Coach Tuesday Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 That's right, you heard it here first. I have been working out in my bedroom, using Shaolin shadow-boxing techniques. On the weekends I toss footballs with Uncle Rico. The phone has yet to ring, but I am confident it is just a matter of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMIEBUF12 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 do u throw touchdowns in your practices???????????????? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 what's your 40 time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 what's your 40 time? 736194[/snapback] It generally depends on how hungover I am. But I would say it's almost always under a minute or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roscoeparrishfan Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 I heard Coach Tuesday plays like a rolling ball of butcher knives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 I heard Coach Tuesday plays like a rolling ball of butcher knives. 736199[/snapback] I am "high motor" but I tend to alienate my teammates and coaches by my lack of film study and poor leadership skills, plus I tend to spit when I shout out plays in the huddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 I am "high motor" but I tend to alienate my teammates and coaches by my lack of film study and poor leadership skills, plus I tend to spit when I shout out plays in the huddle. 736202[/snapback] and rumor has it you piss in the whirlpool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Do you have any of the following traits: 1) Talk like a surfer 2) Look like a circus midget 3) Functional illiteracy 4) Become briefly petrified/statue like when facing the rush 5) Look like the pillsbury dough boy 6) Powder puff arm 7) million dollar arm with a 10 cent head.. We have had all these since Jim Kelly left--some of them multiple times...just checking. You have my vote if none of the above apply.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 Do you have any of the following traits: 1) Talk like a surfer 2) Look like a circus midget 3) Functional illiteracy 4) Become briefly petrified/statue like when facing the rush 5) Look like the pillsbury dough boy 6) Powder puff arm 7) million dollar arm with a 10 cent head.. We have had all these since Jim Kelly left--some of them multiple times...just checking. You have my vote if none of the above apply.. 736209[/snapback] Hmm... I think I may have trait #3, because I can't read the other ones. Also I tend to lock onto one receiver. If you ask me it's because I'm only practicing with one receiver, but it's still a problem nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Hmm... I think I may have trait #3, because I can't read the other ones. Also I tend to lock onto one receiver. If you ask me it's because I'm only practicing with one receiver, but it's still a problem nonetheless. 736212[/snapback] Close enough. I will now go on a posting jihad to make sure everyone knows you are my choice. Coach Tuesday looked great today in practice. Every pass was a bullet in warm ups. He threaded the needle several times in 7-7 and 11-11. He was checking off at the line so much during 11-11 that I thought that he knew the playbook better than Fairchild. Man the guy is amazing. I was talking to JP after practice and JP said -- I thought I was doing okay until I saw Coach Tuesday play... Super Bowl or bust... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Coach Tuesday looked great today in practice. 736217[/snapback] How is that even possible if he isn't in camp? Why hasn't Marv signed CT yet? Is CT going to blow us off and re-enter the NFL draft next year? For every day CT isn't in camp Jesus is gonna kill a puppy dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 I read that you were a punk in college and your teammates hated you and you lack leadership qualities. Plus we paid too much for you. You're a bust. What we need is an old, slow, weak-armed pencil pusher. Like stuckincincy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 That's right, you heard it here first. I have been working out in my bedroom, using Shaolin shadow-boxing techniques. On the weekends I toss footballs with Uncle Rico. The phone has yet to ring, but I am confident it is just a matter of time. 736180[/snapback] Please send me a picture of yourself hanging out with friends. Because if you have a bad haircut and liek to high-five your buddies after a good play, you are obviously going to be a bust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 How is that even possible if he isn't in camp? Why hasn't Marv signed CT yet? Is CT going to blow us off and re-enter the NFL draft next year? For every day CT isn't in camp Jesus is gonna kill a puppy dog 736220[/snapback] He doesn't even have to be physically there to make an impact. He is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 What we need is an old, slow, weak-armed pencil pusher. Like stuckincincy. 736224[/snapback] Yes but can he levitate birds? Because I can. If you don't believe me I will show you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Yes but can he levitate birds? Because I can. If you don't believe me I will show you. 736236[/snapback] We already know you throw ducks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffOrange Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Do you have any of the following traits: 1) Talk like a surfer 2) Look like a circus midget 3) Functional illiteracy 4) Become briefly petrified/statue like when facing the rush 5) Look like the pillsbury dough boy 6) Powder puff arm 7) million dollar arm with a 10 cent head.. We have had all these since Jim Kelly left--some of them multiple times...just checking. You have my vote if none of the above apply.. 736209[/snapback] Where is the Todd Collins reference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Where is the Todd Collins reference? 736371[/snapback] #4... 4) Become briefly petrified/statue like when facing the rush 736209[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Yeah you have a good arm, can avoid pressure, have pocket presence and field awareness. You're pretty accurate with a high completition pct and you may even be good in the redzone, have decent footspeed but the million dollar question before I can back you for the qb job is.... What's your Wonderlic Score? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 We already know you throw ducks. 736258[/snapback] Fine, I'll admit it. I throw ducks, okay? A LOT. And I'm not proud of it - it's just something I do. Also, sometimes when I throw a football it wobbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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