buckeyemike Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Watch what you wear for plane trips, ladies. There are about 1,000 jokes that can be made here. I will let you all handle them. Er, wait... Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 I thought this one was good: What about gel breast impants? A suicide female bomber could have her breasts enalrged with gel implants that contain an explosive.She find some way of setting herself off. And depending upon the size of the impalnts, the explosion could be quite powerful. But how does one control for bombs-in-boobs? Hoow do security people tell if the woman's breasts are real or have gel filled implants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Where is the queuing area where they have to discard these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Where is the queing area where they have to discard these? 748490[/snapback] And what are the qualifications you need to perform an inspection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 And what are the qualifications you need to perform an inspection? 748497[/snapback] Two hands I guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 What an embarrassment! www.aviationplanning.com/asrc1.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Cool! A nice excuse to go shopping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Cool! A nice excuse to go shopping! 748700[/snapback] Just remember they will target your other bra's soon enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Just remember they will target your other bra's soon enough 748706[/snapback] I'll just stop wearing them, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I'll just stop wearing them, I guess. 748715[/snapback] I'll rue the day that becomes common. Just one more of my talents rendered obsolete... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I'll just stop wearing them, I guess. 748715[/snapback] Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I'll rue the day that becomes common. Just one more of my talents rendered obsolete... 748725[/snapback] did you publish a paper on that as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 did you publish a paper on that as well 748762[/snapback] I've been working on it for years...but there always seems to be just one more experiment to run... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I've been working on it for years...but there always seems to be just one more experiment to run... 748767[/snapback] ask lana to be a testing device Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 ask lana to be a testing device 748771[/snapback] You know...I had a whole bit planned here, and you really just !@#$ed totally it up, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I've been working on it for years...but there always seems to be just one more experiment to run... 748767[/snapback] Of course you'll probably run into the trouble I do with my wife, she won't want it published Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 You know...I had a whole bit planned here, and you really just !@#$ed totally it up, thanks. 748772[/snapback] How did I get involved in this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 How did I get involved in this? 748784[/snapback] Well, you are the one offering to go bra less... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 And more importantly, don't forget, we're guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Well, you are the one offering to go bra less... 748786[/snapback] I was?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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