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Happy Fuc#ing Birthday, Petrino in Wappingers Falls!

 

Are you any relation to the poster known as Petrino in Albany? He used to write these really great odes prior to every Bills game. They were really teriffic. But then something happened. I heard he destroyed his sense of verse during a frenzied attempt to write an entire ode during the National Anthem (right before kickoff) in order to make his deadline. The way I hears it, he confused Kwame Cavil with Kamil Loud and everything started to fall apart. Needless to say, the ode was not completed...the Bills lost the game...and Petrino never recovered.

 

I don't know if this is true, but I know the ode is missed around here. Since you're a Petrino, maybe it's in your blood. Maybe you could pick up where that Albany bastard left off. What do you think?

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