The Senator Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 Anyone catch the end of the Giants game and see this guy? Jared Lorenzen Holy cow - the guy's a monster!!!! If they cut this guy, forget about Holcomb and Kingsbury and sign him up - he doesn't even need an OL!
Guffalo Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 Anyone catch the end of the Giants game and see this guy? Jared Lorenz Holy cow - the guy's a monster!!!! If they cut this guy, forget about Holcomb and Kingsbury and him up - he doesn't even need an OL! 746070[/snapback] I was begging for him before his draft, he was even bigger in college! He's a project but may be a decent #3, a lefty too!
GG Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 He's played like crap. The guy actually thinks he can outrun a CB
The Senator Posted August 18, 2006 Author Posted August 18, 2006 Can he block at all, or play FB? He didn't look all that bad last nite - 3/4 for 24 yds plus a rushing 1st down - just imagine him on 4th and goal from the 1. Game stats I'd love to have this guy as a #3 behind JP and - most likely - Craig Nall. He definitely adds a new dimension to the position, and he's fun to watch!
DPR4444 Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 He's great for nicknames too: currently: "The Hefty Lefty" formerly: "He Ate Me"
R. Rich Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 He's great for nicknames too: currently: "The Hefty Lefty" formerly: "He Ate Me" 746097[/snapback] He's also been called "J-Lo" too. Why not? His a** is almost as big as her's.
5 Wide Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 He's also been called "J-Lo" too. Why not? His a** is almost as big as her's. 746100[/snapback] I really like "The Pilsbury Throwboy"
The Senator Posted August 18, 2006 Author Posted August 18, 2006 Plus - he could do Subway commercials... Jared
Drewgetz Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 I really like "The Pilsbury Throwboy" 746104[/snapback] lmao...you got my vote
KYBillsFan Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 He's good at not taking a sack. Not necessarily because of his size, but because he will just throw the ball up for grabs instead of actually taking the sack.
Realist Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 What the hell is the fascination with this guy, just because he's a 280 lb fat tub of &*%^? His hand offs look like a high school quarterback, on passes just seems to fling the ball out there almost not caring where it goes. I just don't get why everyone likes this guy.
RuntheDamnBall Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 What the hell is the fascination with this guy, just because he's a 280 lb fat tub of &*%^? His hand offs look like a high school quarterback, on passes just seems to fling the ball out there almost not caring where it goes. I just don't get why everyone likes this guy. 746182[/snapback] You're asking a bunch of people who hang out on message boards why they identify with this guy?
Sen. John Blutarsky Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 I really like "The Pilsbury Throwboy" 746104[/snapback] The Battleship Lorenzen
The Senator Posted August 18, 2006 Author Posted August 18, 2006 You're asking a bunch of people who hang out on message boards why they identify with this guy? 746184[/snapback] I know - it's pathetic, isn't it? Some of 'em even have thousands of posts, too!
RuntheDamnBall Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 I know - it's pathetic, isn't it? Some of 'em even have thousands of posts, too! 746200[/snapback]
R. Rich Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 He's good at not taking a sack. Not necessarily because of his size, but because he will just throw the ball up for grabs instead of actually taking the sack. 746172[/snapback] You're right about that. I remember he did that when he was still @ Kentucky in a game against Florida, a game they were in a position to win before his boneheaded INT returned for a TD.
The Senator Posted August 18, 2006 Author Posted August 18, 2006 You're right about that. I remember he did that when he was still @ Kentucky in a game against Florida, a game they were in a position to win before his boneheaded INT returned for a TD. 746225[/snapback] So, in other words, he's no worse than Holcomb?
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