Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 I am peeking over Paul and standing next to R. Rich. The wonderful Mrs. KRC is to my left. 725393[/snapback] I'm curious as to why the wonderful red-headed nymphomaniac Mrs. Crap Throwing Monkey isn't in there...did she just do a better job of hiding than I did?
KRC Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 I'm curious as to why the wonderful red-headed nymphomaniac Mrs. Crap Throwing Monkey isn't in there...did she just do a better job of hiding than I did? 725430[/snapback] IIRC, she was not feeling well and you took her home at half-time.
KRC Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 I think I remember you. 725418[/snapback] You seem vaguely familiar, as well.
R. Rich Posted July 19, 2006 Author Posted July 19, 2006 Yeah. Don't you remember her going to CVS to get something since she wasn't feeling well? I gave her my employee discount card, so that she could save a few pennies.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 Yeah. Don't you remember her going to CVS to get something since she wasn't feeling well? I gave her my employee discount card, so that she could save a few pennies. 725439[/snapback] I thought so, but I wasn't sure. You've got to realize that my wife not feeling well is a very common occurrence (had to take her to the ER on July 4th for a herniated disk...and badly !@#$ed up my knee carrying her to the car), so all the incidents tend to blend together after a while...
R. Rich Posted July 19, 2006 Author Posted July 19, 2006 I thought so, but I wasn't sure. You've got to realize that my wife not feeling well is a very common occurrence (had to take her to the ER on July 4th for a herniated disk...and badly !@#$ed up my knee carrying her to the car), so all the incidents tend to blend together after a while... 725442[/snapback] Maybe she needs some distance from you, to cure her of her many, uh......"accidents". Come to think of it, she did flinch that one time when you moved...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 Maybe she needs some distance from you, to cure her of her many, uh......"accidents". Come to think of it, she did flinch that one time when you moved... 725469[/snapback] Don't even joke. She bruises so easily, she wakes up in the morning black-and-blue from where the damn cats have walked over her in the middle of the night. (She actually can't take the steroids she was prescribed for her back; it'll make her a functional hemophiliac). I have a healthy fear of taking her to the ER someday, having them see the bruises on her legs, and calling the cops on me no questions asked. In fact, the only reason it didn't happen LAST time I took her to the ER was because she told them it wasn't me.
R. Rich Posted July 19, 2006 Author Posted July 19, 2006 Don't even joke. She bruises so easily, she wakes up in the morning black-and-blue from where the damn cats have walked over her in the middle of the night. (She actually can't take the steroids she was prescribed for her back; it'll make her a functional hemophiliac). I have a healthy fear of taking her to the ER someday, having them see the bruises on her legs, and calling the cops on me no questions asked. In fact, the only reason it didn't happen LAST time I took her to the ER was because she told them it wasn't me. 725509[/snapback] Damn, and I thought Psycho Ward 86 bruised easily. If she got bruises from where Damien (our cat) walks on us during the night, I'd probably be in prison now.
TheMadCap Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 I am peeking over Paul and standing next to R. Rich. The wonderful Mrs. KRC is to my left. 725393[/snapback] I have had the honor of meeting Ken, no party is complete without the Mr. Flowers, but I have never met Tom. Can't remember if Bib came to the last two tailgates... BTW, Tom you coming this year???
R. Rich Posted July 19, 2006 Author Posted July 19, 2006 I have had the honor of meeting Ken, no party is complete without the Mr. Flowers, but I have never met Tom. Can't remember if Bib came to the last two tailgates...BTW, Tom you coming this year??? 725514[/snapback] Mr AND Mrs Flowers you meant, right?
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 I have had the honor of meeting Ken, no party is complete without the Mr. Flowers, but I have never met Tom. Can't remember if Bib came to the last two tailgates...BTW, Tom you coming this year??? 725514[/snapback] Nope. My sister's wedding is that weekend. At least...I think it's that weekend. I'm not sure. Anyone know when my sister's getting married?
IDBillzFan Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 I thought so, but I wasn't sure. You've got to realize that my wife not feeling well is a very common occurrence (had to take her to the ER on July 4th for a herniated disk...and badly !@#$ed up my knee carrying her to the car), so all the incidents tend to blend together after a while...725442[/snapback] That's the difference between a man with a car and a guy who drives a Fit. If you drove a Fit, you wouldn't be carrying your wife. You'd be sashaying your partner, Maurice.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 That's the difference between a man with a car and a guy who drives a Fit. If you drove a Fit, you wouldn't be carrying your wife. You'd be sashaying your partner, Maurice. 725524[/snapback] But at least I'd be "metro-funky"...
IDBillzFan Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 But at least I'd be "metro-funky"... 725526[/snapback] Yeah, but it's not all it's cracked up to be because from what I can tell, being metro-funky apparently also means you'd have to bump your own dead threads once everyone starts ignoring you.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 Yeah, but it's not all it's cracked up to be because from what I can tell, being metro-funky apparently also means you'd have to bump your own dead threads once everyone starts ignoring you. 725529[/snapback] Obviously, you drive an American car. Is this the part now where I make fun of your interest in lizards?
SilverNRed Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 That's the difference between a man with a car and a guy who drives a Fit. If you drove a Fit, you wouldn't be carrying your wife. You'd be sashaying your partner, Maurice.725524[/snapback]
erynthered Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 I'm surprised I didn't make the cut. 725602[/snapback] The obvious, isn't always the obvious. Though, I'm sensing you feel some guilt here?
meazza Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 The obvious, isn't always the obvious. Though, I'm sensing you feel some guilt here? 725608[/snapback] Maybe I haven't worked hard enough to annoy everyone here.
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