IDBillzFan Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Is it true, that the reason Barbara Streisand is so fat, is because she has such an amazing range? I wonder what she owns. Jenn Air? Viking? Wolf? Thermador? 709098[/snapback] Everyone knows the most amazing range is Viking. Wiseass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Everyone knows the most amazing range is Viking. Wiseass. 709109[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Everyone knows the most amazing range is Viking. Wiseass. 709109[/snapback] Is that why all the female opera singers wear those stupid helmets with the horns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 My girlfriend, like 93% of all females born between 1977 and 1989, has a tatoo on her lower back (a.k.a. 'The Tramp Stamp.') I'll admit, it does give me something to look at when I'm giving her the business from behind. But what's that thing going to look like when she's 70? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 My girlfriend, like 93% of all females born between 1977 and 1989, has a tatoo on her lower back (a.k.a. 'The Tramp Stamp.') I'll admit, it does give me something to look at when I'm giving her the business from behind. But what's that thing going to look like when she's 70? 709125[/snapback] Mikhail Gorbachev's head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 My girlfriend, like 93% of all females born between 1977 and 1989, has a tatoo on her lower back (a.k.a. 'The Tramp Stamp.') I'll admit, it does give me something to look at when I'm giving her the business from behind. But what's that thing going to look like when she's 70? 709125[/snapback] Mine doesnt...but she wants one. for FAT... Why do girls assume that you dont think they are enough to satisfy you just because you ask for a threesome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 My girlfriend, like 93% of all females born between 1977 and 1989, has a tatoo on her lower back (a.k.a. 'The Tramp Stamp.') I'll admit, it does give me something to look at when I'm giving her the business from behind. But what's that thing going to look like when she's 70? 709125[/snapback] something like this.... ~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~ Shoot...I had something written out but it doesn't show it that way.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 Why do girls assume that you dont think they are enough to satisfy you just because you ask for a threesome? 709133[/snapback] Low self-esteem.. If they truly liked themselves, they wouldn't date us in the first place... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 My girlfriend, like 93% of all females born between 1977 and 1989, has a tatoo on her lower back (a.k.a. 'The Tramp Stamp.') I'll admit, it does give me something to look at when I'm giving her the business from behind. But what's that thing going to look like when she's 70? 709125[/snapback] There's a good simulation in this ad for Turlington's tattoo remover... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 My girlfriend, like 93% of all females born between 1977 and 1989, has a tatoo on her lower back (a.k.a. 'The Tramp Stamp.') I'll admit, it does give me something to look at when I'm giving her the business from behind. But what's that thing going to look like when she's 70? 709125[/snapback] Not sure, but you'll probably be able to tell what offramp to take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 Not sure, but you'll probably be able to tell what offramp to take. 709142[/snapback] better than my answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLS4LIFE Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Whats my next meal ticket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 (a.k.a. 'The Tramp Stamp.') 709125[/snapback] LOL Never heard it called that. I'll admit, I LOVE looking at those things.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 5,000 little bits = bad diet.. I suggest more beer, wings and pizza. 709026[/snapback] LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 LOL Never heard it called that. I'll admit, I LOVE looking at those things.... 709363[/snapback] I thought they were birthcontrol targets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I thought they were birthcontrol targets. 709481[/snapback] My thoughts exactly. The low-rise hip-hugger with the tattoo is one of the greatest BC inventions ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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