Phlegm Alley Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Link Jose Theodore, goalie for the Avalanche, cheats on his girlfriend of 8 years and mother of his 3 month old baby who was born prematurely with Mrs. Hilton. He was in Montreal to pick up his prematurely born daughter from the hospital. Your thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACor58 Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Link Jose Theodore, goalie for the Avalanche, cheats on his girlfriend of 8 years and mother of his 3 month old baby who was born prematurely with Mrs. Hilton. He was in Montreal to pick up his prematurely born daughter from the hospital. Your thoughts. 714688[/snapback] "Honey, since we are in town to pick up our premature babie from the Hospital is it OK if I escort Paris Hilton to an awards ceremony?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Link Jose Theodore, goalie for the Avalanche, cheats on his girlfriend of 8 years and mother of his 3 month old baby who was born prematurely with Mrs. Hilton. He was in Montreal to pick up his prematurely born daughter from the hospital. Your thoughts. 714688[/snapback] my thoughts are that....Mrs. Theodore is about to be a wealthy single mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 my thoughts are that....Mrs. Theodore is about to be a wealthy single mother. 714698[/snapback] And freedom froma first class scum-bag. She's better off anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Link Jose Theodore, goalie for the Avalanche, cheats on his girlfriend of 8 years and mother of his 3 month old baby who was born prematurely with Mrs. Hilton. He was in Montreal to pick up his prematurely born daughter from the hospital. Your thoughts. 714688[/snapback] "cheats on his girlfriend of 8 years and mother of his 3 month old baby who was born prematurely with Mrs. Hilton" I think that's horrible sentence structure. Was his three month old baby really born prematurely with Paris Hilton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Of course his (now ex) girlfriend is better off. Lord knows what he probably caught just holding her hand. How much of an idiot do you have to be to get caught cheating with Paris Hilton? Is there a moment inher life when a camera is not around her? "Yeah, my girlfriend will never find out if we go out to dinner somewhere, or we start making out in a club, no one cares enough about Paris to follow her around 24/7 with cameras" So I guess she has run through all the Greek shipping heirs and is now working her way throught the sports world. Urlacher, Leinart, Theodore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegm Alley Posted June 27, 2006 Author Share Posted June 27, 2006 "cheats on his girlfriend of 8 years and mother of his 3 month old baby who was born prematurely with Mrs. Hilton" I think that's horrible sentence structure. Was his three month old baby really born prematurely with Paris Hilton? 714711[/snapback] Do you really think that Paris Hilton had a child born prematurely with a goalie for the Avalanche? If so, you're a dip schit. I don't really care about my lack of grammatical proficiency, I want to know what you think about Mrs. Hilton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 My thought is....at what point of reading this article does your brain go ding!..."I just have to post this on TSW!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Do you really think that Paris Hilton had a child born prematurely with a goalie for the Avalanche? If so, you're a dip schit. I don't really care about my lack of grammatical proficiency, I want to know what you think about Mrs. Hilton. 714715[/snapback] Crazier stuff has happened. Maybe Teddy Nolan had a kid with Mrs. Hasek? By the way, my favorite quote about goaltender wives has to come from my roommate's dad, who was watching a hockey game and once said: "Damn, that Mrs. Brodeur's got some nice Brodeurs". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Do you really think that Paris Hilton had a child born prematurely with a goalie for the Avalanche? If so, you're a dip schit. I don't really care about my lack of grammatical proficiency, I want to know what you think about Mrs. Hilton. 714715[/snapback] I don't think about Ms. Hilton. Frankly, your grammatical butchery has a greater impact in my life than Paris Hilton...and I don't think about your grammar that often, either. The only thing lamer than worrying about Paris Hilton being an amoral slut is worrying about what other people think about Paris Hilton being an amoral slut. Who the hell cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 I want to know what you think about Mrs. Hilton. 714715[/snapback] Which is way more alarming than your grammar IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duey Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 What I'd love to know is how the hell the two even met?!? Not exactly two social circles that one would expect to meet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Who the hell cares? 714720[/snapback] I do. If people didn't report what Ms. Hilton was up to, then she wouldn't have inspired one of the rudest, most hysterical South Park episode ever written! "I wanna be a stupid spoiled whore just like Paris!" http://www.southparkstudios.com/show/displ...id1=812&id2=127 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegm Alley Posted June 27, 2006 Author Share Posted June 27, 2006 Its the offseason which seems to last forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 I do. If people didn't report what Ms. Hilton was up to, then she wouldn't have inspired one of the rudest, most hysterical South Park episode ever written! "I wanna be a stupid spoiled whore just like Paris!" http://www.southparkstudios.com/show/displ...id1=812&id2=127 714726[/snapback] That's hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 The only thing lamer than worrying about Paris Hilton being an amoral slut is worrying about what other people think about Paris Hilton being an amoral slut. 714720[/snapback] As opposed to being a regular slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 That's hot. 714754[/snapback] sarcasm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 As opposed to being a regular slut. 714758[/snapback] I think a moral slut would be more appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 sarcasm? 714768[/snapback] Yes. Sorry, I was in a rush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinVA Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 My thought is....at what point of reading this article does your brain go ding!..."I just have to post this on TSW!?" 714717[/snapback] Who cares, I got a new sig line out this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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