/dev/null Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/roast_shatner/index.jhtml EC-Bills better stockup on Kleenex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/roast_shatner/index.jhtml EC-Bills better stockup on Kleenex 735856[/snapback] Sweet. That will be fun. You know why they are roasting him though?!? Because he can take it. Patrick Stewart wouldn't do such a thing because he would break down like the little girl that he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 Sweet. That will be fun. You know why they are roasting him though?!? Because he can take it. Patrick Stewart wouldn't do such a thing because he would break down like the little girl that he is. 735861[/snapback] Nobody's willing to roast Patrick Stewart because they're all afraid he'll send Jonathan Frakes and Michael Dorn to kick their ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Nobody's willing to roast Patrick Stewart because they're all afraid he'll send Jonathan Frakes and Michael Dorn to kick their ass 735863[/snapback] Exactly....cause Picard's got no game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 Exactly....cause Picard's got no game! 735867[/snapback] Quite the contrary Did Michael Coreleone kill Barzini, Tatalliga, or Mo Green? No, he's a man of respect. Just like Picard He gives the order and lets someone else get their hands dirty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cromagnum Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Exactly....cause Picard's got no game! 735867[/snapback] Matt damon as captain kirk for star trek XI in 08. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0796366/fullcredits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 Matt damon as captain kirk for star trek XI in 08.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0796366/fullcredits 735887[/snapback] If true that would tilt the balance of power heavily in favor of Picard > Kirk Only thing missing would be Spock played by Ben Asslick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cromagnum Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 If true that would tilt the balance of power heavily in favor of Picard > Kirk Only thing missing would be Spock played by Ben Asslick 735941[/snapback] Worse than this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewXkzqQR5yA...elated&search=# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 If true that would tilt the balance of power heavily in favor of Picard > Kirk Only thing missing would be Spock played by Ben Asslick 735941[/snapback] What are you toking?!? Shatner/Damon play Kirk => Kicking a** and getting laid Patrick Stewart plays Picard => Running around in tights. And Picard is favored how?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 What are you toking?!? Shatner/Damon play Kirk => Kicking a** and getting laid Patrick Stewart plays Picard => Running around in tights. And Picard is favored how?!? 735958[/snapback] If Matt Damon is in command they might as well turn the USS Enterprise into a Honda Fit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTS Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Denny Crane ... I'm coo-coo for CoCo Puffs ... Denny Crane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Denny Crane ... I'm coo-coo for CoCo Puffs ... Denny Crane. 735977[/snapback] I never thought I'd laugh so hard at a character saying his own name...and laugh just about every time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Quite the contrary Did Michael Coreleone kill Barzini, Tatalliga, or Mo Green? No, he's a man of respect. Just like Picard He gives the order and lets someone else get their hands dirty 735875[/snapback] Didn't Michael Corleone kill Virgil "The Turk" Sollozzo and police Captain McCluskey? Seriously...we all know that if push came to shove, Captain Kirk would kick that queer Picard's ass - then go "shag" some metallic-skinned, green-haired alien trollop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 What are you toking?!? Shatner/Damon play Kirk => Kicking a** and getting laid Patrick Stewart plays Picard => Running around in tights. And Picard is favored how?!? 735958[/snapback] Again, Picard nailed Whoopi Goldberg's character. If that doesn't plummet his ranking, nothing will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 Again, Picard nailed Whoopi Goldberg's character. If that doesn't plummet his ranking, nothing will. 736075[/snapback] you also gotta remember during their respective series Picard was older than Kirk. The fact that Picard was still getting it on at his age says something. Then when you factor in the movies when Kirk was about the same age as Picard during TNG, you didn't see him getting it on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 you also gotta remember during their respective series Picard was older than Kirk. The fact that Picard was still getting it on at his age says something. Then when you factor in the movies when Kirk was about the same age as Picard during TNG, you didn't see him getting it on 736161[/snapback] By that time you didn't have to see it....it was just assumed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 By that time you didn't have to see it....it was just assumed. 736214[/snapback] Nah, by that time I'm wondering how bad social security is screwed up. i mean if people that old are still serving in the military, how high did they have to jack up the retirement age? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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