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Piles of free drink chips from the local drinking estab...

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I had that along with lots of casino chips that were never cashed.

 

I used to have a stack of numbers on napkins/business cards of girls I'll never call. Now I just have to take a few minutes each month to delete them from my cell phone.

 

How about take-out menus held to the fridge with multiple magnets?

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Soda can of course...used an apple once....loved having ice cubes in a bong though.....ohhhh the humanity!

 

I had a girlfriend who bought me a subscription to playboy once.....kept her for about a year!

 

Trash on the floor is a must......on a side note, my living room rug was nicknamed "The Arena!"

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Ahh, the apples, yes we all have used those.

 

Trash on the floor...true story made short. Living in Crestwood section of DC in 87, house gets broken into, cops get there first, tell us house has been ransacked, didn't have the heart to to tell the cops house looked like that all the time.

 

Also need a big pile o porn somewhere in the house, not playboy or maxim, but some nasty porn somewhere.

 

and for all the good I talians out there, a nice black laquer dining table

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hammer

lots of rubbers

the rabbit corkscrew

beads

shotglasses

pint glasses

inside out glass bowl

cast iron pan

dart board

poker chips

dozens of spent decks of cards everywhere

skis

basketball

golf clubs

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