R. Rich Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 I boldly predict that we'll see the Mickey Mouse fake end-around bull sh-- reverse !@#$tard halfback option screen pass for a loss run by Miami more times than by the Bills. Which is just fine with me, frankly. 709479[/snapback] Ah yes; memories of the '97 overtime game against Denver.
Stussy109 Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 Mine is that both the offense and the defense finish ranked in the low teens.
IDBillzFan Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 Sorry, polyannas, this ain't the NHL. The rules haven't been changed to allow teams with no OL to win.709410[/snapback] Okay, so that's two of you who watch hockey. There must be a third or fourth around here somewhere. I predict that the date of the home opener (9/24) will also be the final score of the game as we open the season 0-3. Lindell misses an extra point but nails a 53-yarder.
Matt in KC Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 You got that right, skippy 709478[/snapback] OMG, what the fvck is your avatar?
K-gunner Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 The Bills will have two 1000 yard recievers..Evans and Price.Well it did state BOLD.
MikeSpeed Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 Roscoe Parish will wound a wing while standing on a Gatorade bucket to reach the top shelf of his locker. A TE will end up on IR before the end of camp. Marv will sign another no name free agent and proclaim him a viable starter. WM will be the first RB to gain 2000 yards in one season and still not make the pro bowl. In a statement WM remarks "I owe it all to training at the "U". Both the yardage and the bad PR from not showing up for OTAs." The special teams and defense will out score the offense by a 2:1 ratio. After game 6, Kliff Kingsbury takes over as the starting QB, and lights up the NFL, unfortunately he breaks his leg prior to the playoffs in a motorcycle accident. Prompting the NFL to ban all motorcycle riding on snow covered roads. JP Losman has his team up by 4 points with 7 seconds to go on the road in Denver for a wild card game. That's the way the game ends. Unfortunately for Bills fans he was traded to Denver before the start of the season. Finally and most prophetic... I predict all my prediction will be bogus.
Dibs Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 JP Losman has his team up by 4 points with 7 seconds to go on the road in Denver for a wild card game. That's the way the game ends. Unfortunately for Bills fans he was traded to Denver before the start of the season.Finally and most prophetic... I predict all my prediction will be bogus. 710079[/snapback] If he was on the road in Denver he could not possibly be the Denver QB.....unless..... JP is traded to Denver at the start of the season & performs so well that he quickly makes all Denver fans forget about Elway & he becomes so synonymous with Denver that the Broncos become known as 'JPs team'. Then, late into the season, the unthinkable happens. Buffalo trade the next 3 years of 1st round picks to Denver to regain the rights to JP. When later(in said playoff game) JP(playing for Buffalo but the Broncos still being thought of as 'JPs team') throws 7 INTs, it gets commented that "JP has his team up by 4 points with 7 seconds to go on the road in Denver..." whew...gotcha out of trouble with that prediction.
ExWNYer Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 There will be less whining and crying on the board this year. Oh, wait....you said bold, NOT unrealistic. Never mind...
BillnutinHouston Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 - our OL will be better than most folks expect - Witner will garner some respect around the league by the end of the year - Everett will finally show promise - we finish at 7-9
MikeSpeed Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 If he was on the road in Denver he could not possibly be the Denver QB.....unless.....JP is traded to Denver at the start of the season & performs so well that he quickly makes all Denver fans forget about Elway & he becomes so synonymous with Denver that the Broncos become known as 'JPs team'. Then, late into the season, the unthinkable happens. Buffalo trade the next 3 years of 1st round picks to Denver to regain the rights to JP. When later(in said playoff game) JP(playing for Buffalo but the Broncos still being thought of as 'JPs team') throws 7 INTs, it gets commented that "JP has his team up by 4 points with 7 seconds to go on the road in Denver..." whew...gotcha out of trouble with that prediction. 710083[/snapback] I was wondering how quick someone would pick up on that. Thanks for the save!
Adam Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 I'm looking at 7-9 or 6-10.......if everything breaks right, we may go 8-8.........face it- we probably will struggle against the run- even moreso at the end of games, and we're waiting for the light to go on for a 2nd year QB. I think we will be very organized and competetive. I think our players will go all out for Jauron.
Rico Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 Cover 2 gets pitched into the can by game 4. 710236[/snapback] Can we get new DTs then too? I don't know if it gets ditched or not, but I do predict other teams are gonna pound the ball up the middle again and again. I predict lots of tackles for London Fletcher & Donte Whitner, and (if he makes the team) lots of tramplings for Troy Vincent (till he gets hurt again).
stuckincincy Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 Can we get new DTs then too? 710237[/snapback] No. But there will be a concession special in place of the late fried bologna - cold toast with small pack of gummi bears. Eight bucks.
PatPatPatSack Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 I'm looking at 7-9 or 6-10.......if everything breaks right, we may go 8-8.........face it- we probably will struggle against the run- even moreso at the end of games, and we're waiting for the light to go on for a 2nd year QB. I think we will be very organized and competetive. I think our players will go all out for Jauron. 710190[/snapback] Bobby April is tapped for HC job somewhere before the SuperBowl begins.
Dibs Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 Bobby April is tapped for HC job somewhere before the SuperBowl begins. 710352[/snapback] NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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