Dan III Posted June 22, 2006 Author Posted June 22, 2006 What would you do for a klondike bar? 712585[/snapback] go to the store and buy one
HopsGuy Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 What is the meaning of life? 712581[/snapback] C'mon man. It's 42. Didn't you see the movie? Now, can someone help with the Entourage question?
Dan III Posted June 22, 2006 Author Posted June 22, 2006 If you were Bill Clinton, would you rather tap Monica Lewinsky or Ann Coulter? 712597[/snapback] Monica. Monica maybe be sloppy, but Coulter looks Tommy Lee in drag.
smokinandjokin Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 I have recently been asked by a friend from college to stand up in his wedding. I talk to this friend several times a year, and actually see him probably twice a year. I was honored he thought enough of me to ask me to take part. Then I find out that there are 13 fellahs standing in the wedding (12 + the best man.) His wife-to-be also has a maid of honor and 12 honies on her side. I think this is absurd. I have no problem sitting in the audience, and wouldn't feel slighted at all. How do the 'on-the-fence' friends feel who get invited to the wedding but are not one of the lucky 13? What is the appropriate number of groomsmen and bridesmaids in a wedding party?
Ramius Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 I have recently been asked by a friend from college to stand up in his wedding. I talk to this friend several times a year, and actually see him probably twice a year. I was honored he thought enough of me to ask me to take part. Then I find out that there are 13 fellahs standing in the wedding (12 + the best man.) His wife-to-be also has a maid of honor and 12 honies on her side. I think this is absurd. I have no problem sitting in the audience, and wouldn't feel slighted at all. How do the 'on-the-fence' friends feel who get invited to the wedding but are not one of the lucky 13? What is the appropriate number of groomsmen and bridesmaids in a wedding party? 712611[/snapback] who cares? 12 bridesmaids definitely increases YOUR chances. And it makes it easier to land more than one without the others knowing.
Ramius Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 What did JP Losman do to Holcombs arm to make him hate him so much that he refuses to even acknowledge his existence? And why is the arm all over Nall's jock?
smokinandjokin Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 who cares? 12 bridesmaids definitely increases YOUR chances. And it makes it easier to land more than one without the others knowing. 712612[/snapback] Tis true...However, my bringing girlfriend also increases my chances of getting some from her....but forcing her to stay sober enough to drive while I get bombed decreases my chances of getting some. Should I throw out the old, "It's okay babe, you can leave, I'll catch a ride with one of the bridesmaids" line?
Dan III Posted June 22, 2006 Author Posted June 22, 2006 who cares? 12 bridesmaids definitely increases YOUR chances. And it makes it easier to land more than one without the others knowing. 712612[/snapback] exactly, weddings are like Mardi Gras for unattached chicks with low self-esteem.
stuckincincy Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 who cares? 12 bridesmaids definitely increases YOUR chances. And it makes it easier to land more than one without the others knowing. 712612[/snapback] Wouldn't that increase the likelihood of contracting a venereal disease?
Dan III Posted June 22, 2006 Author Posted June 22, 2006 Tis true...However, my bringing girlfriend also increases my chances of getting some from her....but forcing her to stay sober enough to drive while I get bombed decreases my chances of getting some. Should I throw out the old, "It's okay babe, you can leave, I'll catch a ride with one of the bridesmaids" line? 712617[/snapback] tell her there is a limo for every one "in" the wedding...
Chef Jim Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 I have recently been asked by a friend from college to stand up in his wedding. I talk to this friend several times a year, and actually see him probably twice a year. I was honored he thought enough of me to ask me to take part. Then I find out that there are 13 fellahs standing in the wedding (12 + the best man.) His wife-to-be also has a maid of honor and 12 honies on her side. I think this is absurd. I have no problem sitting in the audience, and wouldn't feel slighted at all. How do the 'on-the-fence' friends feel who get invited to the wedding but are not one of the lucky 13? What is the appropriate number of groomsmen and bridesmaids in a wedding party? 712611[/snapback] Wedding protocol requires that you drink to much to stand, so therefore you're out.
Dan III Posted June 22, 2006 Author Posted June 22, 2006 What did JP Losman do to Holcombs arm to make him hate him so much that he refuses to even acknowledge his existence? And why is the arm all over Nall's jock? 712613[/snapback] HA is still upset TD drafted JP instead of signing Kurt Warner. He is not so much pro-Nall as anti-JP.
Ramius Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 HA is still upset TD drafted JP instead of signing Kurt Warner. He is not so much pro-Nall as anti-JP. 712627[/snapback] So a more appropriate name would be "Anyone but JP's Arm" Got it.
Gavin in Va Beach Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 C'mon man. It's 42. Didn't you see the movie? Now, can someone help with the Entourage question? 712604[/snapback] Loved the books. The movie sucked balls.
Chef Jim Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Loved the books. The movie sucked balls. 712676[/snapback] Isn't that usually the case? Interesting here however, the BBC radio program came first, then the books.
HopsGuy Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Loved the books. The movie sucked balls. 712676[/snapback] Never read the books. Most Adams' fans feel the way you do, understandably so. I thought Rickman's voice for Marvin was genius, though. The thread is officially hi-jacked.
stuckincincy Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Loved the books. The movie sucked balls. 712676[/snapback] The movie did the best it could. Movies can never = a book. But I babel...
Chef Jim Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 The movie did the best it could. Movies can never = a book. But I babel... 712698[/snapback] We were just fishing for answers.
Gavin in Va Beach Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 We were just fishing for answers. 712717[/snapback] So long, and thanks for all the fish!
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