buckeyemike Posted August 21, 2006 Posted August 21, 2006 Watch what you wear for plane trips, ladies. There are about 1,000 jokes that can be made here. I will let you all handle them. Er, wait... Mike
erynthered Posted August 21, 2006 Posted August 21, 2006 I thought this one was good: What about gel breast impants? A suicide female bomber could have her breasts enalrged with gel implants that contain an explosive.She find some way of setting herself off. And depending upon the size of the impalnts, the explosion could be quite powerful. But how does one control for bombs-in-boobs? Hoow do security people tell if the woman's breasts are real or have gel filled implants?
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 21, 2006 Posted August 21, 2006 Where is the queuing area where they have to discard these?
5 Wide Posted August 21, 2006 Posted August 21, 2006 Where is the queing area where they have to discard these? 748490[/snapback] And what are the qualifications you need to perform an inspection?
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 21, 2006 Posted August 21, 2006 And what are the qualifications you need to perform an inspection? 748497[/snapback] Two hands I guess...
Marv's Neighbor Posted August 21, 2006 Posted August 21, 2006 What an embarrassment! www.aviationplanning.com/asrc1.htm
EC-Bills Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 Cool! A nice excuse to go shopping! 748700[/snapback] Just remember they will target your other bra's soon enough
GoodBye Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 Just remember they will target your other bra's soon enough 748706[/snapback] I'll just stop wearing them, I guess.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 I'll just stop wearing them, I guess. 748715[/snapback] I'll rue the day that becomes common. Just one more of my talents rendered obsolete...
EC-Bills Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 I'll just stop wearing them, I guess. 748715[/snapback] Nice
meazza Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 I'll rue the day that becomes common. Just one more of my talents rendered obsolete... 748725[/snapback] did you publish a paper on that as well
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 did you publish a paper on that as well 748762[/snapback] I've been working on it for years...but there always seems to be just one more experiment to run...
meazza Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 I've been working on it for years...but there always seems to be just one more experiment to run... 748767[/snapback] ask lana to be a testing device
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 ask lana to be a testing device 748771[/snapback] You know...I had a whole bit planned here, and you really just !@#$ed totally it up, thanks.
EC-Bills Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 I've been working on it for years...but there always seems to be just one more experiment to run... 748767[/snapback] Of course you'll probably run into the trouble I do with my wife, she won't want it published
GoodBye Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 You know...I had a whole bit planned here, and you really just !@#$ed totally it up, thanks. 748772[/snapback] How did I get involved in this?
EC-Bills Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 How did I get involved in this? 748784[/snapback] Well, you are the one offering to go bra less...
EC-Bills Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 And more importantly, don't forget, we're guys
GoodBye Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 Well, you are the one offering to go bra less... 748786[/snapback] I was??
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