BF in Indiana Posted August 19, 2006 Posted August 19, 2006 I was on the phone with this girl making plans for our first date. We decided to start off the night by going to see Talladega Nights. Me: How about we get a drink or two after the movie. Her: Or we could just come back to my place. Me: That works too. Her: I can paint your toe nails and draw smiley faces on your balls. Me: You wanna do whaaaat.... Her: It will be fun. Maybe I'm getting old... but, when did drawing smiley faces on people's genitals become cool? Did I miss an issue of Cosmo or something. I guess we could have gone to Michaels after the movie and picked up some finger paints and glitter while we were at it. Perhaps something that would really show up under a black light. Freakin' women.
inkman Posted August 19, 2006 Posted August 19, 2006 Anything that involves a woman touching my genitals, without a chopping or stabbing motion is fairgame in my book. Maybe she wanted something to look at because she was planning on spending a lot of time down there.
Chef Jim Posted August 19, 2006 Posted August 19, 2006 I was on the phone with this girl making plans for our first date. We decided to start off the night by going to see Talladega Nights. Me: How about we get a drink or two after the movie. Her: Or we could just come back to my place. Me: That works too. Her: I can paint your toe nails and draw smiley faces on your balls. Me: You wanna do whaaaat.... Her: It will be fun. Maybe I'm getting old... but, when did drawing smiley faces on people's genitals become cool? Did I miss an issue of Cosmo or something. I guess we could have gone to Michaels after the movie and picked up some finger paints and glitter while we were at it. Perhaps something that would really show up under a black light. Freakin' women. 747376[/snapback] She wanted to paint your toenails and you're freaked out about smiley faces on your nuts. I think your priorities are nuts.
inkman Posted August 19, 2006 Posted August 19, 2006 I think your priorities are nuts. 747409[/snapback]
inkman Posted August 19, 2006 Posted August 19, 2006 I've been thinking more about this, and can't help but wonder what could have been. Granted, the risk for a serious blue ball session (pun intended), is high. But your naked crank is going to be 18 inches (some of us closer, hehe), from her mouth. I couldn't turn that down under any circumstances. Your one big sneeze from being half way down her throat. Worst case situation, she paints your balls and toenails, you dont' get any, but you'd have one hell of a story...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 19, 2006 Posted August 19, 2006 I was on the phone with this girl making plans for our first date. We decided to start off the night by going to see Talladega Nights. Me: How about we get a drink or two after the movie. Her: Or we could just come back to my place. Me: That works too. Her: I can paint your toe nails and draw smiley faces on your balls. Me: You wanna do whaaaat.... Her: It will be fun. Maybe I'm getting old... but, when did drawing smiley faces on people's genitals become cool? Did I miss an issue of Cosmo or something. I guess we could have gone to Michaels after the movie and picked up some finger paints and glitter while we were at it. Perhaps something that would really show up under a black light. Freakin' women. 747376[/snapback] Draw smiley faces with what, exactly? Did you ask? I mean...if she's using oil-based exterior-grade latex paint, it's one thing. But if she's talking about chocolate sauce...
Just Jack Posted August 19, 2006 Posted August 19, 2006 One thing I just though about, maybe she meant balls of his feet. After all, he'll already have his socks off to get his toenails painted.
inkman Posted August 19, 2006 Posted August 19, 2006 I don't like the direction this is headed. Afterall, we are talking about sexpert trooper. With pornstars in his avatar and sex in his handle I would expect a little more adventurism.
cåblelady Posted August 19, 2006 Posted August 19, 2006 One thing I just though about, maybe she meant balls of his feet. After all, he'll already have his socks off to get his toenails painted. 747497[/snapback]
The Poojer Posted August 20, 2006 Posted August 20, 2006 "...but, when did drawing smiley faces on people's genitals become cool?..." ummmm when was this ever NOT cool????, give me her number, I'll let her I was on the phone with this girl making plans for our first date. We decided to start off the night by going to see Talladega Nights. Me: How about we get a drink or two after the movie. Her: Or we could just come back to my place. Me: That works too. Her: I can paint your toe nails and draw smiley faces on your balls. Me: You wanna do whaaaat.... Her: It will be fun. Maybe I'm getting old... but, when did drawing smiley faces on people's genitals become cool? Did I miss an issue of Cosmo or something. I guess we could have gone to Michaels after the movie and picked up some finger paints and glitter while we were at it. Perhaps something that would really show up under a black light. Freakin' women. 747376[/snapback]
The Dean Posted August 20, 2006 Posted August 20, 2006 Well, what happened? I KNOW you decided to go on this date...I KNOW you did. As a rule, you shouldn't let the little head do the thinking for the big head. But, sometimes, the little man has to get his way. I'm fairly certain he won this battle.
Gary M Posted August 21, 2006 Posted August 21, 2006 I was on the phone with this girl making plans for our first date. We decided to start off the night by going to see Talladega Nights. Me: How about we get a drink or two after the movie. Her: Or we could just come back to my place. Me: That works too. Her: I can paint your toe nails and draw smiley faces on your balls. Me: You wanna do whaaaat.... Her: It will be fun. Maybe I'm getting old... but, when did drawing smiley faces on people's genitals become cool? Did I miss an issue of Cosmo or something. I guess we could have gone to Michaels after the movie and picked up some finger paints and glitter while we were at it. Perhaps something that would really show up under a black light. Freakin' women. 747376[/snapback] Can I have the phone number for this "Artist"?
Beerball Posted August 21, 2006 Posted August 21, 2006 Anything that involves a woman touching my genitals, without a chopping or stabbing motion is fairgame in my book. Maybe she wanted something to look at because she was planning on spending a lot of time down there. 747382[/snapback] Upside down even, a little 69 action for the trooper!
aussiew Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 I'll bet Paul would have had a great comment on this thread.
Chef Jim Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 I'll bet Paul would have had a great comment on this thread. 748825[/snapback] Yeah, he was kinda nutz.
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