This Guy Gets It--Long

[JarHeadJim]

A California Lawyer's Perspective on Iraq War:

 

 

 

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Sixty-three years ago, Nazi Germany had overrun almost all of Europe and hammered England to the verge of bankruptcy and defeat, and had sunk more than four hundred British ships in their convoys between England and America for food and war materials.

 

Bushido Japan had overrun most of Asia, beginning in 1928, killing millions of civilians throughout China, and impressing millions more as slave labor.

 

The US was in an isolationist, pacifist, mood, and most Americans and Congress wanted nothing to do with the European war, or the Asian war.

 

Then along came Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, and in outrage Congress unanimously declared war on Japan, and the following day on Germany, which had not attacked us.It was a dicey thing. We had few allies.

 

France was not an ally, the Vichy government of France aligned with its German occupiers. Germany was not an ally, it was an enemy, and Hitler intended to set up a Thousand Year Reich in Europe. Japan was not an ally, it was intent on owning and controlling all of Asia. Japan and Germany had long-term ideas of invading Canada and Mexico, and then the United States over the north and south borders, after they had settled control of Asia and Europe.

 

America's allies then were England, Ireland, Scotland, Canada, Australia, and Russia, and that was about it. There were no other countries of any size or military significance with the will and ability to contribute much or anything to the effort to defeat Hitler's Germany and Japan, and prevent the global dominance of Nazism. And we had to send millions of tons of arms, munitions, and war supplies to Russia, England, and the Canadians, Aussies, Irish, and Scots, because none of them could produce all they needed for themselves.

 

All of Europe, from Norway to Italy, except Russia in the east, was already under the Nazi heel.

 

America was not prepared for war. America had stood down most of its military after WWI and throughout the depression, at the outbreak of WWII there were army units training with broomsticks over their shoulders because they didn't have guns, and cars with "tank" painted on the doors because they didn't have tanks. And a big chunk of our navy had just been sunk and damaged at Pearl Harbor.

 

Britain had already gone bankrupt, saved only by the donation of $600 million in gold bullion in the Bank of England that was the property of Belgium and was given by Belgium to England to carry on the war when Belgium was overrun by Hitler - actually, Belgium surrendered one day, because it was unable to oppose the German invasion, and the Germans bombed Brussels into rubble the next day anyway just to prove they could.Britain had been holding out for two years already in the face of staggering shipping loses and the near-decimation of its air force in the Battle of Britain, and was saved from being overrun by Germany only because Hitler made the mistake of thinking the Brits were a relatively minor threat that could be dealt with later and turning his attention to Russia, at a time when England was on the verge of collapse in the late summer of 1940.

 

Russia saved America's butt by putting up a desperate fight for two years until the US got geared up to begin hammering away at Germany.

 

Russia lost something like 24 million people in the sieges of Stalingrad and Moscow, 90% of them from cold and starvation, mostly civilians, but also more than a million soldiers. More than a million.

 

Had Russia surrendered, then, Hitler would have been able to focus his entire campaign against the Brits, then America, and the Nazis would have won that war.

 

Had Hitler not made that mistake and invaded England in 1940 or 1941, instead, there would have been no England for the US and the Brits to use as a staging ground to prepare an assault on Nazi Europe, England would not have been able to run its North African campaign to help take a little pressure off Russia while America geared up for battle, and today Europe would very probably be run by the Nazis, the Third Reich, and, isolated and without any allies (not even the Brits), the US would very probably have had to cede Asia to the Japanese, who were basically Nazis by another name then, and the world we live in today would be very different and much worse. I say this to illustrate that turning points in history are often dicey things. And we are at another one.

 

There is a very dangerous minority in Islam that either has, or wants and may soon have, the ability to deliver small nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons, almost anywhere in the world, unless they are prevented from doing so.

 

France, Germany, and Russia, have been selling them weapons technology at least as recently as 2002, as have North Korea, Syria, and Pakistan, paid for with billions of dollars Saddam Hussein skimmed from the "Oil For Food" program administered by the UN with the complicity of the French, the Russians, Kofi Annan and his son.

 

The Jihadis, the militant Muslims, are basically Nazis in Kaffiyahs - they believe that Islam, a radically conservative (definitely not liberal!) form of Wahhabi Islam, should own and control the Middle East first, then Europe, then the world, and that all who do not bow to Allah should be killed, enslaved, or subjugated. They want to finish the Holocaust, destroy Israel, purge the world of Jews. This is what they say.

 

There is also a civil war raging in the Middle East - for the most part not a hot war, but a war of ideas. Islam is having its Inquisition and its Reformation today, but it is not yet known which will win - the Inquisition, or the Reformation.

 

If the Inquisition wins, then the Wahhabis, the Jihadis, will control the Middle East, and the OPEC oil, and the US, European, and Asian economies, the techno-industrial economies, will be at the mercy of OPEC - not an OPEC dominated by the well-educated and rational Saudis of today, but an OPEC dominated by the Jihadis.

 

You want gas in your car? You want heating oil next winter? You want jobs? You want the dollar to be worth anything? You better hope the Jihad, the Muslim Inquisition, loses, and the Islamic Reformation wins.

 

If the Reformation movement wins, that is, the moderate Muslims who believe that Islam can respect and tolerate other religions, and live in peace with the rest of the world, and move out of the 10th century into the 21st, then the troubles in the Middle East will eventually fade away, and a moderate and prosperous Middle East will emerge.

 

We have to help the Reformation win, and to do that we have to fight the Inquisition, i.e., the Wahhabi movement, the Jihad, Al Qaeda, the Islamic terrorist movements. We have to do it somewhere. We cannot do it nowhere. And we cannot do it everywhere at once. We have created a focal point for the battle now at the time and place of our choosing, in Iraq.

 

Not in New York, not in London, or Paris, or Berlin, but in Iraq, where we did and are doing two very important things.

 

(1) We deposed Saddam Hussein. Whether Saddam Hussein was directly involved in 9/11 or not, it is undisputed that Saddam has been actively supporting the terrorist movement for decades. Saddam is a terrorist.

Saddam is, or was, a weapon of mass destruction, who is responsible for the deaths of probably more than a million Iraqis and two million Iranians.

 

(2) We created a battle, a confrontation, a flash point, with Islamic terrorism in Iraq. We have focused the battle. We are killing bad guys there and the ones we get there we won't have to get here, or anywhere else. We also have a good shot at creating a democratic, peaceful Iraq, which will be a catalyst for democratic change in the rest of the Middle East, and an outpost for a stabilizing American military presence in the Middle East for as long as it is needed.

 

The Euros could have done this, but they didn't, and they won't. We now know that rather than opposing the rise of the Jihad, the French, Germans, and Russians were selling them arms - we have found more than a million tons of weapons and munitions in Iraq. If Iraq was not a threat to anyone, why did Saddam need a million tons of weapons?

 

And Iraq was paying for French, German, and Russian arms with money skimmed from the UN Oil For Food Program (supervised by UN Secretary General Kofi Annan and his son) that was supposed to pay for food, medicine, and education, for Iraqi children.

 

World War II, the war with the German and Japanese Nazis, really began with a "whimper" in 1928. It did not begin with Pearl Harbor. It began with the Japanese invasion of China. It was a war for fourteen years before America joined it. It officially ended in 1945 - a 17 year war - and was followed by another decade of US occupation in Germany and Japan to get those countries reconstructed and running on their own again .... a 27 year war.

 

World War II cost the United States an amount equal to approximately a full year's GDP - adjusted for inflation, equal to about $12 trillion dollars, WWII cost America more than 400,000 killed in action, and nearly 100,000 still missing in action.

 

[The Iraq war has, so far, cost the US about $160 billion, which is roughly what 9/11 cost New York. It has also cost about 2,400American lives, which is roughly 2/3 of the 3,000 lives that the Jihad snuffed on 9/11.] But the cost of not fighting and winning WWII would have been unimaginably greater - a world now dominated by German and Japanese Nazism.

 

Americans have a short attention span, now, conditioned I suppose by 60 minute TV shows and 2-hour movies in which everything comes out okay.

 

The real world is not like that. It is messy, uncertain,and sometimes bloody and ugly. Always has been, and probably always will be.

 

If we do this thing in Iraq successfully, it is probable that the Reformation will ultimately prevail. Many Muslims in the Middle East hope it will. We will be there to support it. It has begun in some countries, Libya, for instance. And Dubai. And Saudi Arabia. If we fail, the Inquisition will probably prevail, and terrorism from Islam will be with us for all the foreseeable future, because the Inquisition, or Jihad, believes they are called by Allah to kill all the Infidels, and that death in Jihad is glorious.

 

The bottom line here is that we will have to deal with Islamic terrorism until we defeat it, whenever that is. It will not go away on its own. It will not go away if we ignore it.

 

If the US can create a reasonably democratic and stable Iraq, then we have an "England" in the Middle East, a platform, from which we can work to help modernize and moderate the Middle East. The history of the world is the clash between the forces of relative civility and civilization, and the barbarians clamoring at the gates. The Iraq war is merely another battle in this ancient and never-ending war. And now, for the first time ever, the barbarians are about to get nuclear weapons. Unless we prevent them. Or somebody does.

 

The Iraq war is expensive, and uncertain, yes. But the consequences of not fighting it and winning it will be horrifically greater. We have four options -

 

1. We can defeat the Jihad now, before it gets nuclear weapons.

 

2. We can fight the Jihad later, after it gets nuclear weapons (which may be as early as next year, if Iran's progress on nuclear weapons is what Iran claims it is).

 

3. We can surrender to the Jihad and accept its dominance in the Middle East, now, in Europe in the next few years or decades, and ultimately in America.

 

4. Or we can stand down now, and pick up the fight later when the Jihad is more widespread and better armed, perhaps after the Jihad has dominated France and Germany and maybe most of the rest of Europe. It will be more dangerous, more expensive, and much bloodier then.

 

Yes, the Jihadis say that they look forward to an Islamic America. If you oppose this war, I hope you like the idea that your children, or grandchildren, may live in an Islamic America under the Mullahs and the Sharia, an America that resembles Iran today.

 

We can be defeatist peace-activists as anti-war types seem to be, and concede, surrender, to the Jihad, or we can do whatever it takes to win this war against them.

 

The history of the world is the history of civilizational clashes, cultural clashes. All wars are about ideas, ideas about what society and civilization should be like, and the most determined always win.

 

Those who are willing to be the most ruthless always win. The pacifists always lose, because the anti-pacifists kill them.

 

In the 20th century, it was Western democracy vs. communism, and before that Western democracy vs. Nazism, and before that Western democracy vs. German Imperialism. Western democracy won, three times, but it wasn't cheap, fun, nice, easy, or quick. Indeed, the wars against German Imperialism (WWI), Nazi Imperialism (WWII), and communist imperialism (the 40-year Cold War that included the Vietnam Battle, commonly called the Vietnam War, but itself a major battle in a larger war) covered almost the entire century.

 

The first major war of the 21st Century is the war between Western Judeo/Christian Civilization and Wahhabi Islam. It may last a few more years, or most of this century. It will last until the Wahhabi branch of Islam fades away, or gives up its ambitions for regional and global dominance and Jihad, or until Western Civilization gives in to the Jihad.

 

Senator John Kerry, in the debates and almost daily, makes 3 scary claims:

 

1. We went to Iraq without enough troops.

 

We went with the troops the US military wanted. We went with the troop levels General Tommy Franks asked for. We deposed Saddam in 30 days with light casualties, much lighter than we expected.

 

The real problem in Iraq is that we are trying to be nice - we are trying to fight minority of the population that is Jihadi, and trying to avoid killing the large majority that is not. We could flatten Fallujah in minutes with a flight of B52s, or seconds with one nuclear cruise missile - but we don't. We're trying to do brain surgery, not amputate the patient's head. The Jihadis amputate heads.

 

2. We went to Iraq with too little planning.

 

This is a specious argument. It supposes that if we had just had "the right plan" the war would have been easy, cheap, quick, and clean.

 

That is not an option. It is a guerrilla war against a determined enemy, and no such war ever has been or ever will be easy, cheap, quick, and clean. This is not TV.

 

3. We proved ourselves incapable of governing and providing security.

 

This too is a specious argument. It was never our intention to govern and provide security. It was our intention from the beginning to do just enough to enable the Iraqis to develop a representative government and their own military and police forces to provide their own security, and that is happening. The US and the Brits and other countries there have trained over 100,000 Iraqi police and military, now, and will have trained more than 200,000 by the end of next year. We are in the process of transitioning operational control for security back to Iraq.

 

It will take time. It will not go with no hitches. This is not TV.

 

Remember, perspective is everything, and America's schools teach too little history for perspective to be clear, especially in the young American mind.

 

The Cold war lasted from about 1947 at least until the Berlin Wall came down in 1989. Forty-two years. Europe spent the first half of the 19th century fighting Napoleon, and from 1870 to 1945 fighting Germany.

 

World War II began in 1928, lasted 17 years, plus a ten year occupation, and the US still has troops in Germany and Japan. World War II resulted in the death of more than 50 million people, maybe more than 100 million people, depending on which estimates you accept.

 

The US has taken a little more than 2,400 KIA in Iraq. The US took more than 4,000 Killed in action on the morning of June 6, 1944, the first day of the Normandy Invasion to rid Europe of Nazi Imperialism. In WWII the US averaged 2,000 KIA a week for four years. Most of the individual battles of WWII lost more Americans than the entire Iraq war has done so far.

 

But the stakes are at least as high . . . a world dominated by representative governments with civil rights, human rights, and personal freedoms . or a world dominated by a radical Islamic Wahhabi movement, by the Jihad, under the Mullahs and the Sharia (Islamic law).

 

I do not understand why the American Left does not grasp this. They favor human rights, civil rights, liberty and freedom, but evidently not for Iraqis. In America, absolutely, but nowhere else.

 

300,000 Iraqi bodies in mass graves in Iraq are not our problem. The US population is about twelve times that of Iraq, so let's multiply 300,000 by twelve. What would you think if there were 3,600,000 American bodies in mass graves in America because of George Bush? Would you hope for another country to help liberate America?

 

"Peace Activists" always seem to demonstrate where it's safe, in America.

 

Why don't we see Peace Activist demonstrating in Iran, Syria, Iraq, Sudan, North Korea, in the places in the world that really need peace activism the most?

 

The liberal mentality is supposed to favor human rights, civil rights, democracy, multiculturalism, diversity, etc., but if the Jihad wins, wherever the Jihad wins, it is the end of civil rights, human rights, democracy, multiculturalism, diversity, etc. Americans who oppose the liberation of Iraq are coming down on the side of their own worst enemy.

 

If the Jihad wins, it is the death of Liberalism. Everywhere the Jihad wins, it is the death of Liberalism. And American Liberals just don't get it.[\quote]

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Raymond S. Kraft is a writer and lawyer living in Northern California. Please consider passing along copies of this to students in high school, college and university as it contains information about the American past that is very meaningful TODAY - - history about America that very likely is completely unknown by them (and their instructors, too). By being denied the facts and truth of our history, they are at a decided disadvantage when it comes to reasoning and thinking through the issues of today. They are prime targets for misinformation campaigns beamed at enlisting them in causes and beliefs that are special interest agenda driven.

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wonder if the BushBad! crowd will even bother reading all the way thru or ask for cliffnotes so they know what to think?

[Simon]

wonder if the BushBad! crowd will even bother reading all the way thru or ask for cliffnotes so they know what to think?

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I guess I'm part of the BushBad! crowd and I admit I didn't read all of it.

I got about 1/2 sentence in before I realized he was going to compare our current situation with WWII. Yeah, that's definitely the way we ought to approach this one.

[Chilly]

wonder if the BushBad! crowd will even bother reading all the way thru or ask for cliffnotes so they know what to think?

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tl;dr

[boomerjamhead]

I guess I'm part of the BushBad! crowd and I admit I didn't read all of it.

I got about 1/2 sentence in before I realized he was going to compare our current situation with WWII.  Yeah, that's definitely the way we ought to approach this one.

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You can't even deal with ieatcrayonz, so how the hell would you know how we should approach a global conflict?

 

[chicot]

I'll refrain from commenting on the dodgy history lesson since it is not relevant.

 

There is also a civil war raging in the Middle East - for the most part not a hot war, but a war of ideas. Islam is having its Inquisition and its Reformation today, but it is not yet known which will win - the Inquisition, or the Reformation.

 

And invading and occupying a sovereign muslim nation which had not attacked the US is somehow supposed to strengthen the Reformation and weaken the Inquisition? Dream on.

 

We have to help the Reformation win, and to do that we have to fight the Inquisition, i.e., the Wahhabi movement, the Jihad, Al Qaeda, the Islamic terrorist movements. We have to do it somewhere. We cannot do it nowhere. And we cannot do it everywhere at once. We have created a focal point for the battle now at the time and place of our choosing, in Iraq.

 

Problem being that there has been numerous intelligence reports that have stated that the Iraq war is acting as a major recruitment tool for the Jihad movements. It's all well and good, all this stuff about fighting them over there blah blah blah ... but if, in the process, you are creating more terrorists than you are killing, then it's something of a futile exercise. To say nothing of the fact that many of those doing the fighting in Iraq (Baathists and Iraqi nationalists for example) have little to do with the Jihadi movement and are fighting to get the US to get the hell out of their country.

 

(1) We deposed Saddam Hussein. Whether Saddam Hussein was directly involved in 9/11 or not, it is undisputed that Saddam has been actively supporting the terrorist movement for decades. Saddam is a terrorist.

Saddam is, or was, a weapon of mass destruction, who is responsible for the deaths of probably more than a million Iraqis and two million Iranians.

 

Ah, so the Iran-Iraq war was a bad thing, was it? Funny how it wasn't at the time, when Iraq was being encouraged by the US (and the gulf states), as a counterbalance to Iranian influence. Now, all of a sudden, those dead Iranians matter. It's also interesting how, not once, in this (long) essay does the author mention the 50,000 - 100,000 Iraqis who have died since the invasion, not even with the usual excuse that Saddam would have killed more. It seems Iraqi deaths don't count, unless of course they happened in Saddam's time, in which case they most certainly do.

 

(2) We created a battle, a confrontation, a flash point, with Islamic terrorism in Iraq. We have focused the battle. We are killing bad guys there and the ones we get there we won't have to get here, or anywhere else. We also have a good shot at creating a democratic, peaceful Iraq, which will be a catalyst for democratic change in the rest of the Middle East, and an outpost for a stabilizing American military presence in the Middle East for as long as it is needed.

 

Here we have it. Forget all the nonsense about the US leaving when the Iraqis want them to (yesterday, in all probability) the intention is to create "an outpost for a stabilizing American military presence in the Middle East for as long as it is needed". Most of the rest of the world gave up on colonialism a while back. It seems that the US having missed out on a lot of that, is trying to make up for lost time.

 

The Euros could have done this, but they didn't, and they won't. We now know that rather than opposing the rise of the Jihad, the French, Germans, and Russians were selling them arms - we have found more than a million tons of weapons and munitions in Iraq. If Iraq was not a threat to anyone, why did Saddam need a million tons of weapons?

 

Why the hell does anyone need a "million tons of weapons"? How many tons of weapons does the US have? How about Britain? France? Or (whisper it) Israel, who actually does possess WMD's. Oh I forgot, Israel isn't a threat to anyone. They don't invade other countries or illegally occupy them

 

The real problem in Iraq is that we are trying to be nice - we are trying to fight minority of the population that is Jihadi, and trying to avoid killing the large majority that is not. We could flatten Fallujah in minutes with a flight of B52s, or seconds with one nuclear cruise missile - but we don't. We're trying to do brain surgery, not amputate the patient's head. The Jihadis amputate heads.

 

Yes, that's right. The real problem in Iraq is that the US isn't killing enough Iraqis

 

2. We went to Iraq with too little planning.

 

This is a specious argument. It supposes that if we had just had "the right plan" the war would have been easy, cheap, quick, and clean.

 

That is not an option. It is a guerrilla war against a determined enemy, and no such war ever has been or ever will be easy, cheap, quick, and clean. This is not TV.

 

Even many of the main cheerleaders for the war would concede that the planning for post-war Iraq was shambolic. There are umpteen things that could have been done that would have, in all probability, made Iraq far more stable than it is today.

The guerilla war didn't just materialize out of thin air, it was given manpower (the wholesale dismissal of the Iraqi army) and weapons (military bases were left unsecured for weeks, if not months, and were looted) by the incompetence of the post-war administration.

 

3. We proved ourselves incapable of governing and providing security.

 

This too is a specious argument. It was never our intention to govern and provide security. It was our intention from the beginning to do just enough to enable the Iraqis to develop a representative government and their own military and police forces to provide their own security, and that is happening. The US and the Brits and other countries there have trained over 100,000 Iraqi police and military, now, and will have trained more than 200,000 by the end of next year. We are in the process of transitioning operational control for security back to Iraq.

 

Under the Geneva Convention, occupying powers are legally obliged to provide security in the country they are occupying. According to the good lawyer, it was never the intention of the US to live up to it's obligations under International law. Nice.

 

I do not understand why the American Left does not grasp this. They favor human rights, civil rights, liberty and freedom, but evidently not for Iraqis. In America, absolutely, but nowhere else.

 

You want freedom for Iraqis? Fine, give it to them. Let them answer one of the most pressing issues facing Iraq today. Hold a referendum on whether the foreign troops stay or go.

 

300,000 Iraqi bodies in mass graves in Iraq are not our problem. The US population is about twelve times that of Iraq, so let's multiply 300,000 by twelve. What would you think if there were 3,600,000 American bodies in mass graves in America because of George Bush? Would you hope for another country to help liberate America?

 

Again no mention of Iraqi deaths after Saddam was deposed, which the author has either never heard about ("we don't do bodycounts") or has conveniently forgotten.

[KRC]

 

You can't even deal with ieatcrayonz, so how the hell would you know how we should approach a global conflict?

 

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[Simon]

 

You can't even deal with ieatcrayonz, so how the hell would you know how we should approach a global conflict?

 

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I should have been a California lawyer, then maybe I'd be as smart as you and crayonz

 

Need some chapstick politiKen?

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Put down the playdough... you're embarrassing yourself.

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Eating crayonz is bad enough, but don't eat the playdough

[Crap Throwing Monkey]

I guess I'm part of the BushBad! crowd and I admit I didn't read all of it.

I got about 1/2 sentence in before I realized he was going to compare our current situation with WWII.  Yeah, that's definitely the way we ought to approach this one.

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Well...it's a much more accurate comparison when you get the facts wrong about WWII.

[Simon]

Put down the playdough... you're embarrassing yourself.

Cool, another stalker.

 

Well...it's a much more accurate comparison when you get the facts wrong about WWII.

 

No it's all right there. If Hitler had invaded England all of Europe would now be under the control of Asian Nazis.....

Then all the Jews would be gone and the Muslims would have had time to build a massive Wehrmacht even bigger than the one we're dealing with today!

[KRC]

I should have been a California lawyer, then maybe I'd be as smart as you and crayonz 

 

Need some chapstick politiKen?

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You are so easy to manipulate.

 

Knit one, pearl two...

[Simon]

You are so easy to manipulate.

 

Knit one, pearl two...

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Whatever gets you through the night......

[Crap Throwing Monkey]

Cool, another stalker.

No it's all right there. If Hitler had invaded England all of Europe would now be under the control of Asian Nazis.....

Then all the Jews would be gone and the Muslims would have had time to build a massive Wehrmacht even bigger than the one we're dealing with today!

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At least they wouldn't be under control of Illinois Nazis...I hate Illinois Nazis...

[blzrul]

Forget the Nazis and Commie-Pinko-Fags and towelheads, what about the Yellow Menace?! Omigosh, THE SKY IS FALLING. Woe is me! Kill 'em all and let God (who loves us best) sort it out later!!!!

 

Where's my plastic and duct tape?!?

 

 

I thought California lawyers were tree-huggling, bleeding-heart, sniveling, illegal-alient-loving liberals to the PPP crowd. Why does this one suddenly have impeccable credentials?

[Crap Throwing Monkey]

Forget the Nazis and Commie-Pinko-Fags and towelheads, what about the Yellow Menace?! Omigosh, THE SKY IS FALLING.  Woe is me!  Kill 'em all and let God (who loves us best) sort it out later!!!!

 

Where's my plastic and duct tape?!?

 

 

 

I thought California lawyers were tree-huggling, bleeding-heart, sniveling, illegal-alient-loving liberals to the PPP crowd.  Why does this one suddenly have impeccable credentials? 

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I did a room up in plastic and duct tape yesterday. That sh-- actually works!

[Chilly]

I did a room up in plastic and duct tape yesterday.  That sh-- actually works! 

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All you people make the same mistake.

 

You have to insulate the room with a layer of spandex!

[Crap Throwing Monkey]

All you people make the same mistake.

 

You have to insulate the room with a layer of spandex!

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I find the cats work better...

[Chilly]

I find the cats work better...

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Live cats or dead cats?

 

I'm thinking my mistake was using dead cats, they don't throw any body heat like the live cats.

[Crap Throwing Monkey]

Live cats or dead cats?

 

I'm thinking my mistake was using dead cats, they don't throw any body heat like the live cats.

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Live ones, of course. The fur eventually falls off the dead ones, reducing their R-value.