\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-pump24.html http://www.nwaonline.net/articles/2006/08/...husbandhurt.txt
RayFinkle Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-pump24.html ...and now the whole world knows. Nice job genius. WTF would you bring that with on the plane for?
Gary M Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 ...and now the whole world knows. Nice job genius. WTF would you bring that with on the plane for? 750640[/snapback] He didn't want to miss his daily "workout"
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 Amin may not want his mother to know he has a penis pump, but he said he doesn't consider it an unusual device to own. "It's normal," he said. "Half of America they use it." Given that, with my post, four men have posted in this thread, that would mean two of us use one. But then, I know I don't...which would mean that of Gary M, Ray Finkle, and \gbid/, two of them do.
aussiew Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 Story 1: Half of America uses pumps? I'm speechless. Have you guys been holding out on us girls?? Story 2: How could she have not seen him when she pulled into her driveway?? Did she turn her headlights off before pulling in? Methinks there is more to this story....
SDS Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 Given that, with my post, four men have posted in this thread, that would mean two of us use one. But then, I know I don't...which would mean that of Gary M, Ray Finkle, and \gbid/, two of them do. 750725[/snapback] After watching Clinton for 8 years you have to parse these things carefully. He didn't actually specify men... just half of America. So, he could have meant ALL men (and some women too since they make up more than 50% of the population. Ellen DeGeneres? Martina Navratilova?).
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 After watching Clinton for 8 years you have to parse these things carefully. He didn't actually specify men... just half of America. 750757[/snapback] I know. I assumed he meant half of America that actually have penises. Though it wasn't really an assumption as much as it was giving him credit for being smart enough to only be referring to men. Given that he wasn't smart enough to put his appartus in his checked baggage...maybe I was being too generous...
RayFinkle Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 Given that, with my post, four men have posted in this thread, that would mean two of us use one. But then, I know I don't...which would mean that of Gary M, Ray Finkle, and \gbid/, two of them do. 750725[/snapback] Are you denying this conversation ever took place??? Airport Security: One Swedish-made penis enlarger. Crap Throwing Monkey: That's not mine. Airport Security: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Crap Throwing Monkey. Crap Throwing Monkey: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine. Airport Security: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Crap Throwing Monkey. Crap Throwing Monkey: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 Are you denying this conversation ever took place??? Airport Security: One Swedish-made penis enlarger. Crap Throwing Monkey: That's not mine. Airport Security: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Crap Throwing Monkey. Crap Throwing Monkey: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine. Airport Security: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Crap Throwing Monkey. Crap Throwing Monkey: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby. 750839[/snapback] I will not state that I have no recollection of ever admitting confirming not denying such a conversation did not take place... ...or something...
Marv's Neighbor Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-pump24.html http://www.nwaonline.net/articles/2006/08/...husbandhurt.txt 750633[/snapback] So was the drunk in the driveway a member of Bush's "Guest Drunk Program?"
Gary M Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 I don't use one either. Hmmm.... 750754[/snapback] Me either, I think his poll was rigged. He definitely had a rig for his pole.
erynthered Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 Me either, I think his poll was rigged. He definitely had a rig for his pole. 750847[/snapback] He must have "pumped and inflated" the numbers.
Just Jack Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 "It's normal," he said. "Half of America they use it." Well, I don't have one, never used one, so I bet that who ever posts next, has had one, or still has one.
Ron Mexico Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 "It's normal," he said. "Half of America they use it." Well, I don't have one, never used one, so I bet that who ever posts next, has had one, or still has one. 751270[/snapback] You do too, I saw it in your pocket! Ohh man, thats not a penis pump, its a fluid extraction device...
aussiew Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 Perhaps some of those who carry them could be women. Guess it would come in handy if our guy isn't rising to the occasion. Doesn't a glass of red wine and a good magazine work also?
Kevbeau Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 Taj: [Jumps up] WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT? Hutch: In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but the damn thing won't light. Taj: That's no bong... It's for my shlong. [Hutch starts coughing and gagging] Hutch: Hold up, I just put my mouth on your c***-pump? [Taj nods his head] Hutch: Oh damn!
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