millbank Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Caught in the bushes Wedding called off MEGA-RICH pop superstar George Michael this week sank to new levels of depravity—trawling for illegal gay sex thrills in a London park. News of the World investigators caught the singer red-handed and red-faced as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver. When challenged George, 43, was wild-eyed and trembling. Trying to hide his face under a baseball cap, he screamed: "I don't believe it! F*** off! If you put those pictures in the paper I'll sue!" When confronted by our team, a shaken George desperately tried to justify his sordid secret quest for cheap, risky thrills, which friends fear is spiralling out of control and threatening his destruction. In a sweat, the ashen-faced singer declared: "Are you gay? No? Then f*** off! This is my culture!" Then he claimed: "I'm not doing anything illegal. The police don't even come up here any more. "I'm a free man, I can do whatever I want. I'm not harming anyone." -Interesting the article does say the police are not going to charge him with anything, whatever anyone thinks about the gay issue, it is bogus some media following this guy around snapping photo's. In a culture of so much divorce and re-marriage, many people fooling around with co-workers, secretaries ect, how many could stand the light of day of a media following them around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 At least he found an out of work pot bellied van driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 At least he found an out of work pot bellied van driver. 728602[/snapback] I guess the Fit drivers were already engaged in another bush.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 At least he found an out of work pot bellied van driver. 728602[/snapback] They say there's a pot bellied van driver out there for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 They say there's a pot bellied van driver out there for everyone. 728618[/snapback] Are you talkin to me!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 They say there's a pot bellied van driver out there for everyone. 728618[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 who here hasn't been caught in the pickle park with a 52 YO pot bellied man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 who here hasn't been caught in the pickle park with a 52 YO pot bellied man... 728642[/snapback] If playing grab-ass in the bushes with a 52 YO overweight van driver is wrong, I don't want to be right!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 This was my favorite quote from the article: "It's so sad to see a talented guy wasting himself like this." Really, cause in my mind he is using his "talents" just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eSJayDee Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver. What, the guy probably asked him for a job & being the upstanding citizen that he was, obliged him in the only fashion he knew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 I guess the Fit drivers were already engaged in another bush.. 728610[/snapback] Fit drivers couldn't find a bush is you spotted them two breasts and a pair of nice legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerville Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Fit drivers couldn't find a bush is you spotted them two breasts and a pair of nice legs. 728708[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 I think George may have been getting the "job". And as we all know here in the US - that's not having sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 I think George may have been getting the "job". And as we all know here in the US - that's not having sex. 728751[/snapback] Sorry, the article clearly calls the potbellied out of work gentleman as the driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Y. Orangeman Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Let's relax. It's part of his "culture." Way to set back the gay movement in order to protect your own tail, George. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eSJayDee Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Way to set back the gay movement in order to protect your own tail, George. Actually isn't he setting back the movement by NOT protecting his tail? (That phrase can be taken more than one way.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 (That phrase can be taken more than one way.) 728833[/snapback] As can Mr. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 As can Mr. Michael 728849[/snapback] Never trust anyone with two first names. Sirhan Sirhan Billy Joel Elton John George Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. I guess ole "Jorge" was looking for those two... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. I guess ole "Jorge" was looking for those two... 728903[/snapback] WHOA!!!!! I was wondering where you were! I hope all is well!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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