Chilly Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Welp, my roommate a couple years ago had a dog, which pissed on my Bills flag. Today, though, my roommate's cat pooped in my closet (she's a kitten and is getting potty trained). She took a sh-- right on my Mike Williams jersey. Seems like a good way to retire that jersey to be. Good bye Mike, even cats sh-- on you during your time here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibs Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 A man walks into a sports bar where there is a Bills match playing on the big screen. He walks over to the bar where there is a dog howling at the screen. The man asks the bartender "Why is the dog howling?" The bartender response, "He is a big Bills fan & the Bills are losing the match." "What does he do when they win a game?" Asked the man curiously. "Don't know." said the bartender, "We've only had him for 6 years." .....sorry all. joke works better with the Cards or Bungles of recent history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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inkman Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 .....sorry all. joke works better with the Cards or Bungles of recent history. 724549[/snapback] No, it works just fine with the Bills. It took me a while to accept reality, but our team has sucked for a while now. Yeah, their have been glimpses of success, but as a whole this team has been floundering for nearly a decade. My wife, the Patriots fan, made me come to this realization when she told me the Bills have sucked as long as she's watched football (she's 26). I couldn't argue it. It felt like I got punched in the gut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 No, it works just fine with the Bills. It took me a while to accept reality, but our team has sucked for a while now. Yeah, their have been glimpses of success, but as a whole this team has been floundering for nearly a decade. My wife, the Patriots fan, made me come to this realization when she told me the Bills have sucked as long as she's watched football (she's 26). I couldn't argue it. It felt like I got punched in the gut. 724609[/snapback] Welcome to my world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Welcome to my world. 724613[/snapback] Yeah, we all deal with it in different ways. One thing that is NOT lacking on this board is humor, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 "He is a big Bills fan & the Bills are losing the match." 724549[/snapback] WTH? Losing the match? What the hell is this, wrestling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Welp, my roommate a couple years ago had a dog, which pissed on my Bills flag. Today, though, my roommate's cat pooped in my closet (she's a kitten and is getting potty trained). She took a sh-- right on my Mike Williams jersey. Seems like a good way to retire that jersey to be. Good bye Mike, even cats sh-- on you during your time here! 724544[/snapback] sounds like you guys are going to be common law pretty soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 WTH? Losing the match? What the hell is this, wrestling? 724694[/snapback] He's Australian Mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 She took a sh-- right on my Mike Williams jersey. Seems like a good way to retire that jersey to be. Good bye Mike, even cats sh-- on you during your time here! 724544[/snapback] at least the cat showed good judgement of nfl players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 at least the cat showed good judgement of nfl players. 724766[/snapback] Marv should hire him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Welp, my roommate a couple years ago had a dog, which pissed on my Bills flag. Today, though, my roommate's cat pooped in my closet (she's a kitten and is getting potty trained). She took a sh-- right on my Mike Williams jersey. Seems like a good way to retire that jersey to be. Good bye Mike, even cats sh-- on you during your time here! 724544[/snapback] Cats are smarter than people give them credit for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Cats are smarter than people give them credit for... 724846[/snapback] And they taste like chicken..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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