Definitions from the

[Beerball]

* We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the

difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of

each is listed below.

 

** "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted

by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning

or are you flying somewhere?"

 

*** "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

 

 

The preceding definitions are brought to you as a public service by The International Council of Manhood.