Kelly the Dog Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Oh bloody hell. I think I might pull a Paul. The professional celebutante and heir to the Hilton hotel fortune will release her debut album, "Paris," on Warner Bros. Records next week (she makes an in-store appearance at a West L.A. Best Buy tonight at 7). After that, Hilton will disseminate what she calls "the brand of Paris Hilton" even more widely, and more lucratively. She has signed off on signature lines of lingerie, shoes, bathing suits, makeup, wigs, purses, an energy drink, a video game and champagne in a can — all meant to land not on the shelves of, say, Kitson but at the average Middle American mall. She also intends to open several restaurants and has begun developing properties for what she calls a "boutique hotel chain," to be called Paris, that will remain unaffiliated with her parents' worldwide franchise. But first, she wanted to straighten out a few misconceptions. Chief among them: "The whole 'party girl heiress' thing, I'm over it," Hilton said. "I'm really serious as an artist. I'm a businesswoman." http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/...ack=1&cset=true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eSJayDee Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 14 minutes and 55 seconds. 14 minutes and 56 seconds ... We can only hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Paris Hilton...artist I think we all need to take a moment to consider the implications of this. ...Then hopefully we can all quietly disregard it as nonsense and turn our attention to something worthwhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Is it me or does this whore spend a helluva lot of time trying to define herself. Hey Paris, here's the deal: no matter what you sign off on, no matter what you put your name on, no matter what you tell the media, you will always and forver be nothing more than a spoiled-out-of-touch-cob-bobbing-self-absorbed-egomaniacal-stick-the-extra-dick-in-your-ear kinda whore. You will never be more than that and I will ask one last time: if you really think you're Marilyn Monroe or Lady Di, then take the lead from them and die young and tragically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Is it me or does this whore spend a helluva lot of time trying to define herself. Hey Paris, here's the deal: no matter what you sign off on, no matter what you put your name on, no matter what you tell the media, you will always and forver be nothing more than a spoiled-out-of-touch-cob-bobbing-self-absorbed-egomaniacal-stick-the-extra-dick-in-your-ear kinda whore. You will never be more than that and I will ask one last time: if you really think you're Marilyn Monroe or Lady Di, then take the lead from them and die young and tragically. 746457[/snapback] the problem does not lie with the "lovely" miss hilton, the problem is that people actually buy her clothes, buy her cd's, watch her crappy show, will probably buy her perfume and play her video game. Just the other day, I was downloading games for my cellphone and one game came up, Paris Hilton's Diamond Search,7$. Who in God's green earth would spend 7$ to play a game about Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton is not the problem, the problem is society in general that supports this utter bull sh--. The solution is not getting rid of Paris, since even if she does die, some other jackass !@#$ will take her place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 and play her video game. 746497[/snapback] A Paris Hilton video game Prolly look something like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 A Paris Hilton video game Prolly look something like this 746512[/snapback] i ask myself everytime you post, where does he come up with these links Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 (edited) Her ideas aren't even original. And it Was a Crap Idea the First Time I think it's where the term **** Canned came from. Oh and BTW, unless it's canned in the Champagne region of France (and I highly doubt that it will be) she can't call it Champange. Edited August 18, 2006 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Her ideas aren't even original. And it Was a Crap Idea the First Time I think it's where the term **** Canned came from. Oh and BTW, unless it's canned in the Champagne region of France (and I highly doubt that it will be) she can't call it Champange. 746574[/snapback] Well, if it's made in the USA she can CALL it champagne (as we don't recognize that custom...see Andre, Cooks, Great Western as examples). But, it won't be champagne. Anyway, it will clearly suck. Might as well put it in a can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Does she realize that Miller High Life is already Champanya in a can? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Oh bloody hell. I think I might pull a Paul. http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/...ack=1&cset=true 746411[/snapback] Oh, my God... "The professional celebutante..." Three words - two words and one made-up one, actually - and I've already found four things wrong with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 A Paris Hilton video game Prolly look something like this 746512[/snapback] "In this game the player controls a pair of nude women who scuttle back and forth underneath a building as a ridiculously well-endowed man constantly ejaculates from the roof top." Sounds like they should call it Paris vs. AJZepp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Tate Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 CHAMPAGNE IN A CAN! starring Samuel L. Jackson The "Enough is enough! I have had it with this m-fing champagne in this m-fing can!" line was actually an addition that originated as an Internet parody of Samuel L. Jackson's traditional movie persona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Yippidy-do-da... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olivier in france Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 well the death penalty has been abolished in France in 1981 but well i'm sure you'll find a majority of frenchmen to bring it back so that the World can get rid of someone who plans to sell champagne in a can!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Why not, she's already had a sausage in her can. What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Damn I thought it said "in the can". I figured she had a new video out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Why not, she's already had a sausage in her can.What? 748168[/snapback] You mean like the gal that made the anal sex video and got fired? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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