OCinBuffalo Posted August 15, 2006 Posted August 15, 2006 My uncle just sent me this: "They just anounced that Florida sold hundreds of permits to thin the Aligator population. Thounsands of alligators will be turned into purses, belts and deep fried. Here is an alternative..... WIN --- WIN --- WIN !!! Dig a Moat the length of the Mexican border. Take the dirt from the Moat and use it raise the levies in New Orleans. Put the Florida Alligators in the Moat. Now. Any other problems you want me to solve?"
meazza Posted August 15, 2006 Posted August 15, 2006 OCinPhilly said: My uncle just sent me this: "They just anounced that Florida sold hundreds of permits to thin the Aligator population. Thounsands of alligators will be turned into purses, belts and deep fried. Here is an alternative..... WIN --- WIN --- WIN !!! Dig a Moat the length of the Mexican border. Take the dirt from the Moat and use it raise the levies in New Orleans. Put the Florida Alligators in the Moat. Now. Any other problems you want me to solve?" 743903[/snapback] find me a job
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 15, 2006 Posted August 15, 2006 meazza said: find me a job 743937[/snapback] Let's see...you think you know everything, don't know sh--, talk too much, and don't listen enough... Lots of positions for lawyers down here.
meazza Posted August 15, 2006 Posted August 15, 2006 Crap Throwing Monkey said: Let's see...you think you know everything, don't know sh--, talk too much, and don't listen enough... Lots of positions for lawyers down here. 743939[/snapback] ya but i suck at arguing my point. maybe i could get a job as holcomb's other arm
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 15, 2006 Posted August 15, 2006 meazza said: ya but i suck at arguing my point. maybe i could get a job as holcomb's other arm 743950[/snapback] That would be his throwing arm, right? 'Cause it's sure not that bionic !@#$er in the avatar...
meazza Posted August 15, 2006 Posted August 15, 2006 Crap Throwing Monkey said: That would be his throwing arm, right? 'Cause it's sure not that bionic !@#$er in the avatar... 743952[/snapback] it's all about the mean and the variance my friend statistics is your friend
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 15, 2006 Posted August 15, 2006 meazza said: it's all about the mean and the variance my friend statistics is your friend 743955[/snapback] Specifically: The variance in Holcomb's passing is mean.
MattyT Posted August 15, 2006 Posted August 15, 2006 Next problem to work on.....getting all that sh-- done before Mexico is empty.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 15, 2006 Posted August 15, 2006 OCinPhilly said: Dig a Moat the length of the Mexican border. Take the dirt from the Moat and use it raise the levies in New Orleans. Put the Florida Alligators in the Moat. Now. Any other problems you want me to solve?" 743903[/snapback] Yeah: the only people willing to do any of this work are the illegal Mexicans you want to keep out. So who's going to do all this?
Dan Gross Posted August 16, 2006 Posted August 16, 2006 Crap Throwing Monkey said: Yeah: the only people willing to do any of this work are the illegal Mexicans you want to keep out. So who's going to do all this? 744026[/snapback] Wasn't meazza just saying he was looking for a job?
/dev/null Posted August 16, 2006 Posted August 16, 2006 Dan Gross said: Wasn't meazza just saying he was looking for a job? 744171[/snapback] yeah but i think meazza's canadian. the only ditch he'd want to dig would be the one keeping out all the americans flocking to canada after bush won in 2004
meazza Posted August 16, 2006 Posted August 16, 2006 /dev/null said: yeah but i think meazza's canadian. the only ditch he'd want to dig would be the one keeping out all the americans flocking to canada after bush won in 2004 744179[/snapback] ya that was a lot of work
meazza Posted August 16, 2006 Posted August 16, 2006 Dan Gross said: Wasn't meazza just saying he was looking for a job? 744171[/snapback] actually i have a job, but it has nothing to do with the diploma i completed just recently.
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 16, 2006 Posted August 16, 2006 Crap Throwing Monkey said: Yeah: the only people willing to do any of this work are the illegal Mexicans you want to keep out. So who's going to do all this? 744026[/snapback] Me... Of course I will need some assistance. Who is with me? Of course only when I am on the 0800-1600 "bull gang"... That is 3 outta six weeks... And if you want me digging in the dark the other shifts? Heck, I don't mind... It would keep me off this computer between boats!
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 16, 2006 Posted August 16, 2006 meazza said: actually i have a job, but it has nothing to do with the diploma i completed just recently. 744240[/snapback] Never does.
Dan Gross Posted August 16, 2006 Posted August 16, 2006 See, that's the problem with kids these days: 1.) They pose a problem: meazza said: find me a job 743937[/snapback] 2.) Someone proposes a solution: Me: You could dig the ditch 3.) They whine about said solution: meazza said: actually i have a job, but it has nothing to do with the diploma i completed just recently. 744240[/snapback]
meazza Posted August 16, 2006 Posted August 16, 2006 Dan Gross said: See, that's the problem with kids these days: 1.) They pose a problem: 2.) Someone proposes a solution: Me: You could dig the ditch 3.) They whine about said solution: 744424[/snapback] hey i have the right to be picky
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 16, 2006 Posted August 16, 2006 meazza said: hey i have the right to be picky 744465[/snapback] Just so you understand it's concomitant with the right to be unemployed...
meazza Posted August 16, 2006 Posted August 16, 2006 Crap Throwing Monkey said: Just so you understand it's concomitant with the right to be unemployed... 744480[/snapback] speaking of the devil, i just got a call for an interview tomorrow, and it most likely will be all in french. going to be tough
Dan Gross Posted August 16, 2006 Posted August 16, 2006 meazza said: speaking of the devil, i just got a call for an interview tomorrow, and it most likely will be all in french. going to be tough 744487[/snapback] Just memorize this line: Oui, je peux creuser un fossé
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