Dan III Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Since Nick & AD are busy with other things, I'll take a shot at solving the world's problems. Fire away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Why does poop sometimes come out in one long turd, and other times it comes out as 5,000 little bits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 Why does poop sometimes come out in one long turd, and other times it comes out as 5,000 little bits? 709024[/snapback] 5,000 little bits = bad diet.. I suggest more beer, wings and pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EZC-Boston Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 is $250 too much for a handy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 709033[/snapback] Those aren't her friends.. they don't care about her.. they just want her for her money.. I'm not like that!! I.. uhh.. um.. what was the question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 is $250 too much for a handy? 709037[/snapback] Asian massage or skanky stripper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Asian massage or skanky stripper? 709046[/snapback] choice 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 choice 2 709050[/snapback] depends on the price of lap dances at the club.. a handy should never cost more than 5 lap dances at the same location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 depends on the price of lap dances at the club.. a handy should never cost more than 5 lap dances at the same location. 709052[/snapback] yes I agree..I will inform my friend he greatly overpaid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 I get a blender or a George Foreman with my new checking account. I'm having a hard time making up my mind, what the hell is wrong with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 I get a blender or a George Foreman with my new checking account. I'm having a hard time making up my mind, what the hell is wrong with me? 709055[/snapback] can you get a woman drunk using a George Foreman grill? blender = fruity drinks = naked chicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 can you get a woman drunk using a George Foreman grill? blender = fruity drinks = naked chicks 709059[/snapback] Good point. I spent too much of the day thinking how drunk I would have to be to spend the night with Rosie. You're a true sage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Now that hockey championships are done and the season is over, do you have any idea when the next World Spelling Bee Championship is being aired? (P.S. I'm assuming hockey season is over because you can't find anyone reporting on it in either the newspapers or on ESPN.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Whatever happened to the Babe of the Day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 Now that hockey championships are done and the season is over, do you have any idea when the next World Spelling Bee Championship is being aired? (P.S. I'm assuming hockey season is over because you can't find anyone reporting on it in either the newspapers or on ESPN.) 709071[/snapback] I have no idea what you're talking about.. I'm too busy watching paintball and poker on "the deuce". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Now that hockey championships are done and the season is over, do you have any idea when the next World Spelling Bee Championship is being aired? (P.S. I'm assuming hockey season is over because you can't find anyone reporting on it in either the newspapers or on ESPN.) 709071[/snapback] Answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 Whatever happened to the Babe of the Day? 709078[/snapback] Babe of the??? I forget.. can you re-fresh my memory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Is it true, that the reason Barbara Streisand is so fat, is because she has such an amazing range? I wonder what she owns. Jenn Air? Viking? Wolf? Thermador? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 Is it true, that the reason Barbara Streisand is so fat, is because she has such an amazing range? I wonder what she owns. Jenn Air? Viking? Wolf? Thermador? 709098[/snapback] Streisand is fat because she holds "The Diamond of Pantios".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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