Richmond_Bills Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 I'm going in to be castrated tomorrow. Any recent experiences by my Bills brothers? I'm having the "no-scalpel" variety. Also, I'm supposed to play in a golf tourney next Thursday. Is that realistic??? Serious replies only . Thanks.
kegtapr Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Richmond_Bills said: Serious replies only . Thanks. 712616[/snapback] Damn!
slothrop Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 uhhh - I am not sure what to say to this. Castrated? Who is your doctor? Did he go to medical school in Nazi germany?
IDBillzFan Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 You should be fine to hit the links Thursday because you don't need balls to play golf, anyway.
smokinandjokin Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Really could've done without this thread. Talk to your doctor if you want serious replys. All I can tell you is that I hope you took the day off of work and beat that thing into submission today.
Dan III Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 LABillzFan said: You should be fine to hit the links Thursday because you don't need balls to play golf, anyway. 712633[/snapback] if this wasn't a "snip, snip" thread, that would be a great sig...
taterhill Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 I do have a funny story though...we were playing in a mens hockey league and one of the guys on the team got snipped midway through the season...his first game back...we played the STONECUTTERS....
shrader Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 slothrop said: uhhh - I am not sure what to say to this. Castrated? Who is your doctor? Did he go to medical school in Nazi germany? 712629[/snapback] Hollywood Upstairs Medical College
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Richmond_Bills said: I'm going in to be castrated tomorrow. Any recent experiences by my Bills brothers? I'm having the "no-scalpel" variety. Also, I'm supposed to play in a golf tourney next Thursday. Is that realistic??? Serious replies only . Thanks. 712616[/snapback] No scalpel? Having them crushed between a pair of cinder blocks, are we?
Richmond_Bills Posted June 22, 2006 Author Posted June 22, 2006 I honestly started this thread to lighten my mood. It has worked!!! Thanks guys!!!
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Richmond_Bills said: I honestly started this thread to lighten my mood. It has worked!!! Thanks guys!!! 712660[/snapback] You're welcome. Though I do kind of feel sorry for you, as you're required, first thing after you have your balls removed, to go out and buy a Honda Fit...
meazza Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Crap Throwing Monkey said: You're welcome. Though I do kind of feel sorry for you, as you're required, first thing after you have your balls removed, to go out and buy a Honda Fit... 712662[/snapback]
RayFinkle Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Richmond_Bills said: Serious replies only . Thanks. 712616[/snapback] How does your husband feel about all this?
IDBillzFan Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Crap Throwing Monkey said: No scalpel? Having them crushed between a pair of cinder blocks, are we? 712652[/snapback] I can't tell if he's having an operation...or getting married.
stevestojan Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 smokinandjokin said: beat that thing into submission today. 712634[/snapback] HAHAHAHAH
Thailog80 Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Crap Throwing Monkey said: You're welcome. Though I do kind of feel sorry for you, as you're required, first thing after you have your balls removed, to go out and buy a Honda Fit... 712662[/snapback] Wrong!!!! Only guys with balls on their chins are allowed to buy Honda Fits.
IDBillzFan Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Thailog80 said: Wrong!!!! Only guys with balls on their chins are allowed to buy Honda Fits. 712675[/snapback] You know, he never DID say what the doc was going to do with his nuts once they were removed. Maybe he's having a chinectomy.
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