IDBillzFan Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 He looks like Mike, and he's not gonna take it anymore. So who do YOU look like? Who are YOU gonna sue?
Corp000085 Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 I've just filed my lawsuit against pierce brosnan.
Beerball Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 He looks like Mike, and he's not gonna take it anymore. So who do YOU look like? Who are YOU gonna sue? 722113[/snapback] He should visit the other Michael's (Jackson that is) slew of doctors. They'll have him looking like nobody on earth in a matter of months.
inkman Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 He looks like Mike, and he's not gonna take it anymore. So who do YOU look like? Who are YOU gonna sue? 722113[/snapback] How he decided to sue for $416 million each? "Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and, ah, then I turn around and, ah, I figure that's what it all boils down to." Michael Chiklis. I'm coming for that doppleganger bastage...
inkman Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 I've just filed my lawsuit against pierce brosnan. 722115[/snapback] Then you woke up...
mcjeff215 Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 It's funny, but wha always winds up happening is that the jury thinks.. "832? No way, but he does deserve SOMETHING, let's give him $20mil."
GoodBye Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 He looks like Mike, and he's not gonna take it anymore. So who do YOU look like? Who are YOU gonna sue? 722113[/snapback] Oh what an embarrassment...he lives in Oregon....
eSJayDee Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 The guy's 6 foot tall! Okay, maybe if some little kid mistook him for MJ, that might be understandable. But for anybody over 5'6" &/or 13 yrs old to mistake someone 6' tall for MJ, is just plain STUPID. Hey, maybe he should sue the general public for $416m, too. For that matter, if it really does bother him, why does he choose to shave his head?
bartshan-83 Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 MJ should sue him for $400 mill for emotional distress after learning that he shares a likeness with such a chach. If I found out that someone that worthless was walking around looking like me....one of us would have to go.
/dev/null Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 I've just filed my lawsuit against pierce brosnan. 722115[/snapback] i'd try suing tom cruise, but i'm afraid of his scientology lawyers
HopsGuy Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 MJ will probably just send Charles Oakley over to whisper something in his ear. The chump will drop like a soccer player. The real question is, "Who would you smash in the face first? (1) This guy, or (2) the jacka$$ that has the Malarchuk ebay auction?"
Cornerville Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 Another sign that the end of the world is approaching fast!!
Alaska Darin Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 The answer to the guy's lawsuit is to make him look like Ichabod Crane instead.
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 He looks like Mike, and he's not gonna take it anymore. So who do YOU look like? Who are YOU gonna sue? 722113[/snapback] Why would they do a story like that with no picture?
IDBillzFan Posted July 13, 2006 Author Posted July 13, 2006 Not even Close 722201[/snapback] Based on that picture, he shouldn't be suing Michael Jordon. He should be suing Apollo Creed's trainer.
inkman Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Not even Close 722201[/snapback] He should be put be behind bars for this, and what jackass lawyer actaully takes this case?
smokinandjokin Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 The real question is, "Who would you smash in the face first? (1) This guy, or (2) the jacka$$ that has the Malarchuk ebay auction?" 722186[/snapback] Instead of the smash in the face, can I opt for the headbutt to the chest?
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