meazza Posted August 3, 2006 Posted August 3, 2006 Rule #1: Quality toilet paper in quantity. 734696[/snapback] That should be the rule for every household, not just one that wants to maintain a woman
slothrop Posted August 3, 2006 Posted August 3, 2006 Rule #2: Avoid asking the question: why would I want to maintain one woman? It will just make you dizzy and want to cry.
sweetbaboo Posted August 3, 2006 Posted August 3, 2006 pah...we still use the cheapest toilet paper from wegmans we tried using charmin, but it's a little too honda fit feeling for my ass
meazza Posted August 3, 2006 Posted August 3, 2006 pah...we still use the cheapest toilet paper from wegmans we tried using charmin, but it's a little too honda fit feeling for my ass 734701[/snapback] and it's wrong. i'd accept a small pay cut at my job if they'd invest in some decent quality toilet paper. anyways rule #3, don't drive a fit
Chef Jim Posted August 3, 2006 Posted August 3, 2006 #4. Change the oil every 3,000 complaints. Your mileage may vary.
UConn James Posted August 3, 2006 Posted August 3, 2006 #4. Change the oil every 3,000 complaints. Your mileage may vary. 734704[/snapback] C'mon! An oil filter will last much longer than 4 days.
stuckincincy Posted August 3, 2006 Author Posted August 3, 2006 Always check under her hood 734707[/snapback]
Cugalabanza Posted August 3, 2006 Posted August 3, 2006 Rule# 5: Never, NEVER refer to her period as "b--- j-- week."
meazza Posted August 3, 2006 Posted August 3, 2006 Rule# 5: Never, NEVER refer to her period as "b--- j-- week." 734744[/snapback]
IDBillzFan Posted August 3, 2006 Posted August 3, 2006 Rule number six: if she's even remotely interested in your diatribe about what an epiphanically serious crap you took this morning, dump her.
Cugalabanza Posted August 3, 2006 Posted August 3, 2006 epiphanically734776[/snapback] Wow, nice adverb!
H2o Posted August 3, 2006 Posted August 3, 2006 Rule# 5: Never, NEVER refer to her period as "b--- j-- week." 734744[/snapback] Son of a hooker, I just made it through that week for the month thank God. Rule #7: Always put the toilet seat back down after you pee. Even though it should be common place to look before you sit, women don't tend to see it that way.
aussiew Posted August 3, 2006 Posted August 3, 2006 Rule #8 - If she doesn't love the Bills....dump her
stuckincincy Posted August 3, 2006 Author Posted August 3, 2006 Rule number six: if she's even remotely interested in your diatribe about what an epiphanically serious crap you took this morning, dump her. 734776[/snapback] Life-changing. She ought to take notice of that.
IDBillzFan Posted August 3, 2006 Posted August 3, 2006 Wow, nice adverb! 734780[/snapback] I don't think it's a word, but you got the point.
/dev/null Posted August 3, 2006 Posted August 3, 2006 and it's wrong. i'd accept a small pay cut at my job if they'd invest in some decent quality toilet paper. anyways rule #3, don't drive a fit 734703[/snapback] Meazza's rule #1: Teach her how to delete temp files and cookies so her parents don't find out what she's up to on MySpace®
meazza Posted August 3, 2006 Posted August 3, 2006 Meazza's rule #1: Teach her how to delete temp files and cookies so her parents don't find out what she's up to on MySpace® 734853[/snapback] Meazza's rule #2: Don't get into an argument with her about why Picard could headbutt Kirk's sorry ass
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