OCinBuffalo Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 My uncle just sent me this: "They just anounced that Florida sold hundreds of permits to thin the Aligator population. Thounsands of alligators will be turned into purses, belts and deep fried. Here is an alternative..... WIN --- WIN --- WIN !!! Dig a Moat the length of the Mexican border. Take the dirt from the Moat and use it raise the levies in New Orleans. Put the Florida Alligators in the Moat. Now. Any other problems you want me to solve?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 My uncle just sent me this: "They just anounced that Florida sold hundreds of permits to thin the Aligator population. Thounsands of alligators will be turned into purses, belts and deep fried. Here is an alternative..... WIN --- WIN --- WIN !!! Dig a Moat the length of the Mexican border. Take the dirt from the Moat and use it raise the levies in New Orleans. Put the Florida Alligators in the Moat. Now. Any other problems you want me to solve?" 743903[/snapback] find me a job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 find me a job 743937[/snapback] Let's see...you think you know everything, don't know sh--, talk too much, and don't listen enough... Lots of positions for lawyers down here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Let's see...you think you know everything, don't know sh--, talk too much, and don't listen enough... Lots of positions for lawyers down here. 743939[/snapback] ya but i suck at arguing my point. maybe i could get a job as holcomb's other arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 ya but i suck at arguing my point. maybe i could get a job as holcomb's other arm 743950[/snapback] That would be his throwing arm, right? 'Cause it's sure not that bionic !@#$er in the avatar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 That would be his throwing arm, right? 'Cause it's sure not that bionic !@#$er in the avatar... 743952[/snapback] it's all about the mean and the variance my friend statistics is your friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 it's all about the mean and the variance my friend statistics is your friend 743955[/snapback] Specifically: The variance in Holcomb's passing is mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Next problem to work on.....getting all that sh-- done before Mexico is empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Dig a Moat the length of the Mexican border. Take the dirt from the Moat and use it raise the levies in New Orleans. Put the Florida Alligators in the Moat. Now. Any other problems you want me to solve?" 743903[/snapback] Yeah: the only people willing to do any of this work are the illegal Mexicans you want to keep out. So who's going to do all this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Yeah: the only people willing to do any of this work are the illegal Mexicans you want to keep out. So who's going to do all this? 744026[/snapback] Wasn't meazza just saying he was looking for a job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Wasn't meazza just saying he was looking for a job? 744171[/snapback] yeah but i think meazza's canadian. the only ditch he'd want to dig would be the one keeping out all the americans flocking to canada after bush won in 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 yeah but i think meazza's canadian. the only ditch he'd want to dig would be the one keeping out all the americans flocking to canada after bush won in 2004 744179[/snapback] ya that was a lot of work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Wasn't meazza just saying he was looking for a job? 744171[/snapback] actually i have a job, but it has nothing to do with the diploma i completed just recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Yeah: the only people willing to do any of this work are the illegal Mexicans you want to keep out. So who's going to do all this? 744026[/snapback] Me... Of course I will need some assistance. Who is with me? Of course only when I am on the 0800-1600 "bull gang"... That is 3 outta six weeks... And if you want me digging in the dark the other shifts? Heck, I don't mind... It would keep me off this computer between boats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 actually i have a job, but it has nothing to do with the diploma i completed just recently. 744240[/snapback] Never does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 See, that's the problem with kids these days: 1.) They pose a problem: find me a job 743937[/snapback] 2.) Someone proposes a solution: Me: You could dig the ditch 3.) They whine about said solution: actually i have a job, but it has nothing to do with the diploma i completed just recently. 744240[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 See, that's the problem with kids these days: 1.) They pose a problem: 2.) Someone proposes a solution: Me: You could dig the ditch 3.) They whine about said solution: 744424[/snapback] hey i have the right to be picky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 hey i have the right to be picky 744465[/snapback] Just so you understand it's concomitant with the right to be unemployed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Just so you understand it's concomitant with the right to be unemployed... 744480[/snapback] speaking of the devil, i just got a call for an interview tomorrow, and it most likely will be all in french. going to be tough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 speaking of the devil, i just got a call for an interview tomorrow, and it most likely will be all in french. going to be tough 744487[/snapback] Just memorize this line: Oui, je peux creuser un fossé Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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