duey Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Seems that perhaps God wanted to exact his own punishment before the justice system was able to. http://money.cnn.com/2006/07/05/news/newsm...dex.htm?cnn=yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Seems that perhaps God wanted to exact his own punishment before the justice system was able to. http://money.cnn.com/2006/07/05/news/newsm...dex.htm?cnn=yes 718516[/snapback] Actually, he was killed by the White House to keep him quiet about Bush's and Cheney's business dealings with Enron. This whole "heart attack" story is just a cover... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Actually, he was killed by the White House to keep him quiet about Bush's and Cheney's business dealings with Enron. This whole "heart attack" story is just a cover... 718519[/snapback] shhhhhhhhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Actually, he was killed by the White House to keep him quiet about Bush's and Cheney's business dealings with Enron. This whole "heart attack" story is just a cover... 718519[/snapback] It's all part of the "secret plot". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 He cashed in some options? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 It's all part of the "secret plot". 718522[/snapback] It took nineteen minutes for that theory to hit the internet from the time the Lay story hit the wire, though. It took twenty minutes for the "He's not dead, he was put into witness protection by the FBI at Cheney's demand" conspiracy theory to hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 It took twenty minutes for the "He's not dead, he was put into witness protection by the FBI at Cheney's demand" conspiracy theory to hit. 718531[/snapback] He's not dead - he's just "stunned." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duey Posted July 5, 2006 Author Share Posted July 5, 2006 We want to see a body! Who's doing the autopsy?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 He's not dead - he's just "stunned." 718533[/snapback] The irony is that his heart attack stemmed from an easily treatable condition that wasn't detected because his cardiologist faked the test results... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Actually, he was killed by the White House to keep him quiet about Bush's and Cheney's business dealings with Enron. This whole "heart attack" story is just a cover... 718519[/snapback] He was suddenly inflicted with Potential Witness Syndrome. It is a rare condition which sometimes results in "heart-attacks" but has other sequeli, i.e. drowning due to accidently tying an anchor to one's ankles, driving off a cliff, or overdosind on prescription medication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 He was suddenly inflicted with Potential Witness Syndrome. It is a rare condition which sometimes results in "heart-attacks" but has other sequeli, i.e. drowning due to accidently tying an anchor to one's ankles, driving off a cliff, or overdosind on prescription medication. 718553[/snapback] Hunting accidents in the proximity of the Vice President are a common symptom, as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 I say he's in hiding with Jim McDougal, William Casey, Vince Foster, two Arkansas state troopers, and Ron Brown! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Kind of creepy that they found him lying face down in the grass in Fort Marcy Park... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 I say he's in hiding with Jim McDougal, William Casey, Vince Foster, two Arkansas state troopers, and Ron Brown! 718557[/snapback] And all the passengers on TW800! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Could Jimmy Hoffa be orchastrating all of this too? Along with Elvis and Big Foot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Actually, he was killed by the White House to keep him quiet about Bush's and Cheney's business dealings with Enron. This whole "heart attack" story is just a cover... 718519[/snapback] Wow, i'm surprised the white house has time to go through all of that, seeing how they have just finally finished their plot of crashing the columbia to renew interest in the space program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cromagnum Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Seems that perhaps God wanted to exact his own punishment before the justice system was able to. http://money.cnn.com/2006/07/05/news/newsm...dex.htm?cnn=yes 718516[/snapback] That's to bad I was hoping he would go to prison, and not the type of prison his wealth would have granted.. More like a your average prison where he has to face the realities of doing time with people who can't buy selective justice, your typical innercity inmate. I'm sure they would have got along nicely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duey Posted July 5, 2006 Author Share Posted July 5, 2006 That's to bad I was hoping he would go to prison, and not the type of prison his wealth would have granted.. More like a your average prison where he has to face the realities of doing time with people who can't buy selective justice, your typical innercity inmate. I'm sure they would have got along nicely 718596[/snapback] Nah...he would have gone to some sweet little white collar establishment. Guys like him don't serve real time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Gee, how convenient! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACor58 Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Despite his death, I am sure that it provides little comfort to the people whose savings and in some cases, lives, were ruined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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