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Why does poop sometimes come out in one long turd, and other times it comes out as 5,000 little bits?

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5,000 little bits = bad diet.. I suggest more beer, wings and pizza.

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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Those aren't her friends.. they don't care about her.. they just want her for her money.. I'm not like that!! I.. uhh.. um..

 

 

what was the question?

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choice 2

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depends on the price of lap dances at the club.. a handy should never cost more than 5 lap dances at the same location.

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depends on the price of lap dances at the club..  a handy should never cost more than 5 lap dances at the same location.

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yes I agree..I will inform my friend he greatly overpaid...

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I get a blender or a George Foreman with my new checking account.

I'm having a hard time making up my mind, what the hell is wrong with me?

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I get a blender or a George Foreman with my new checking account.

I'm having a hard time making up my mind, what the hell is wrong with me?

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can you get a woman drunk using a George Foreman grill?

 

blender = fruity drinks = naked chicks

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can you get a woman drunk using a George Foreman grill?

 

blender = fruity drinks = naked chicks

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Good point. I spent too much of the day thinking how drunk I would have to be to spend the night with Rosie.

 

You're a true sage.

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Now that hockey championships are done and the season is over, do you have any idea when the next World Spelling Bee Championship is being aired?

 

(P.S. I'm assuming hockey season is over because you can't find anyone reporting on it in either the newspapers or on ESPN.)

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Now that hockey championships are done and the season is over, do you have any idea when the next World Spelling Bee Championship is being aired?

 

(P.S. I'm assuming hockey season is over because you can't find anyone reporting on it in either the newspapers or on ESPN.)

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I have no idea what you're talking about.. I'm too busy watching paintball and poker on "the deuce".

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Now that hockey championships are done and the season is over, do you have any idea when the next World Spelling Bee Championship is being aired?

 

(P.S. I'm assuming hockey season is over because you can't find anyone reporting on it in either the newspapers or on ESPN.)

709071[/snapback]

Answer

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Is it true, that the reason Barbara Streisand is so fat, is because she has such an amazing range?

 

I wonder what she owns.

Jenn Air?

Viking?

Wolf?

Thermador?

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Streisand is fat because she holds "The Diamond of Pantios"..

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