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This post could be met with some resistance, but hear me out...This is possibly my favorite movie of all time-

 

I would nominate Scotty (Michael J. Fox) from Teen Wolf as one of the coolest actors. (Maybe not as cool as Wooderson or Otter or Clint, but definitely in the top 10.) Think about it. Here's my argument:

 

-His hoops jersey said 'Beavers' on it

-He was part warewolf

-He surfed and did handstands on top of a moving van (Stiles' Wolfmobile)

-He convinced the liquor store owner to give him and his underage buddies a keg of beer

-He was amazing at basketball when he was the wolf, and he must've dropped 30 pts in the finals as white boy Scotty while leading his low-life team to the title

-He sniffed out some ganja in the garage

-He had the whole high school doing the Wolf Dance as he was a warewolf in a classy white tuxedo

-His buddy Stiles had a whole line of Wolf tshirts and souveniers that the were selling like hotcakes.

-He taught the big stud's hot girlfriend how to bowl by rubbing his wolf rooster on her ass, all while the big stud was bowling on the next lane

-He played two hot chicks against each other, and ended up bagging them both

 

Ahh yes, Teen Wolf....An American classic. Possibly the biggest Oscar snub of all time.

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-He played two hot chicks against each other, and ended up bagging them both

 

Ahh yes, Teen Wolf....An American classic.  Possibly the biggest Oscar snub of all time.

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Boof?

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Scott Howard: Listen, Stiles. Do you know anything about a rash that's going around?

 

Stiles: Why, you looking to catch something?

 

Scott Howard: No, I'm serious.

 

Stiles: No... but I heard Mr. Murphy, you know, the shop teacher?

 

Scott Howard: Yeah?

 

Stiles: Got his dick caught in a vacuum cleaner.

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Boof?

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Boof won Scotty's rooster contest in the end. The hot blonde (Pamela?) wanted him after he beat down her boyfriend Mick in the finals, but Scotty gave her the Heisman. He did give her the ole in-out in the school dressing room earlier in the movie though.

 

Boof was cute, though not as sexy as the blonde, but it seemed like you could talk her into doing some dirty things.

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Mel Gibson - Payback (the man's a fool and I may never watch another one of his movies, but this is a good one and he's a badass in it!)

 

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Badass? Heh...

 

The original was FAR better. Lee Marvin's original kicks Mel Gibson doppleganger's arse in coolness (and coldness). And after that he would kick him in the head. Repeatedly.

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Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now AND Secondhand Lions

 

Jose Ferrer in Cyrano De Bergerac

 

Silent Bob

 

Clint as Josey Wales

 

Samuel Jackson and Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction

 

Gene Hackman in just about anything

 

David Niven in the Pink Panther

 

Tom Sizemore in Saving Private Ryan

 

Robert Redford in Butch/Sundance

 

Jean Reno in The Professional

 

Alec Guiness as Ben Kenobi

 

Carey Grant in just about anything

 

Chow Yun Fat in Crouching Tiger

 

Sam Elliot in We Were Soldiers

 

Nick Nolte in North Dallas Forty

 

Russel Crowe in Gladiator

 

Spock

 

Denzel Washington in Remember the Titans

 

Gary Sinise in just about anything

 

Tom Hanks in Apollo 13

 

Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon

 

Mr. Eko

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Where the hell is Val Kilmer in "Tombstone"......that guy was cool as sh--......Almost on par with Roddy Piper in "They Live"

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Sam Elliot in We Were Soldiers

 

How about Sam Elliott as the stranger in The Big Lebowski?

 

Hmmmmmm........

 

 

"Sometimes you eat the bahr and sometimes the bahr eats you"

 

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"It's getting a little sporty out here" & "Custer was a kitty"

 

 

 

I'm still going with the latter in a tight contest.

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Denzel in Training day or Man on Fire.

 

 

Deniro as young vito in Godfather 2 (my personal favorite)

 

 

Kevin Costner or Sean Connery in the Untouchables

 

 

Pacino in the devils advocate. I know a lot of people say godfather 1/2 or scarface but I thought he was great in this movie.

 

 

 

Laurence fishburn in Deep Cover

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