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"I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime.

 

What, was she re-incarnated yesterday?

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What, was she re-incarnated yesterday?

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You've got to read the small print Ramius.

 

"I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime on video
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:)  I was thinking the same thing. Maybe she meant to say no more than two in one night. She was probably misquoted...

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That still doesn't sound right :)

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You've got to read the small print Ramius.

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I believe she was using the Clinton Dictionary definition.

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"I've been in cars trying to get away from speeding paparazzi before and it's horrible, so I can relate to Diana and the problems she had," Hilton is quoted as saying.

 

Yeah, and you've brought none of this on yourself. :)

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Any ideas on what to do for fun?

 

Just Cancelled my Date

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You might as well cancel your appointment to see you primary care physician on Monday morning as well, since you'll no longer be needing that penicillin.

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Paris has decided to not !@#$ men for a whole year?

 

She better get a bigger dog cuz that four-legged accessory she carries around will need to tie a 2x4 across its ass to keep from getting sucked into that over-abused stanky schitt chasm she calls a kitty.

 

I've said it before and it's worth repeating; if you really want to be like Princess Di and Marilyn Monroe, do us all a favor and take a cue from them: die young and tragically.

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