I know this isn't a funny story, but....

[The Poojer]

the headline of this story

the story

 

immediately led me to think of this

 

I'll do you for that

[sweetbaboo]

wow...that's really stevestojanny

[ajzepp]

That Python scene was one of the funniest things I've ever watched....I was laughing my arse off the first time I saw it.

[Alaska Darin]

Some things are better left unshared.