IDBillzFan Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 Yep. Wife doesn't fall for it either. 750818[/snapback] They never do.
Gary M Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 They never do. 750821[/snapback] Mine does That's why I have 6 kids. I think I should go back to my pump.
inkman Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 I think I should go back to my pump. 750879[/snapback]
cromagnum Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 Like so?I bet those look great on your floor... 750817[/snapback] I was at this biker bar in S.florida where the bar tenders sometimes wore lingere to increase their tips.. Karen worked 4 nights at this bar and she was wild and beautiful. And one night a customer asked if he tossed a fifty dollor bill to the floor could she pick it up without any part of her body except her verticle smile) She immediately stripped and rubbed the slug and squatted and stood back and removed the $50 from it's new location I know it's rude crude and sometimes socially unacceptable , but thats what happened
inkman Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 I was at this biker bar in S.florida where the bar tenders sometimes wore lingere to increase their tips.. Karen worked 4 nights at this bar and she was wild and beautiful. And one night a customer asked if he tossed a fifty dollor bill to the floor could she pick it up without any part of her body except her verticle smile) She immediately stripped and rubbed the slug and squatted and stood back and removed the $50 from it's new location I know it's rude crude and sometimes socially unacceptable , but thats what happened 750894[/snapback] This thread has really degenerated. I love it. I might have had to "step into the bathroom" for a few minutes, if you know what I mean.
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 No thanks my Corinthians PJ's suit me fine. 750375[/snapback] Leather?... I think you even have Ricardo Montalban washing his eyes out with vinegar...
The Avenger Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 I was at this biker bar in S.florida where the bar tenders sometimes wore lingere to increase their tips.. Karen worked 4 nights at this bar and she was wild and beautiful. And one night a customer asked if he tossed a fifty dollor bill to the floor could she pick it up without any part of her body except her verticle smile) She immediately stripped and rubbed the slug and squatted and stood back and removed the $50 from it's new location I know it's rude crude and sometimes socially unacceptable , but thats what happened 750894[/snapback] Did this thread really start by talking about little kids wearing pajamas for Christ? In only 64 posts we went from Jesus to picking up $50 bills with your crotch
inkman Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 In only 64 posts we went from Jesus to picking up $50 bills with your crotch 750906[/snapback] Makes sense to me.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 I refuse to be a part of this thread anymore. 750912[/snapback] I'll give you $50 to stay...
cromagnum Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 Did this thread really start by talking about little kids wearing pajamas for Christ? In only 64 posts we went from Jesus to picking up $50 bills with your crotch 750906[/snapback] Freewill?
erynthered Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 I refuse to be a part of this thread anymore. 750912[/snapback] I'll have a Rum & Coke, please.
cromagnum Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 I'll have a Rum & Coke, please. 750941[/snapback] Since you live in tampa and this bar I'm talking about is in the naples area, you might have heard of this bar and this bartender and her brother.. Real rough bar bobby McGees was, I started hanging there since 98? along with other joints in the area...My dog jack was allowed to sit at the bar in a stool and I bought and others customer would give jack pickled eggs and sausage and pigs feet...And a truck would pull up with meat fom winn dixie and seafood from local fisherman, including stonecrabs for $10 dollars a pound and gulf shrimp 5LBS FOR $15...But at night some in the crowd we're brawlers fueled with heavy drinking. I witnessed some heavy duty violence at that bar...I still patronized that place cuz of a great jukebox my dog allowed in and some friends that were laidback and not as crazy as some of customers... Here's the link for the suspected murderer and his sister the bartender Karen. http://www.fadp.org/news/nn-20060225.htm I knew her husband glen from the bar, and the other victim allie walsh was a sweet women who was murdered and ballard was suspected...
cromagnum Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 Well, no missing link, but Linky no worky. 750970[/snapback] I fixed it.
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 I'm tellin' ya, religion is what's been fuggin' up this world. 750235[/snapback] On the other hand, you said that you wanted to get to know Scarlett Johansson in in the biblical sense.
erynthered Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 Since you live in tampa and this bar I'm talking about is in the naples area, you might have heard of this bar and this bartender and her brother.. Real rough bar bobby McGees was, I started hanging there since 98? along with other joints in the area...My dog jack was allowed to sit at the bar in a stool and I bought and others customer would give jack pickled eggs and sausage and pigs feet...And a truck would pull up with meat fom winn dixie and seafood from local fisherman, including stonecrabs for $10 dollars a pound and gulf shrimp 5LBS FOR $15...But at night some in the crowd we're brawlers fueled with heavy drinking. I witnessed some heavy duty violence at that bar...I still patronized that place cuz of a great jukebox my dog allowed in and some friends that were laidback and not as crazy as some of customers... Here's the link for the suspected murderer and his sister the bartender Karen. http://www.fadp.org/news/nn-20060225.htm 750967[/snapback] I lived in Naples in the early 80's. I don't remember a bar by that name, but I do remember these two sisters I met, they were Minnesota Viking cheerleaders that I, um, never mind I remember one Bar called "Even Odd's". The reason I remember it is because of the fight I got into there. Brutal, !@#$ing brutal.........
The Dean Posted August 24, 2006 Author Posted August 24, 2006 Seriously, all I was trying to say is: I'm wearing little kids' Armor of God PJs to protect my mortal soul while I sleep.
The Senator Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 Seriously, all I was trying to say is: I'm wearing little kids' Armor of God PJs to protect my mortal soul while I sleep. 750990[/snapback] Oh. Well then. Why didn't you just say so?
cromagnum Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 I lived in Naples in the early 80's. I don't remember a bar by that name, but I do remember these two sisters I met, they were Minnesota Viking cheerleaders that I, um, never mind I remember one Bar called "Even Odd's". The reason I remember it is because of the fight I got into there. Brutal, !@#$ing brutal......... 750987[/snapback] Those types of occurences happen in ''Naples'' I like that town, I heard of stories where young bucks go to the withches brew on the tamiami trail and seduce the extremely wealthy and divorced female clientel..It's a Sugar mamma nightclub. The best action is on the miles of sugar white beaches Bobby Mcgees was on 951 in goldengate on the border of naples.. Clam pass by the registry resort is the best beach and the nightclubs at the registry are unbelievable..I caught a 7 lb snook while drinking beers from my cooler and scrutinizing the bikinis that walked back and fourth, Florida is great. And on 5th ave is 2 irish pubs that are excellent, and frequented by the celebrity types....
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