Pete Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 just thought I would share. I no longer watch Sportscenter because I cant tolerate him, Stewart Scout or any of the other dolts they have on- now Mayne is doing Progressive commercials. Does anyone find his poor Steven Wright ripoff act funny at all?
shrader Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 No one is worse than that "Sporscenter starts... RIGHT NOW" assclown.
Thailog80 Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 Kenny Mayne....I would run him over if i saw him 726877[/snapback] ...and back up afterwards.
ACor58 Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 List of ESPN people that suck, in order of the amount that they suck: 1. Chris "You're with me leather" Berman 2. STEVEN A. "WHY AM I YELLING?!?!?!" SMITH 3. Skip "What a huge freaking douchebag" Bayless 4. Stuart "Boo yah you suck" Scott 5. Joe Theeeesman 6. Kenny Mayne (though he used to be ok) 7. Jay "Fag" Mariotti
BuffOrange Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 just thought I would share. I no longer watch Sportscenter because I cant tolerate him, Stewart Scout or any of the other dolts they have on- now Mayne is doing Progressive commercials. Does anyone find his poor Steven Wright ripoff act funny at all? 726850[/snapback] Which SportsCenter is this? I haven't seen the guy in about 3 years.
taterhill Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 List of ESPN people that suck, in order of the amount that they suck: 1. Chris "You're with me leather" Berman 2. STEVEN A. "WHY AM I YELLING?!?!?!" SMITH 3. Skip "What a huge freaking douchebag" Bayless 4. Stuart "Boo yah you suck" Scott 5. Joe Theeeesman 6. Kenny Mayne (though he used to be ok) 7. Jay "Fag" Mariotti 726883[/snapback] 100 percent BULLSEYE
BuffOrange Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 List of ESPN people that suck, in order of the amount that they suck: 1. Chris "You're with me leather" Berman 2. STEVEN A. "WHY AM I YELLING?!?!?!" SMITH 3. Skip "What a huge freaking douchebag" Bayless 4. Stuart "Boo yah you suck" Scott 5. Joe Theeeesman 6. Kenny Mayne (though he used to be ok) 7. Jay "Fag" Mariotti 726883[/snapback] "you're with me leather" classic. While I used to love him, I've recently grown tired of his genital sucking tendancies, especially in relation to Barry Bonds. Still, no way he's #1 ahead of Stu Scott & Steven A.
buckeyemike Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 We prefer not to watch Sportscenter any longer. We're tired of the same, tired references and self-satisfied attitude. Mike
OnTheRocks Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 Kenny Mayne - Baseball Catch Phrases Your puny ballparks are too small to contain my gargantuan blasts! Bring me the finest meats and cheeses for a clubhouse feast!Take a seat. More beer for me. I'm not sure what the pitch is, but it tastes like chicken. Call the hostess. Your seat is ready. It's a homonym, not an antonym! It's back. It's way back. Not comin' back. Hit someone in the back. That must be a Homer, Simpson, cuz the pitcher just said D'oh! Cuadrangular! It's never iffy if it's Griffey. I am the most popular player in all the land! My power is beyond your understanding! This land is mine for as far as the ball shall travel! He has successfully reached the 18-34 year old target audience. Major Deegan! Rod Beck, where it's at. I am king of the diamond. Chokin' on a splinter. Hooooooome rrrrrrrun. Would you like another? No thanks, I'm done. NEWBIE!!! This is a reminder that Entertainment coupons may not be used for "Surf and Turf". El es un grande [muchacho/hombre]. He hit it over some fencing they had set up in the outfield. Obviously, he hasn't watched Tom Emanski's "Defensive Drills". It's endorsed by Fred McGriff, you know. You hang it. We bang it. He makes the restaurant-quality play. Trees died to make that bat. Behold the power of cheese. i'm not a BIG fan, but some of these are pretty funny when heard in the proper context.
Beerball Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 Guess I'm in the minority here, but I don't mind Mayne's schtick. Outside of him, no argument with ACor's list.
OnTheRocks Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 from Rece Davis: The bases are like Canada during the Vietnam War...full of Dodgers.
Mantis Toboggan M.D Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 I actually like Chris Berman. And I defintely hate Steven A. Smith, and Stewart Scott.
ACor58 Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 "you're with me leather" classic. While I used to love him, I've recently grown tired of his genital sucking tendancies, especially in relation to Barry Bonds. Still, no way he's #1 ahead of Stu Scott & Steven A. 726903[/snapback] Berman surpassed Stu and Steven A-Hole when he somehow decided that he was qualified to be a commentator for the U.S. Open. What a train wreck and a joke. He was calling the tournament like he was on the set of baseball tonight.
OnTheRocks Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 Berman surpassed Stu and Steven A-Hole when he somehow decided that he was qualified to be a commentator for the U.S. Open. What a train wreck and a joke. He was calling the tournament like he was on the set of baseball tonight. 726921[/snapback] Berman has been unwatchable for some time now. Somewhere along the way he began to think he was the Sports Ambassador to all fans.
Cornerville Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 Send a real message and boycott this station any chance you get. That is what I have done. Seems some of you who B word about them probably still eat up all that crap network has to offer.
Thailog80 Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 Guess I'm in the minority here, but I don't mind Mayne's schtick. Outside of him, no argument with ACor's list. 726918[/snapback] Takes a douchebag to like one.
Thailog80 Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 Berman has been unwatchable for some time now. Somewhere along the way he began to think he was the Sports Ambassador to all fans. 726923[/snapback] The guy loves to hear himself talk. Thank the lord for the "mute" button when he's on. I'll bet the guy yells his own name during sex or masturbation.
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