Florida. And I resemble that remark.
EndZoneCrew Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 Clearly, Buffalo has a high percentage of drinkers in this category and that is why this report should be disregarded entirely. 751450[/snapback] That is some funny sh-- right there!!!
EndZoneCrew Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 Is Buffalo still considered a city? 751426[/snapback] Does a bear sh-- in the woods....your sarcasm is really funny
IDBillzFan Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 The Superior Drunk drinks massive amounts with great regularity, but will never allow himself to be labelled an alcoholic751450[/snapback] Agreed. I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings, and I'm told you're not allowed to drink at the meetings. WTF is that?
X. Benedict Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 Agreed. I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings, and I'm told you're not allowed to drink at the meetings. WTF is that? 751484[/snapback] If you can walk 12 steps you're not drunk. It is a pretty relaxed rule.
AiO Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 AiO must be on the wagon if Columbus OH is only 3rd... 751459[/snapback] Ha. I do my part. Ok, I do MORE than my share...
Johnny Coli Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 I've been to Milwaukee. The article is right. They know how to knock'em back in that town.
X. Benedict Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 I've been to Milwaukee. The article is right. They know how to knock'em back in that town. 751518[/snapback] The city that gave us: PBRMEASAP
Chilly Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 anyone that has been to Buffalo for more than 30 minutes knows that we are the drunkest city....no one and I mean no one...gets f'd up like a Buffalonian.... 751410[/snapback] I'd dispute that. Austin gets !@#$ed up MUCH more then Buffalo. A lot has to do with it having a significant younger/college population. Not to mention the all-famous 6th street. By the way, we ranked 5th.
SilverNRed Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 I'd dispute that. Austin gets !@#$ed up MUCH more then Buffalo. A lot has to do with it having a significant younger/college population. Not to mention the all-famous 6th street. By the way, we ranked 5th. 751549[/snapback] All the more impressive because there are actually other things to do in Austin besides drink.
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