Catholic Guilt Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 One of the funniest things you'll read today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I like all of the Honda Fit ads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I like all of the Honda Fit ads! 713158[/snapback] Holy !@#$ing sh--. That is a seriously gay ad campaign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 "I had never seen a scarier group of people," said Raleigh resident Max Sherwood, who was enjoying a quiet, calm Raleigh evening in the park with his mother. "They all had scraggily looking beards and they reeked of sweat and alcohol. They were screaming things like 'We !@#$ing did it!' and 'Stanley!' When I politely asked them who Stanley was and not to cuss in front of my mother, well, that's when they came after us." Sherwood suffered a mild concussion as well as facial lacerations after being forced to drink warm champagne out of "some type of weird birdbath." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duey Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 That's freaking great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Holy !@#$ing sh--. That is a seriously gay ad campaign. 713160[/snapback] You didn't think the mullet was cool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 holy crap, that deserves a big bump. The Onion does it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Terrific! Thanks for the laugh. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catholic Guilt Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 ""We couldn't believe what was happening," said Sam Weber, owner of Playmakers, a Raleigh sports bar. "I still don't understand it. We had a decent crowd here to watch the 1982 North Carolina vs. Georgetown NCAA Championship game on ESPN Classic when out of nowhere a lamppost comes crashing through the front window. Then these huge pasty white guys, all wearing, like, matching sweaters, run in screaming like madmen and holding this giant planter over their heads, which they demanded I fill with beer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Got to love the Onion! How about these related storys- Losing Super Bowl Team Gets Locker-Room Condolence Call From John Kerry Dying Boy Brought In To Cheer Up Kansas City Royals Tim Duncan Fires Up Teammates With Calm, Moderated, Three-Hour Pep Talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SACTOBILLSFAN Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 That was great, but my favorite onion sports story is Manu Ginobili faking his own death after taking a charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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