ajzepp Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 I enjoy a good poop as much as the next guy, but this morning I had what was pretty much a spiritual experience on the crapper. I have no idea why it was any different than my other deuces, but about half way into it I was just overwhelmed with a sense of well-being and peace. Everything was all tingly and I felt great for like an hour afterward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 I enjoy a good poop as much as the next guy, but this morning I had what was pretty much a spiritual experience on the crapper. I have no idea why it was any different than my other deuces, but about half way into it I was just overwhelmed with a sense of well-being and peace. Everything was all tingly and I felt great for like an hour afterward. 732912[/snapback] Did you know Ed's personal record for polishing the cucumber is seven times in a row? I'm sorry...this IS "Let's all share completely inappropriate and unnecessary information day", isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 1, 2006 Author Share Posted August 1, 2006 Did you know Ed's personal record for polishing the cucumber is seven times in a row? Over what period of time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Everything was all tingly and I felt great for like an hour afterward. Might have been your sitting angle - it may have stroked the prostate. So glad you had a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 I enjoy a good poop as much as the next guy, but this morning I had what was pretty much a spiritual experience on the crapper. I have no idea why it was any different than my other deuces, but about half way into it I was just overwhelmed with a sense of well-being and peace. Everything was all tingly and I felt great for like an hour afterward. 732912[/snapback] Thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Over what period of time? 732921[/snapback] Actually, he said "at once". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 1, 2006 Author Share Posted August 1, 2006 Might have been your sitting angle - it may have stroked the prostate. So glad you had a good time. 732936[/snapback] That was my theory, too....seems to make sense, so I'll roll with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Might have been your sitting angle - it may have stroked the prostate. So glad you had a good time. 732936[/snapback] You really need a vacation, Gidge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 1, 2006 Author Share Posted August 1, 2006 Actually, he said "at once". 732938[/snapback] Dang, that's pretty impressive....I'm not attracted to myself anywhere near enough to compete with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Dang, that's pretty impressive....I'm not attracted to myself anywhere near enough to compete with that. 732951[/snapback] Plus, I'll bet you don't have seven hands or seven penises. "At once." Boy's five hands and six - hell, maybe even seven, he did buy a Fit -men too short Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Any interest in playing some hold'em tomorrow night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Any interest in playing some hold'em tomorrow night? 733011[/snapback] Way to change the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 1, 2006 Author Share Posted August 1, 2006 Way to change the subject. 733022[/snapback] Yeah, what's up with that Gary? I was just about to start discussing Lana's gas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Yeah, what's up with that Gary? I was just about to start discussing Lana's gas 733025[/snapback] What gas?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Any interest in playing some hold'em tomorrow night? 733011[/snapback] Can Ed play seven hands at once? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 1, 2006 Author Share Posted August 1, 2006 What gas?? 733026[/snapback] Denial ain't just a river in Egypt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Yeah, what's up with that Gary? I was just about to start discussing Lana's gas 733025[/snapback] I didn't change the subject, you mentioned crap, and I thought of how most of you are at hold'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 people taking pooping lightly, but it can set the tone for the whole day I enjoy a good poop as much as the next guy, but this morning I had what was pretty much a spiritual experience on the crapper. I have no idea why it was any different than my other deuces, but about half way into it I was just overwhelmed with a sense of well-being and peace. Everything was all tingly and I felt great for like an hour afterward. 732912[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cromagnum Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 I enjoy a good poop as much as the next guy, but this morning I had what was pretty much a spiritual experience on the crapper. I have no idea why it was any different than my other deuces, but about half way into it I was just overwhelmed with a sense of well-being and peace. Everything was all tingly and I felt great for like an hour afterward. 732912[/snapback] Freedom!!!!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Denial ain't just a river in Egypt! 733028[/snapback] I was hoping you'd discuss some of my other talents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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