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Actually you can fire a gun from the shoulder of the road, as long as the bullet does not pass over the road and you are 5 hundred feet from the nearest dwelling, unless you have the owners permission.

 

However you are correct, it is illegal for an individual to shoot a wounded animal. A law officer is supposed to do it, but I know a guy who was asked by an officer to shoot a deer that was hit by a car because he didn't want to fill out the paper work.

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We had a rabid raccoon wandering the nieghborhood last year and attempted to get the police, rabies control, humane society, and troopers to come and take care of it. It was very obviously sick and did not attempt to run from anyone. I live in a developement with many children and pets. The troopers finally told us to shoot it and bury it. I had my 9mm on me at the time and we grabbed it in a fishing net and shot it behind one of the houses. I was sure that the police would come to get me for firing a gun in a nieghborhood. On a brighter note my nieghbors are much nicer to me now!

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If you hit a dog you should try and find the owner, but cats, rabbits, squirrels, and deer no way. What are you supposed to do give them CPR :w00t:

There is a very good chance they were intoxicated.

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right on with that, there was probably some "greenery" in the glove compartment maybe

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No, you go see if they are alive & take them to the nearest vet(most take them in free).

What's the difference between an injured cat family pet or an injured dog family pet.

That's just felinist.

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In Arizona, you must stop and check on ANY animal you hit, except the cat. You run down as many damn kitties as you want, but leave a dog on the side of the road and it's your arse....

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" The two ended up going off-course and found themselves in Boston, causing them to have to turn around and not arriving until three in the morning Thursday, July 27.  :w00t:

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There is a very good chance they were intoxicated.

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nah, ya think? :w00t:

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But to wind up all the way in Boston?!?!  I mean, jeez, didn't they recognize that they were in a different state?!?  :w00t:

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Harry from Dumb and Dumber did the same thing...

 

- I thought the Rocky mountains would be a little higher than this.

- Yeah that John Denver's full of sh-- man.

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Harry from Dumb and Dumber did the same thing...

 

- I thought the Rocky mountains would be a little higher than this.

- Yeah that John Denver's full of sh-- man.

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hahhahahaha :w00t:

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You'd think the Mass Pike tolls might have given them a clue.  :w00t:

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They cut through Mass to avoid the horrible New York Traffic.

 

Or, with the left front headlight out, they couldn't see well

 

Or, the impact with the deer caused the GPS to malfunction

 

And of couse the deer kept running, thus removing the evidence or lack thereof............

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