ACor58 Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 If not airbrushed, Maybe CGI. Here she is on the cover of this months Harpers Bazzar Camera 1 And here she is when being interviewed by Matt Lauer Camra 2
Phlegm Alley Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 I would say absolutely. In the second picture, you can see the native Louisiana starting to show in her appearance. You can take the cat out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the cat.
rockpile Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 If not airbrushed, Maybe CGI. Here she is on the cover of this months Harpers Bazzar Camera 1 And here she is when being interviewed by Matt Lauer Camra 2 716036[/snapback] Does anyone really care? (not a personal jab, Acor - I be smiling) Her whole PUBLIC life is self promotion and facade. It has made her a very materially wealthy person. The Harper pic is defintely altered. But almost every picture like that IS retouched. In the Lauer pic she is also quite a bit more pregnant.
Puhonix Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 And the transformation to white trash, is almost complete. You know what Britney did with her broken down car? Built a house next to it.
ACor58 Posted June 29, 2006 Author Posted June 29, 2006 Does anyone really care? (not a personal jab, Acor - I be smiling) Her whole PUBLIC life is self promotion and facade. It has made her a very materially wealthy person. The Harper pic is defintely altered. But almost every picture like that IS retouched. In the Lauer pic she is also quite a bit more pregnant. 716047[/snapback] No worries Rock! Now which came first, the Bazzar pic or Lauer? I guess that it doesn't matter. We'll just chalk it up to "Polishing a Turd".
MadBuffaloDisease Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 Of course it's airbrushed. ALL pitctures in magazines are airbrushed. Models aren't nearly as flawless as they appear in pictures, thanks to makeup and airbrushing, and some are actually quite frighteningly plain when not done-up.
Gary M Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 But almost every picture like that IS retouched. In the Lauer pic she is also quite a bit more pregnant. 716047[/snapback] Why is it called retouched, when they are doing it for the first time?
nick in* england Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 Why is it called retouched, when they are doing it for the first time? 716077[/snapback] Cos it sounds sleazy to touch up models routinely??
Kelly the Dog Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 Does anyone not? Although, I must relay this little story. It's about ten years ago. The girl I was living with was the manager of a very trendy bar in the heart of Beverly Hills, called "The Milk Bar", modeled after the one in A Clockwork Orange, and in NYC. It was very funky inside, and all kinds of celebs used to go there. One Saturday morning she wakes me up very early to beg me to go down there and stay the entire day, to let this film crew in who had rented the place for a photo shoot. She was really hurting and offered me all kinds of perks, so I went. All I had to do was open the doors and sit there for eight hours so they didn't rob the place. I brought my laptop and figured I would just work. So they get there and say it's for Penthouse Magazine. They're shooting the Pet of the Month spread in the bar. So now this seems like a pretty good idea to me. They start setting up, and I'm pretty jazzed, and an hour later this girl walks in. The Penthouse Pet of the Month. And I am totally disappointed. She is very average looking, wearing these raggy clothes, stringy hair, and not hot at all. At least to me. So I have now gone from bummed to stoked to bummed in two hours. But it takes them about six hours to do the lighting before they start shooting, and her and I are the only ones not working. So she starts talking to me, and she's very nice, and pretty smart and very funny. For the next few hours she is in a chair right next to me, joking around, with this other hottie doing her make-up and a third hottie doing her hair. And in those few hours, she transforms right before my eyes to one of the most awesome creatures I have ever seen. It was truly remarkable. Then she takes all her clothes off and she is absolutely stunning. Everywhere. It was really an amazing transformation from very average to kinda cute to pretty nice to fukking gorgeous, just the way they made her up. And they really didn't need to airbrush her, although they probably did for the ultimate issue.
Marv's Neighbor Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 How much Air and how much Brush would you need to do that?
inkman Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 Does anyone not? Although, I must relay this little story. It's about ten years ago. The girl I was living with was the manager of a very trendy bar in the heart of Beverly Hills, called "The Milk Bar", modeled after the one in A Clockwork Orange, and in NYC. It was very funky inside, and all kinds of celebs used to go there. One Saturday morning she wakes me up very early to beg me to go down there and stay the entire day, to let this film crew in who had rented the place for a photo shoot. She was really hurting and offered me all kinds of perks, so I went. All I had to do was open the doors and sit there for eight hours so they didn't rob the place. I brought my laptop and figured I would just work. So they get there and say it's for Penthouse Magazine. They're shooting the Pet of the Month spread in the bar. So now this seems like a pretty good idea to me. They start setting up, and I'm pretty jazzed, and an hour later this girl walks in. The Penthouse Pet of the Month. And I am totally disappointed. She is very average looking, wearing these raggy clothes, stringy hair, and not hot at all. At least to me. So I have now gone from bummed to stoked to bummed in two hours. But it takes them about six hours to do the lighting before they start shooting, and her and I are the only ones not working. So she starts talking to me, and she's very nice, and pretty smart and very funny. For the next few hours she is in a chair right next to me, joking around, with this other hottie doing her make-up and a third hottie doing her hair. And in those few hours, she transforms right before my eyes to one of the most awesome creatures I have ever seen. It was truly remarkable. Then she takes all her clothes off and she is absolutely stunning. Everywhere. It was really an amazing transformation from very average to kinda cute to pretty nice to fukking gorgeous, just the way they made her up. And they really didn't need to airbrush her, although they probably did for the ultimate issue. 716153[/snapback] You left out the part where you, her, the makeup chick, and the third hottie engage in a giant gang bang. Then your girl walks in, expecting her to flip out, you are completely surprised when she starts going at it with all the girls. At least that is how it usually goes in those Penthouse stories...
nick in* england Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 You left out the part where you, her, the makeup chick, and the third hottie engage in a giant gang bang. Then your girl walks in, expecting her to flip out, you are completely surprised when she starts going at it with all the girls. At least that is how it usually goes in those Penthouse stories... 716166[/snapback] Damn Inkman - what is your real job? Porn writer? Or is this a strange projection of your own fantasy?? Either way - where are the pictures of this transformation? and the ensuing gang bang??? Inquiring minds need to know!
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 Does anyone not? Although, I must relay this little story. It's about ten years ago. The girl I was living with was the manager of a very trendy bar in the heart of Beverly Hills, called "The Milk Bar", modeled after the one in A Clockwork Orange, and in NYC. It was very funky inside, and all kinds of celebs used to go there. One Saturday morning she wakes me up very early to beg me to go down there and stay the entire day, to let this film crew in who had rented the place for a photo shoot. She was really hurting and offered me all kinds of perks, so I went. All I had to do was open the doors and sit there for eight hours so they didn't rob the place. I brought my laptop and figured I would just work. So they get there and say it's for Penthouse Magazine. They're shooting the Pet of the Month spread in the bar. So now this seems like a pretty good idea to me. They start setting up, and I'm pretty jazzed, and an hour later this girl walks in. The Penthouse Pet of the Month. And I am totally disappointed. She is very average looking, wearing these raggy clothes, stringy hair, and not hot at all. At least to me. So I have now gone from bummed to stoked to bummed in two hours. But it takes them about six hours to do the lighting before they start shooting, and her and I are the only ones not working. So she starts talking to me, and she's very nice, and pretty smart and very funny. For the next few hours she is in a chair right next to me, joking around, with this other hottie doing her make-up and a third hottie doing her hair. And in those few hours, she transforms right before my eyes to one of the most awesome creatures I have ever seen. It was truly remarkable. Then she takes all her clothes off and she is absolutely stunning. Everywhere. It was really an amazing transformation from very average to kinda cute to pretty nice to fukking gorgeous, just the way they made her up. And they really didn't need to airbrush her, although they probably did for the ultimate issue. 716153[/snapback] A safe bet none of them drove a Honda Fit...
Kelly the Dog Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 A safe bet none of them drove a Honda Fit... 716175[/snapback] They didn't have Fits back then, they just threw them.
ACor58 Posted June 29, 2006 Author Posted June 29, 2006 Does anyone not? Although, I must relay this little story. It's about ten years ago. The girl I was living with was the manager of a very trendy bar in the heart of Beverly Hills, called "The Milk Bar", modeled after the one in A Clockwork Orange, and in NYC. It was very funky inside, and all kinds of celebs used to go there. One Saturday morning she wakes me up very early to beg me to go down there and stay the entire day, to let this film crew in who had rented the place for a photo shoot. She was really hurting and offered me all kinds of perks, so I went. All I had to do was open the doors and sit there for eight hours so they didn't rob the place. I brought my laptop and figured I would just work. So they get there and say it's for Penthouse Magazine. They're shooting the Pet of the Month spread in the bar. So now this seems like a pretty good idea to me. They start setting up, and I'm pretty jazzed, and an hour later this girl walks in. The Penthouse Pet of the Month. And I am totally disappointed. She is very average looking, wearing these raggy clothes, stringy hair, and not hot at all. At least to me. So I have now gone from bummed to stoked to bummed in two hours. But it takes them about six hours to do the lighting before they start shooting, and her and I are the only ones not working. So she starts talking to me, and she's very nice, and pretty smart and very funny. For the next few hours she is in a chair right next to me, joking around, with this other hottie doing her make-up and a third hottie doing her hair. And in those few hours, she transforms right before my eyes to one of the most awesome creatures I have ever seen. It was truly remarkable. Then she takes all her clothes off and she is absolutely stunning. Everywhere. It was really an amazing transformation from very average to kinda cute to pretty nice to fukking gorgeous, just the way they made her up. And they really didn't need to airbrush her, although they probably did for the ultimate issue. 716153[/snapback] I was waiting for the end that said...do you know who that pet turned out to be... "Mrs. Kelly the Fair and Balanced Dog"
Kelly the Dog Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 I was waiting for the end that said...do you know who that pet turned out to be... "Mrs. Kelly the Fair and Balanced Dog" 716212[/snapback] I tried like hell to con her into doing something with me. She said she would, we exchanged numbers, she never called and then didn't return mine. Hollywood. Where everyone is full of sh--. Which reminds me of an addendum to the story and the fact that everyone is totally full of sh-- here. Rachel, my friend, managed the Milk Bar there. The General Manager of the whole place was a little weasally runt of a guy named Scotty who became my friend because of Rachel. Scotty was a bull sh-- artist of the highest order from New York, always telling us bullschit stories about opening Studio 54, where he was one of the first bartenders there, blah blah blah, and claiming he was the guy that first took off his shirt, which started this huge trend that Studio 54 was known for. He was about 5' 3" and weighed 106 pounds. Yeah, right, Scotty. But he was decent enough, and nice to me, and gave me a bunch of free food and drinks whenever I went in there. But I dreaded hearing these stupid stories of I did this and I did that. So typical of Hollyweird. A couple years later, I am watching TV and there is a special on Studio 54's heyday. A Behind The Music kind of thing. Half the people interviewed in the show are saying things like, "And then Scotty did this! And then Scotty did that! It was awesome!" And then, sho nuff, Scotty is on the show being interviewed himself. All that crap he made up about himself was apparently true. Okay, so at least one guy isn't full of sh-- in Hollywood. He was still a weasal.
inkman Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 Damn Inkman - what is your real job? Porn writer? Or is this a strange projection of your own fantasy?? Either way - where are the pictures of this transformation? and the ensuing gang bang??? Inquiring minds need to know! 716173[/snapback] Have penis, will write!
Puhonix Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 You left out the part where you, her, the makeup chick, and the third hottie engage in a giant gang bang. Then your girl walks in, expecting her to flip out, you are completely surprised when she starts going at it with all the girls. At least that is how it usually goes in those Penthouse stories... 716166[/snapback] Fingercuffs anyone? And yes, we're going to need pics of this pet to check things out, for ourselves of course. No kittens will be harmed in the reading of this thread.
stinky finger Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 Hollywood. Where everyone is full of sh--. Which reminds me of an addendum to the story and the fact that everyone is totally full of sh-- here. 716225[/snapback] Everyone, indeed.......
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